Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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STATE TRUST SAVINGS BANK MT. PLEASANT, IOWA has a friendly interest in Iowa Wesleyan College and her excellent student body. We Serve with Pleasure SAVINGS ACCOUNTS—SAFETY BOXES FOR RENT Senior: “Why do they call her a B. V. I), girls?” Junior: “She was Born Very Dumb, sir.” Hayden Williams: “You should place your hand over your mouth before you yawn.” Bill Carrithers: “What! And get bit?” w w ij John G. Koch Pioneer Shoe House | North Side Square MOUNT PLEASANT, IOWA “ESTABLISHED 1$7S“ Correct Shoes for Students Page 211

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 aitress: “Sweden it yourself; I am only here to Seriva.” Customer: Denmark our hill and call the Bosphorus. He ought to Kenya. I don't Bolivia know who I am. Waitress: “No, and I don’t Caribbean. You guys sure Aremenia. Boss: “Samoa your smart cracks, is it? Don’t Genoa customer is always right? What’s got India? You think this arguing Alps business? Customer: “Oh, Canada racket; Spain in the ne'ek. I won’t leave her any 'ripperary manners griped me so much. Gobi. Coach: “Why didn’t you turn up for practice yesterday?” Kinkade: “I-er-er-1 had a date. Coach: “A wha-a-a-a-a-t ?!!!. Kinkade: “A date. But 1 didn’t break training. A miss is as good as a mile, you know.” Chris Waglcr: “Have some peanuts?” Ruth Brown: “Yes.” Waglcr: “Wanna neck?” Brown: “No. Waglcr: “Gimme my peanuts back.” Captain of Schooner: “Arc you marooned?” Sailors (after three weeks of hardship): “No, we’re college boys playing hookey from the Floating University! Indignant Farmer: “Say, look here, yer ain’t getting as much milk from them cows as yer used to.” Hired Man: “Nope. Sorter lost my pull.” “What’s good for bad little girls. “Bad little boys. Page 210

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Hugh Hilton: “I know a girl who swallows swords.” Jimmy Smith: “That’s nothing. I know a girl who inhales camels.” Kroll (taking up quiz paper): “Why quotation marks on this paper?” Millard Wysc: “Courtesy to the man on my right. Prof.” Tramp: “T.lp me, lady, please. For three years 1 worked for the cause of temperance.” Lady: “Were you a temperance orator?” Tramp: “No, I was the ’orrible example.” Irene Boucher: “You’re not collar ad.” Dale Nicholson: “Well, you’re no Fisher Body ad yourself, darling.” “Kannae squeeze ye a little mahr?” “Gosh, no, Sandy, you’re too tight now.” “From whence them motley freckles?” “From eating rusty raisins.” “Here’s to the old fashioned girl—Bless ’em.” “Here’s to the Weslcvan co-ed—Dress ’em.” Visitor: “You say Greek is your most important subject here? Why, I thought it thought it was math.” Soph: “Yeh, but that’s Greek to us.” Getz: “Why do you suppose there is so much electricity in my hair?” Brad: “Because it is connected to a dry cell. Page 212