Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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1 WHO’S WHO AT WESLEYAN i • FIRST CHOICE SECOND CHOICE Best Misser Truitt Worst Crabber Doe Best Student Champion Cusser Heidt Chem. Shark Biggest Feet 'Ding” Anderson Prettiest Boy All-Round Athlete Best Debater Schick Sweetest Singer “Bum” Prettiest Eyes V. Miller Most Religious Best Spooner Prettiest Hair Carson Biggest Bluffer Dukes Greenest Freshman Crookedest Politician... Vcnell Math. Shark Date Shark History Shark Worst Flirt Tie Popular WOULD-BE’S AT WESLEYAN Withrow Sporty ..Miss Voorhces Stylish Industrious Prof. Blair: “Miss IN FRESHMAN ENGLISH Gardner, what are the characteristics of your favorite char- actcr?” Ellen Gardner: “Well, my favorite character is ‘Freckles,’ but I think that the author makes him do too much for having only one arm. He should have had two.”

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A FUSSER A boy with the cash And clothes with a dash, Fating fraternity hash— A fusscr. Forgets he’s in school, Is anyone’s fool, A sororities’ tool— A fusscr. So sure that he’ll pass He cuts every class To stroll with a lass— A fusscr. He carries her fan And does all he can To forget lie’s a man— A fusscr. You can look anywhere And lie’s sure to be there With a line of hot air— A fusser. Now if fussing’s a game, Who’d be to blame Should a girl change her name— A fusser. But as wc’vc never fussed, Necessity must Make us distrust A fusser. But if all of us would Confess what we should, We’d be if we could— A fusscr.