Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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Scott’s EeStaurant A Place to get good things to eat Students' Patronage Solicited Prices Reasonable to Everybody West Side Square iHtss mta Carrtgan Where all College Girls get their Fashionable Millinery COLLEGE GROCERY LUNCH GOODS STUDENT SUPPLIES STAPLE GROCERIES Half Block South of Hershey Hall JOHN MORROW TURKINGTON DRUG CO. Phone 78 PURE DRUGS - CANDIES - ICE CREAM North Side

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MARCELLE WAVE CLUB Motto—“Kink, kink, kink on my old, old dome, oh, me!” Chief Apostles of the Wavy Lochs Frances Jamison Cora Gillaspy Grace Howard La Rue Sowers Gladys Hastings Possessors of the Fluffy Tresses Vivian Miller Pauline Gilfillan Anna Stewart Ellen Gardiner CO-ED ACCOMPLISHMENTS A Wesleyan coed is a colloquial noun, a qualitative adjective, a doubtful article, an inconstant conjunction and a frequent interjection. She is conjugated thus: I flirt I marry-wed You kiss I am kissed I will be engaged I can, should or would be married To be divorced Divorcing She belongs to the feminine gender, except as a suffragist. PLUG HAT CLUB Motto—“If you have a derby hat, get it on, get it on. Sole Member Grant Venell If you want to find the word “aeroplane” in the dictionary look on the fly leaf.

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A SENIOR AUTO If I wished to make an automobile 1 could find plenty of material for its construction in the Senior class. For the body of the machine I should use C. B. Johnson’s shoes, and his ears for the mudguards; both are sufficiently large. Truitt would make splendid axles because he is so well seasoned. Jonnie’s neck would make excellent tires, for it is all rubber. Lillian Piper would do for the steering wheel; she is so easy to turn. For the crank Earl Tovcra is one made to order. Frye would answer for the honk-honk, as he has such a good whistle. For brakes I would use Hunter; he is always broke. Wahl would make a serviceable windshield, for it never blows around him. For a headlight I would use Akerson’s dome; it’s such a good shiner. Crane would furnish the wheels; he knows how to get them. For a hammer to put the machine together with I should use ( ?)—she is a good knocker. For cushions any member of the class would do; they have been sat on so many times by the faculty in the last four years, they actually feel like upholstered furniture. For air to fill my tires I should resort to almost any Senior. WHAT IS ALWAYS HEARD BEFORE XMAS HOLIDAYS The Grind—“I expect to have one grand time during my vacation period. No, I do not intend to take a single book home with me.” 'Flic Profs.—“Well, I wish you all a Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year. Forget all about your books and come back ready to do the best work you have ever done.” The Average Student—“Every book that I have goes home with me. I expect to make up all of my work and be prepared for the exams. But I will have to burn a lot of midnight mazda if I catch up.” The Dateless Coed—“Oh, I just wish that you could go home with me once during vacation time. I am sure I could get a man for you to go with. Do you know, I just have so many dates when I am home for Xmas?” AT “HEBE’S” He: “Let’s have a quiet little luncheonette together?” She: “Oh, no! Let’s have some soup, too?”