Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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A LIGHT CUT First Coed: “How old is that lamp?” Second Coed: “Oh, about two years, I guess.” First Coed: “Then turn it out; it is too young to smoke.” “All that shivers is not cold.” WELL LINED UP Lodwick: “The telephone company seems to have a line on everything. Dukes: “Yes, they are pretty well posted.” PAUSE A certain chapel speaker who had extra large hands was talking to the student body one morning. He was preparing for his climax, and extending his hands pleadingly toward the students, said: “Pause, my dear people, p-aus-se.” Poulter: “Why are you scratching your head?” Fenn: “Because no one else knows where it itches.” MISTAKEN IDENTITY One of the transfer companies in the city had recently purchased an auto truck. Late one night they were taking trunks from the opera house to the freight depot. Dave Armbrustcr heard the rumble and ran about ten blocks in hot pursuit. When he reached the machine at the depot he rushed up all out of breath and inquired in broken tones, “Where is the fire?” THE CO-ED “I chatter, chatter where I go, My tongue no man can sever; For men do try and men do sigh, But I talk on forever.” —Selected.

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RED LETTER DAYS IN 1916 January 25—A few Freshman girls at the hall stayed up all night to study history. January 7—This date was made important by a certain engagement at 10 p. m. January 28—Mary Barnett enters Hershey by a door one story too low. February 26—Miss Baldwin didn’t ask to meet the Glee Club after chapel. February 29—A house meeting at Hershey Hall. A similar meeting will not occur for at least four years. March 10—Twelve Hershey Hall girls went to bed at eight-thirty. March 20—Juniors kidnap leading ladies in Senior stunt and give them free auto ride and feed. March 25—Dr. Schell said at chapel today: “Now, I hope that I haven’t forgotten to omit anything.” THE HANG-AROUND CLUB Motto—“ ’Tis so pleasant to go calling that we just can’t quit. SELECTED BROTHERS Seniors Sophomores Akerson Craver Frye Melcher Wahl Doe Juniors Huebxer Freshmen Marsh Davidson Taylor Beck Vex ell Morrow A cade my Bloo.mquist In Ur be P. Caris INTUITION Student (writing home): “How do you spell ‘financially’?” Other: “F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-lTy; and there are two R’s in ‘embarrassed.’ ”