Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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ARCHIVES OF CHAPEL ATTENDANCE COMMITTEE NAME ATTENDANCE EXCUSE Bob Fye .............. Armbrustcr and Collins. Nellie Curran ........ Mablc Walker ......... Ermil Frye............ Newton Moats ......... F. Jamison and V. Ashe Hucbncr.............. Prof. Edwards ....... Stillwell ........... Williams ............ (- 537) ............... Alternately............. 4736i 2 ................ Usually ............... Always ................. Nov. 5-15 (records lost) Up to now.............. Twice a week............ .Three times a month.... .Generally ............. 27 .................... ....Religious scruples. ....To stroll. .....Churley might be there. .....Couldn’t find her hat. ...To make announcements. .....Collecting laundry. ...New sweaters. .—:Collecting money. ...Disgust. ...Reporter for News. ...Sleep. ALIAS “Pud”—Sounds good. A Swedish favorite. “Pruney”—Hails from a boarding school, no doubt. “Teeny”—A frolicsome creature. Name seems to be wrongly applied. “Sehr Vide”—A German name, to be sure, but she has seen more of France than Germany. “B. B.”—Has several meanings. Use your own. “Doc”—Because of a striking resemblance to “Doc Yak.” “Shorty”—By force of habit. “Tim”—Direct from the country and unsophisticated. “Deacon”—Almost forgotten, because its owner is not in school this semester. “Ding”—Figure that out for yourself. “Punk”—Always thought of when his head is hit. “Hep”—Perhaps because she strolls so much. “Kleine”—Is not German. Quiet and unobtrusive. “Popham”—Up through the ages. Been in foreign lands. “Pat”—Sounds Irishy, but runs with Smith. “Jane”—She couldn’t help it. It was wished on her. “Mic”—Like its owner, exclamatory.

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Croaker Almanac for Suite anti September JUNE AND SEPT. EACH HATH XXX DAYS JOIRYSE EDITION VACATION VANITIES Who will when we are gone— Enjoy the quiet solitude of the library? Amuse fellow students during class hours? Successfully bluff? Chum with Miss Baldwin? Put pep in the college song? The editor lie wants a joke, His wit is on the shelf; If we politely might suggest Why can’t he use himself? Philosophical Philbert Sez: Ye can’t measure a fellow’s brain by the size of the book he carries. POME FOR JUNE AND SEPTEMBER (Half and half) June is here and much too soon, I'or Seniors notv must go; September is the month ive start To cram our empty dome. JUNE Thur. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Tucs. Wed. Thu r. 1— Glenn Frye wins Fresh. Oratorical. 2— Business manager absconds with Croaker funds. Later—he went out to buy a stamp. 3— Academy Commencement. 32 graduate. 4— Fussers bid farewell to ‘K’ Line. 5— Coburn Players here. 6— A rare day in June. 7— Commencement brings in Papas and Mam- mas galore. 8— Tomorrow means home. SEPTEMBER Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. Sun. Mon. Tues. Wed. Thur. 13— The new swarm arrives. 14— The old flock comes home to roost. 15— New students complain of eats at Hall. 16— Classes start. 17— Pullman Party by Y. W. C. A. 18— Christian Associations give reception. 19— Freshmen cry for home. 20— Frances Jamison sits in the library 1J 2 minutes. She speaks in conversation with Truitt 800 words. 21— Arnold Hale arrives for winter vacation. 22— Events called off. Rain. 23— Dr. Schell first speaks of Deer Creek (1910). 24— Freshmen win in pushball. 25— Heidt begins to show his ignorance. 26— Regular weekly Sunday. 27— Lots of new dates. 28— Rev. Rauch at Chapel. 29— Pep meeting. Rushed picture shows. 30— This is the last day of September.

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 Croaker Almanac for ©ctofaer 1915 OCTOBER HATH XXXI DAYS JOIRYSE EDITION LOST POME FOR OCTOBER A frat pin—Ermil Frye. A coach—Miss Ingersoll. A basketball cup—Sophs. Opportu n ity— E very bod y. October is a month so drear, We really have to study; Our Creek and Latin, Cheni and Math.— They almost kill a budy. If money talks, I wonder why I only hear It say ‘Goodbye’? 1— “We see by the papers that Nicholas II will soon visit America.” 2— “That’s nothing, August 1st will be here next summer.” Be it ever so homely there’s no face like your own. Philosophical Philbcrt Sez: “Campus fussing is a lottery, in which there arc more blanks than prizes.” Fri. 1—This is the first day of the month. Sat. 2—Saturday, that’s all. Sun. 3—Hershey Mall girls take part in class scrap (1910). Mon. -1—The editor still survives. 'I'ues. 5—Frye makes plea for poverty-stricken M'es-leyan New. Result—Much disgust and one new subscriber. Wed. 6—'Heat Parsons’ banner appears on campus. Thur. 7—Much pep over Parsons game. Fri. 8—Sophomores buried Parsons at chapel and Parsons buried us in afternoon. Sat. 9—Wahl out of town. Frances awaits post- man. Sun. 10—P. Caris visits relatives near Monmouth. Mon. 11—Juniors have picnic at Oakland. Tues. 12—New rugs at Hershey Hall. Wed. 13—Or. Rommel gives recital at Chapel. Thur. 14—Table manners invented (23 A. D.). Fri. IS—We win from Central. Sat. 16—Two Seniors begin to work. Sun. 17—Dr. Osborne preached today. Mon. 18—Cleopatra invented face powder (31 A. D.). Tues. 19—Soft-mores have a meeting. Wed. 20—Work—work—work. Thur. 21—Ermil Frye bribes ye editor for honorable mention. Fri. 22—Frances Jamison declares intention of buv- ing a Croaker even if there isn’t a joke in it about her. Sat. 23—An unexciting, unpolitical day. Sun. 24—Dr. Ilanchcr announces resignation (’08). Mon. 25—Akcrson says that nothing purifies the soul like saying ‘Grace’. Tues. 26—Pony factory declares dividends. Wed. 27—Suffrage club elects officers. Thur. 28—Senator Cummins speaks. Fri. 29—Senior girls serve with dainty hands. Sat. 30—Popularity contest closes in blaze of glory. Sun. 31—Overcoats make appearance. I i