Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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' .X ,r . j. V 'V f'y • V n I ft: i|i iff i AWlN ME n'x IE 'E ' .. v ® WTOWWftWWS' f I f- f |||l|| V I 2 DISCRIMINATION Armbruster: “If Miss McCartney doesn’t teach all the steps to the girls this summer, I will with a monkey.” Jessie Carter: “I don’t want a monkey, I want you.” Hazel Wishard: “Professor Blair, 1 can’t come in the afternoon division for I have Gym” (Jim). Nora Wray: “And I have Art and Gym” (Jim). Esther Printz: “And I have Horace and Gym” (Jim). SINGERS AND THEIR REPERTOIRES “If Love Is Madness Then I’m Insane”......................Clyde Rhea “Snuggle Up a Little Closer”..........................Howard Goehring “Two Little Love Bees”................................Stanley and—? “My Hero”...............................................Viola Carson “You Can’t Expect Kisses From Me”.........................Grace Weir “My Beautiful Lady”.........................................Arnold Z. “I’m Single for Six Weeks More”................................“Jeff” “I’m Looking for a Nice Young Fellow”.....................May Roberts “What’s the Use of Moonlight?”.............Chorus of Hershey Hall Girls “I’m Just Pining for You”.............................Columbus Hayes “Flirty Eyes”..........................................Florence Buck “Gee! It’s Great to be in Love”...........................Anita Crips “I Can’t Be True So Far Away”...........Duet by Margaret P. and Reba T. “I Wonder Who’s Kissing Her Now”..............................Becker “Meet Me Tonight in Dreamland”................................“Humpy” “Yip-I-Addy-I-Ay” ...........................................“Stormy” “When Dreams Come True”................................Mary Torrence “There Are Too Many Girls in the World”......................Mat Cox “Absent” ...............................................Prof. Johnson “What Can You Do Without a Man?”.......................Flora Baldwin “You Made Me Love You”.................................Will Campbell “That Mysterious Rag”..................................Margaret Palm AND BOOKS AND MAGAZINES FOUND IN THE LIBRARY “House of a Thousand Scandals”...........................Hershey Hall “The Firing Line”..................................The Hall at 10 P. M. “The Barrier”.............................................A Chaperon “Dumb Animals”.............................................Freshmen “Review of Reviews”........................................The Profs .-3L— ;v r ri Alfitttl I v

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Prof.: “Fools ask questions that wise men can’t answer.” Student: “That’s why I flunked.” A LEGITIMATE REASON Miss King: “Mr. Van Horn, you are hopelessly dull, what do you think your head is for?” Van Horn (drowsily) : “I guess to keep my collar on.” ON THE BASKETBALL FLOOR Referee: “Foul on Gabeline.” Gabeline: “There’s no feathers on me.” Mauch (butting in) : “No, this is a picked team.” UP IN THE WORLD Stranger on campus: “Beg pardon, but could you tell me where I could find some one in authority?” Stromberg: “Sure, what can I do for you?” CAN IT BE? Prof. Blair: “There are places where people don’t even gossip.” Anita Crips: “Where ???????” DO LOOKS DECEIVE? At Y. W. C. A. reception. Inez King and Ollie Mauch dressed like little girls and eating animal cookies. Inez (as she found a cookie with a raisin on it) : “Oh, Ollie, I have a raisin.” Ollie: “You don’t look to me as though you ever had any raisin.” THE RESULT OF AN ECONOMIC MIND Percy Caris (telling about running his auto into a flock of sheep and describing the way the wool flew). Fimmen.- “Was there any tariff on that wool?” Percy: “Yes, it was nearly all tore-olY” (tariff). Freshman Girl (after watching the surveying class at work on the campus) : “What are they doing over there, taking pictures for the Croaker?” Anita (who has been acting as nurse for Betty) : “Etta says I’m just getting in practice, cooking for Betty, so I won’t have to practice on you.” “Jeff”: “Poor Betty, I suppose that’s why she has been in bed so long.”

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“Far From the Maddening Crowd” “The Unknown Quantity”.......... “The Aristocrats”............... “The Conqueror”................. “Where the Battle Was Fought”... “Our Mutual Friend”............. “The Day of Wrath”.............. “A Study in Shadows”............ “The Music Master”.............. “Handy Andy”.................... “A Strong Minded Woman”......... “A Year Worth Living”........... “Old Curiosity Shop”............ “The Pathfinder”................ “It Never Can Happen Again”..... “The Living Age”................ “The Red Book”.................. “Vanity Fair”................... ‘ ‘ Literary Digest”............ “Scientific American”........... Edwards at Chapel Time ..........C. B. Johnson ..........Wilson Sisters .........Stanley Newell . .Halls of Main Building .............Dr. Lymer ..........Founders Day ........Campustry Dates ...........Not Dr. Leist ..........Prof. Fimmen ............Grace Weir ............Junior Year ..........Croaker Office .........Iowa Wesleyan ......Senior Class Play ................“John” .....William Goodheart ...........George Koch .............Inez Clark ......Not Bill Campbell FASCINATING FACTS Each child owes his parents a good heritage. When moving, tie the bed slats together separately. Just because “Jeff” has legs like a canary bird, it is no sign that he can sing. “There are meters of accent And meters of tone; But the best of all meters Is to meet her alone.” 1 ’d rather be a Could Be If I couldn’t be an Are, For a Could Be is a May Be, With a chance of touching par. 1 ’d rather be a Has Been Than a Might Have Been, by far, For a Alight Have Been has never been, But a Has was once an Are. Any man can make a woman talk, but only a diplomat can make her say what he wants her to say.