Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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 Kenneth Strah was conversing with Anna Mary on the subject of horseback riding. “Have you ever been astride a chestnut full of mettle?” he asked. “No,” she replied, “but T have often bought a bag of them full of worms.” - ) Outside of That I’ve got a girl. Her name is Bess, Not good looking I'M confess. Arm like a blacksmith, Foot like a ham, Dumb as a mule From Alabam. Hump on her back, Has one cork leg. Warts on her neck. Big as an egg. One eye is green, 'Fhc other is blue, Her hair is false, Her teeth are too. Underslung jaw, Her mouth is numb All out of whack From chewing gum. A turned up nose. An Andy Gump chin, But a darn good girl For the shape she’s in. “H-h-h-hurry, S-S-S-Sam, h-h-h-hit that r-r-r-rivet.” “H-h-h-how h-h-h-hard sh-sh-shall I h-h-h-hit it?” “N-n-n-ncver m-m-mind. We-we’ll h-h-h-have to h-h-h-eat ag-g-gain.” Ka Page 20S

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Xgx® ! CI?e Henry County - auuuus Stank OFFICERS (i. A. Hallowei.l, Asst. Cashier W. S. Withrow, P,resident Kdxa Michexer, Asst. Cashier Will Kitch, Viee-President Marguerite Sax burg, Teller W. H. Evans, Cashier MT. PLEASANT. IOWA Famous Pronouns of History I ............................ Mussolini WE ........................... Lindbergh I S ...................... Siamese Twins IT ......................... Clara How I HOTEL BURLINGTON I BURLINGTON, IOWA Plan to Have Your Dinner Card and Dance Parties Here Amid a Cheerful Atmosphere and Comfortable Surroundings May IV e Have I he Pleasure of Serving You Any Time You Are In Burlington Reasonable Rates Courteous Service Page 207

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Post'd by Misses Crane. Aloes, Kutcher and Rhys R. K. CRANE, Quality Furniture The Home of Kuppenhetmer Clothing JOHN A. LAUGER FAIR AND PLEASING PRICKS Full Line of Ladies’ Holeproof Hosiery North Side Square Phone 160 Page 209