Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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V ... f wtMMroilwwww A Wv „.X V's A k A |A: B : A SONG (One of the Latest Hits) Sung by Esther Benbow and Hattie Wolf “There was a goat, was feeling fine, He ate nine red shirts right off the line. His master took him by the back And tied him to the railroad track. Say au revoir but not good bye, That goat he was too wise to die, He tried with all his might and main, Coughed up those red shirts and flagged the train.” “WORK FOR THE NIGHT IS COMING” What if it takes the midnight oil, And weeks and years of endless toil. The book worm will at last be free, When he makes Iota Phi. VEGETABLY SPEAKING Wahl: “Did you see Artie Choke?” Percy: “No, but I saw Ruth Foskette turn-up her nose and beat it. She has been peaved for a (cab)age. She doesn’t seem to care-at all how red-dish she makes her face, but just says to Elijah, Lettuce worry.” OUR CREED i .. I Down With Ten o’clock rules. Eight o’clock classes. Intellectual vacuum. Sharks who show us up. Restrictions of all kinds. Pill smokers. All knockers. Profs who hold classes over time.

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 iil ! CHAPERONS Anita, “Jeff”—Geo. Koch. Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C. A.—Miss Rader, Prof. Kock. Freshmen—Prof. Blair. Ralph, Maude—Coles Pond. Ralph, Jeannette—Florence. Girls’ Glee Club—Miss Baldwin (and Heller at Batavia] Don, Jean—NONE. Laird, Ruth—Chapel. De Witt, Mary—Chem Lab. Clyde, Nina—Conservatory. Akerson, Miss Evans—Miss Howard. Upper classes—Prof. Leist. May hew, Weaver—Asylum Clock. Elijah, Ruth—The Moon. Edith, Albert—Court House. Lodwick, Florence—Withrow. Jessie Clark, “Litz”—Q. Conductor. A LITTLE GERMAN CONVERSATION (In English) Anita (to Herr Leist who is wearing his clergyman’s coat) : “Oh, Dr. Leist, why are you wearing that coat?” Prof. Leist: “Why, Miss Crips, wasn’t it you that called me?” s' IT w 1 .WXVVk 5 fflS I i ? VW s V B 5 | ||||| IBI r r if i :■:$ § i11 M M 1 |l • - |i - if 111 i lartfiri i i Prof, (to Fraulein Mauch): “Did you count my Frau as part of the Faculty?' Fraulein Mauch: “No, I didn’t.” Prof.: “That’s all right here, but at home she is President of the Faculty.” Fraulein Willits: “Prof, did you meet your wife during a leap year?” Prof.: “Can’t you tell from my looks?” Fraulein Willits (later): “He is mighty small.” AT THE GLEE CLUB TRY-OUT Dr. Rommel: “What are you doing here? You haven’t a voice.” Aspirant: “No, but I have a dress suit.” ft