Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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“Far From the Maddening Crowd” “The Unknown Quantity”.......... “The Aristocrats”............... “The Conqueror”................. “Where the Battle Was Fought”... “Our Mutual Friend”............. “The Day of Wrath”.............. “A Study in Shadows”............ “The Music Master”.............. “Handy Andy”.................... “A Strong Minded Woman”......... “A Year Worth Living”........... “Old Curiosity Shop”............ “The Pathfinder”................ “It Never Can Happen Again”..... “The Living Age”................ “The Red Book”.................. “Vanity Fair”................... ‘ ‘ Literary Digest”............ “Scientific American”........... Edwards at Chapel Time ..........C. B. Johnson ..........Wilson Sisters .........Stanley Newell . .Halls of Main Building .............Dr. Lymer ..........Founders Day ........Campustry Dates ...........Not Dr. Leist ..........Prof. Fimmen ............Grace Weir ............Junior Year ..........Croaker Office .........Iowa Wesleyan ......Senior Class Play ................“John” .....William Goodheart ...........George Koch .............Inez Clark ......Not Bill Campbell FASCINATING FACTS Each child owes his parents a good heritage. When moving, tie the bed slats together separately. Just because “Jeff” has legs like a canary bird, it is no sign that he can sing. “There are meters of accent And meters of tone; But the best of all meters Is to meet her alone.” 1 ’d rather be a Could Be If I couldn’t be an Are, For a Could Be is a May Be, With a chance of touching par. 1 ’d rather be a Has Been Than a Might Have Been, by far, For a Alight Have Been has never been, But a Has was once an Are. Any man can make a woman talk, but only a diplomat can make her say what he wants her to say.

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' .X ,r . j. V 'V f'y • V n I ft: i|i iff i AWlN ME n'x IE 'E ' .. v ® WTOWWftWWS' f I f- f |||l|| V I 2 DISCRIMINATION Armbruster: “If Miss McCartney doesn’t teach all the steps to the girls this summer, I will with a monkey.” Jessie Carter: “I don’t want a monkey, I want you.” Hazel Wishard: “Professor Blair, 1 can’t come in the afternoon division for I have Gym” (Jim). Nora Wray: “And I have Art and Gym” (Jim). Esther Printz: “And I have Horace and Gym” (Jim). SINGERS AND THEIR REPERTOIRES “If Love Is Madness Then I’m Insane”......................Clyde Rhea “Snuggle Up a Little Closer”..........................Howard Goehring “Two Little Love Bees”................................Stanley and—? “My Hero”...............................................Viola Carson “You Can’t Expect Kisses From Me”.........................Grace Weir “My Beautiful Lady”.........................................Arnold Z. “I’m Single for Six Weeks More”................................“Jeff” “I’m Looking for a Nice Young Fellow”.....................May Roberts “What’s the Use of Moonlight?”.............Chorus of Hershey Hall Girls “I’m Just Pining for You”.............................Columbus Hayes “Flirty Eyes”..........................................Florence Buck “Gee! It’s Great to be in Love”...........................Anita Crips “I Can’t Be True So Far Away”...........Duet by Margaret P. and Reba T. “I Wonder Who’s Kissing Her Now”..............................Becker “Meet Me Tonight in Dreamland”................................“Humpy” “Yip-I-Addy-I-Ay” ...........................................“Stormy” “When Dreams Come True”................................Mary Torrence “There Are Too Many Girls in the World”......................Mat Cox “Absent” ...............................................Prof. Johnson “What Can You Do Without a Man?”.......................Flora Baldwin “You Made Me Love You”.................................Will Campbell “That Mysterious Rag”..................................Margaret Palm AND BOOKS AND MAGAZINES FOUND IN THE LIBRARY “House of a Thousand Scandals”...........................Hershey Hall “The Firing Line”..................................The Hall at 10 P. M. “The Barrier”.............................................A Chaperon “Dumb Animals”.............................................Freshmen “Review of Reviews”........................................The Profs .-3L— ;v r ri Alfitttl I v

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Do you try to do those you are dunned by? There is no need for a guide post on the way to ruin. Kisses speak louder than words over the telephone. ' A s SN % N s N v The man with money to burn does not always love the smell of smoke. A thief is bound to get the worst of it sooner or later. Many a young man who has stolen a kiss marries the girl. MY AMBITION To get “A” in everything..................................Mary Creatii To get a girl...........................................Allen Eliason To have dates.....................................................Eva Wilson To grow some hair...............................................Prop. Fimmen To be on the Athletic Council..................................“Dunc” To get a steady girl...................................“Mitt” Naum an Not to blush.....................................................Mark Flanders To look tough and be able to dance............................John D. To obtain information..........................................“Bill” Lodwick rr A LAB INSPIRATION You take a little acid, You take a little zinc, You put ’em in a bottle And mix ’em in the sink; You heat with care above the flame, The stuff begins to fizz, You strike a match and with a boom, Up goes the whole blame fizz. fill | Jill § 1 -.............