Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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THE 1919 CROAKER

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THE 1910 CROAKER ©etucation To All the Narrow Minded Souls, Whose Friendship We Lose Through the Quips of This Little Croaker, We Affectionately Dedicate the Following Pages.

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THE 1919 CROAKER LIVE WIRES ? ? ? OX OUR CAMPUS Violet Ashe Luther Heller Wallace Carpenter Warren East I LA G LOT FELT V Carrie Wentworth Robert Payne Melvin Roth Myra De Yar.man Elmer Knowles Helen Crabbi- Marie Phillips Pauline Gilfillan Frank Snider Vera Hartley Mae Johnson Lora Xickolaus Myrtle Pierson Lucile Cartwright Leah Garrett Thomas Poulter Orville Dean IT hat is so rare as a day in June? A poet has harped on his long harpoon, But our answer comes bubbling forth eft soon, It's a dear Pi Phi that will not spoon Or a Beta at church by Sunday noon Or a Phi Mu chapter -without a prune Or a check from dad that came too soon Or a math class dismissed before noon Or the K line on time, or too soon Or a ukelele that’s in tune Or an Alpha house with too much room Or an editor's desk ivithout a gaboon, These, oh poet, I’d like to croon. Arc a damsiterarer than a day in June. “Talk about man!” exclaimed the suffragist. “What has man ever done for woman ?” “He’s furnished her with a model she’s been trying darn hard to imitate,” came a voice from the rear of the hall.—Transcript. Ike: “Are you in love with some particular girl?” Pete (hoarsely) : “Yes, old man, I am.” Ike: “Is she in love with you?” Pete (tearfully) : “I think so.” Ike: “Then she can’t be a particular girl.” All the concrete isn’t in the pavements, nor is all the mahogany used for chiffoniers.