Iowa Wesleyan College - Croaker Yearbook (Mount Pleasant, IA)

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rr y j-r-r V-' JUST IMAGINE Esther Printz ...........................................................Sarcastic Ruth Scoles................................................................Dancing Leroy Akerson .........................................................Interesting John Davis.............................................Successful at being cute Esther Benbow.................................................Modest as her sister Grace Howard...................................................................Fat Harlan Stone......................................................An artist Hjalmar Stromberg.................................................A Senior Percy Caris...................................................Sticking to business Geo. W. Beal..................................Without those bewitching eyes Reba Tennant.................................................True to one man Vivian Vertrees ............................................................Silent Aimee Core.................................................................Slender Jeannette Buck....................................................Without Ralph Grace Weir.........................................................Without a frown Bertha Saunderson .........................................................Talking Edith Lee...........................................................As Joke Editor Amy “Popham”.......................................................Not chewing gum Edith Powers......................................................On the Glee Club Jean Wilson................................................................(Ditto) Edith Saunderson.................................................Sneaking a date Ruth Willits....................................Not trying to be fascinating “Stormy” Jordan....................................................Not whistling “Bill” Breitenstein..............................................................A minister Churley Bloomquist ...............................................Smoking “Bill” Lodwick.....................................As he was four years ago Dewitt Sowers.........................................................Not stalled Russell Barnett................................................Escaping Eva Wilson Prof. Johnson...........................................With hair on his head Milton Nauman..........................................................At chapel Edwin Taylor................................Picking Schells at Lake Geneva Miss Rader....................................Wearing a fraternity Lavalliere Albert Peterson...........................................In short trousers Miss Booth..........................................................As a chaperon Prof. Edwards.....................................................At home Hileman.............................................Exiled for several years “We earnestly commend those men who are too busy making good to nurse a grouch.” 3ZSZX 1 1 mm

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 A CRUEL WORLD Peterson: “Well, I'd like to know what Jesus Christ would think if he’d come down here and see how things are-going.’’ “IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE” (Clipping from the Evening News) “Wanted—A position as house-keeper. Widower with children preferable. Suitable references furnished. Apply in writing. Edith Rogers Powers, Hershey Hall.” 4-16-da lt-p UNIVERSALLY CONCEDED Conductor (to one of the Glee Club girls): “Your fare, miss.” She: “Do you really think so?” KEEP THE CHANGE Bill C.: “Say, Prof, I'm indebted to you for all I know.” Prof. Leist: “Stop, I pray, don’t mention such a trifle.” ONLY STANDING ROOM LEFT Tramp (to himself after hasty leave taking): “What a brute of a dog—not only made me get up, but had the nerve to take my seat.” Wahl: “Say, Freshie, do you know about the Freshman don’ts?” Thompson: “No, but I know all about the Freshman dues.” Beggar: “Please help me recover my child.” Kind Woman: “Is your child lost?” Beggar: “No, mum, his clothes are worn out.” IT WOKE HIM UP Neutzman: “I saw a game of ball between a ‘Hungry Nine’ and a ‘Starvation Nine’.” Coach Beal: “What was the score?” Neutzman: “Nothing to ate.” “A lot of so-called society leaders are never heard of until they figure in some kind of scandal.” It is a wise saw that possesses wisdom teeth.”

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 MUSTACHE CLUB •Sowers •Bbeitenstein ....President Excuse Board Committees on Raising Mustaches Jeffrey.......................Ways and Means Davis..................................Public Improvement IIagie Bros....................Advisory Board Neutzman.................Drainage and Sewerage Rex ...................................Finance Swaney ........................Fire Department Departed Member “Ev” Shipley Patronesses Mary Stall Ruth Tooth acre Anita Crips Florence Buck •Charter Members Dean (to careless Freshie): “Young man, are you here for business or pleas Freshie: “Pleasure, of course; this ain’t no business college HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? There was once a fellow so tall That he overtopped the trees, And whenever he wanted to scratch his head He had to get down on his knees. Say, Campbell, I bet you can’t tell me who has killed the most chickens.” Aw g’wan, Lodwick, Shakespeare said Hamlet’s uncle did murder most Neutzman: “I know what I want.” “Batty”: “You must know an awful lot Joke Editor: “Why didn’t you run that joke about the egg? Editor: “It was a little too raw.”