Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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KINDLY NOTICE— My Scholastic Standing........................... My Wonderful Voice............................... My Phi Beta Kappa Pin............................ The Pushball Score............................... My Ancient Jokes................................. My Iota Phi Pin.................................. My Fussing....................................... My Dancing Ability............................... Our Endowment.................................... My Chemistry Grade............................... My Dates......................................... My Clever Puns................................... My Girl Back Home................................ My “W” Sweater................................... ..........Hazel Allen ........Newton Moats ........Miss Voorhccs .........Class of 1919 ............Prof. Leist ..........Fred TaylQr ......J. Fred Stillwell ......Earl Vandagriffe Iowa Wesleyan College ...........Violet Ashe .......Harold Kemble ........Howard Ballew ...........Jay Hunter ......Frances Jamison Lives of “A” men all remind us We should study all the time; And, departing, leave behind us Men who’vc had a glorious time. 1 INTRODUCING OUR GLEE CLUB Vcncll (to people standing in back of room) : “Friends, do not be impatient; there will be plenty of seats after the first number.” A POME He met her on a rainy day, And let her share his ’brella; He met her often after that, And became her steady “fella.” The same old story came to pass, And they were tied together. He often thinks of that first day, And curses rainy weather. Wesleyan girls are not half as bad as they arc painted.

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SOME IDEAS OF HEAVEN Vivian Miller.....................................A place where no one hurries Vandegriffe.............................................A school without study Prexy..................................................Nothing to do but talk Miss Voorhees..................................................Eight hours of sleep (Doc) and Aenid..............................................A trip to Iowa City Hypatia..........................................To have all the girls in school Ruthean................................................To have a dozen enrolled Hattie Wolfe............................................................Where Harold is Alvin Mathews..................................................Three squares a day Edith Vass ..................................................................... Sweden Frank Snider......................................A land of sleep and no work Clarence Johnson.................................To be councilman or sheriff Treva Crabbe.........................................A place on the Glee Club Edna Jane Benjamin...................................................Sherman and coffee VERY TRUE Fred Taylor (to Hanna Stalker after Iota Phi election) : “Gee! Didn't they run in a bunch of nuts, though ?” AT Y. M.-Y. W. CABINET MEETING Florence Buck: “Well, somebody say something. Let’s not let this be a Quaker meeting.” Dr. Lymer: “Is there any danger of that with you here, Miss Buck?” IN SECOND GERMAN Grant Venell (translating) : “The herr doctor was sick.” Dr. Lcist: “Leave off the ‘herr,’ Mr. Venell.” Venell: “The bald-headed doctor was sick.” TRUTH WILL OUT' Dr. Lucbbcrs: “Mr. Moats, your recitation reminds me of Quebec—founded upon a high bluff.” CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Percy Can’s (driving up in front of Hall in a Ford) : “Come on, Lela, and we will take a spin.” A Freshman asked an upper-classman if Bob Fye was studying for the ministry. Is lie?