Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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KINDLY NOTICE— My Scholastic Standing........................... My Wonderful Voice............................... My Phi Beta Kappa Pin............................ The Pushball Score............................... My Ancient Jokes................................. My Iota Phi Pin.................................. My Fussing....................................... My Dancing Ability............................... Our Endowment.................................... My Chemistry Grade............................... My Dates......................................... My Clever Puns................................... My Girl Back Home................................ My “W” Sweater................................... ..........Hazel Allen ........Newton Moats ........Miss Voorhccs .........Class of 1919 ............Prof. Leist ..........Fred TaylQr ......J. Fred Stillwell ......Earl Vandagriffe Iowa Wesleyan College ...........Violet Ashe .......Harold Kemble ........Howard Ballew ...........Jay Hunter ......Frances Jamison Lives of “A” men all remind us We should study all the time; And, departing, leave behind us Men who’vc had a glorious time. 1 INTRODUCING OUR GLEE CLUB Vcncll (to people standing in back of room) : “Friends, do not be impatient; there will be plenty of seats after the first number.” A POME He met her on a rainy day, And let her share his ’brella; He met her often after that, And became her steady “fella.” The same old story came to pass, And they were tied together. He often thinks of that first day, And curses rainy weather. Wesleyan girls are not half as bad as they arc painted.

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I stoic a kiss the other night; Today my conscience hurts, alack! I think I’ll go around tonight And put the durn thing back. He: “Couldn’t you leant to love me, Grace?” She: “I don’t think I could, Roy.” He (reaching for his hat) : “Just as I feared. You are too old to learn.” He put his arm around her, The color left her check, But showed upon his overcoat Just about a week. RUN BY REQUEST WHY PROFESSORS GO INSANE “Shall we write on both sides of the paper?” “I didn't hear the question.” “What is the lesson for tomorrow? I forgot.” “Are the test papers marked yet?” “Must we write in ink?” “I had my theme all written but I left it at home.” “What is our theme for next week?” “Did you say our notebooks are due today?” “I studied the wrong lesson.” “May I take my lesson tomorrow?” “Miss Lee, may I please borrow your key?” “May I be excused from giving my speech today?” FROM PHILO STAR “The butterfly has wings of gauze, The firefly wings of flame; The bedbug has no wings at all, But he gets there just the same.”

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