Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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 Hello, sheik!” hailed Koch. “Take me for a nice long ride in your new car? (lot your walking shoes?” asked Wagler suspiciously. “No.” “Carry a six-gun ?” “No.” Well, then, climb aboard, but I'll bet there’s a catch in it somewhere. A farmer and a fair damsel from the city were going round the farm together, and the farmer was rapidly falling beneath the spell of the town maiden’s eyes. Now, that’s a pretty scene,” he said, pausing beside the fence of a paddock in which a cow and a calf were rubbing noses together. The sight of it makes me want to do the same. “Well, go on.” said the girl placidly, it’s your cow. A man was seen in front of the insane asylum dangling a piece of string with a stick attached to it. He was dangling it over a flower-bed when Clifford Lee approached. Cliff, wishing to be affable, asked: How many have you caught? “You’re the ninth one. replied the crazy man. Clean Verse I know a baby named Jean The prettiest baby I’ve seen If she never is wealthy She ought to be healthy, For every one says “Hi Jean! (hygiene). The Nose Knows Mary had a little lamb. The lamb had halitosis. Everywhere that Mary went. The people held their noses. Page 202

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LONG BELL LUMBER Johns-ManvilIe Rigid Asbestos Shingles Mulehide Roofing HALL WEIN PAINTS GLASS Phone 83 Your Pilgrimage for an Ideal Place to Eat is Finished with your first meal at..... Prompt Service THE OXFORD CAFE Reasonable Prices Knocked Out Do you mean to tell me you drank a whole quart and didn’t even stagger? “Them’s my words.” “How did you do it?” “Why, I couldn’t even move!” Joy Hall: “I didn’t sleep a wink all night. I had an awful toothache.” Louise Weibley: “Ah, you should try repeating to yourself, fifty times every day: ‘Get behind me, pain!’ ” Joy: “Not much! Do you think I want lumbago? Imagine His Surprise A Burlington traveling man received a telegram from his wife that said: “TWINS THIS EVENING MORE BY AIR MAIL.” Page 201

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 IVhal Their Hands Said: “I do the washing, said Mrs. Smith's hands. “I’ve forgotten what a washtub looks like, said the dainty fingers of Mrs. Brown. For Mrs. Brown is a patron of our laundry, where one of our many services takes the “washing off her hands and returns it clean and white at a price which the Browns can easily afford. If you are one of the Mrs. Smiths call us up today. CRYSTAL LAUNDRY MT. PLEASANT, IOWA Phone 9.X FOUNTAIN PENS STATIONERY TOILETRIES You use these things every day, so give yourself the pleasure and satis faction of using good quality. Parker Duofold Fountain Pens Pencils and Desk Sets give most satisfaction. Stationery of many sorts, shapes and prices, and our Toiletries include many new domestic and imported items which will interest you, as well as the old stand-bys. H. T. WAUGH San Tox Remedies Druggist Telephone 61 Page 20J