Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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HIGHEST AMBITIONS OF SOME OF OUR CLASSMATES. Violet Ashe .............................................To get a grade in chemisry Frank Snider.........................................To slumber undisturbed in class Vivian Miller........................................To get up in time for breakfast Marie Schick.......................................................To be aristocratic Roy Akerson...........................................................To get a girl Faye Hayes.......................................................................To be popular Grace Howard....................................................To be a missionary Sherman Oatman................................................To pass in something Mildred McKee................................................To wear a “W” sweater Earl Vandagriffe..................................To be editor of the Wesleyan News David Armbruster...................................................To be an orator Bob Fyc................................................................To hold his job COURSES THAT MIGHT JUST AS WELL BE ELIMINATED Dr. Schell’s course in present day nothings. Miss Miller’s course in campustry. Miss Bladwin’s course in coquetry. Dr. Lcists’s course in gum-chewing. Prof. Dickey’s course in flattery. Prof. Blair’s course in jokes. Prof. Lucbbcr’s course in sarcasm. Prof. Edward’s course in correct sitting position in chapel. Miss Voorhees’ course in spooning. Miss Schreiner’s course in smiles. Dr. Rommel’s course in deliberation. Miss Ingersoll’s course in moanings. Dr. Booth’s course in neatness. Prof. Boyer’s course in flirting. Dr. Ly,incr’s course in chapel cutting. Miss Hull’s course in gossip. Coach Heidt’s course in cussing. Prof. Eaton’s course in promptness. Prof. King’s course in sweetness. Prof. Koch’s course in baby culture. Prof. Jaque’s course in efficiency. ON THE “K” LINE Grace Howard: “Let’s get off and walk.” Akerson: “What is your hurry?”

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AGRICULTURALLY SPEAKING Ereshic: “I think it is just lovely to hear the leaves whisper.” Dukes: “Yes, but I can’t bear to hear the grass mown.” Mary had a little lamb, Lank and lean and bony; When Mary college Latin took She swapped it for a pony. ! | AT -GLEE CLUB PRACTICE Craver: “I just love to break into song.” Ballcw: “If you would get the key you wouldn’t have to break in.” NATURALLY First Student: “What is the first thing you think of in connection with French? Second Student: “The French teacher.” MOST CERTAINLY Stranger (to Emmet Hasty) : “Do they teach French here?” Hasty: “Yes, they teach anyone.” FOUND IN THE CHEMISTRY ROOM Mother, may I go out to swim? My daughter, I reckon so. Hang your clothes on a hickory limb And shun the H..O. AT FRESHMAN CLASS ELECTION Chairman: “Nominations are now in order for a vice-president.” Miss Martin: “We do not need a vice-president. There is no vice in this class. ’ ECONOMY Jay Hunter (when asked if he would lend a nickel) : “Well, fellows, I’ll let you have it, but I have to have it back by tomorrow. I must have spending money.” NO NAMES MENTIONED Matron: “Did that young fellow kiss you last night?” Co-ed: “Do you think he came all the way he did to hear me play the piano?”