Iowa State University - Bomb Yearbook (Ames, IA)

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Wl )o 3 9lm oppmore 3 am tfje bcbotee of tfje meer= sicijaum, anb cfjecfeercb green anb sicarlet socfesi. 3 am partial to tailor matie£i, = = Clotf)e6 anb oti)er= toisie. 3 finb it mp painful but? to cfjastifie all precociouiS anb pretenti = ousi Jfre tmen, anb fjence 3 applp tf)e barrel stabe tuitfj bim, bigor anb beligljt. 3 loofe bjit!) biggusit upon tfje :f reisfjman Clags toljicl) fjag tte aubacitp to tnin tlje tugoftoar. 3 stub? all f)igt)er brancfjesi sucf) as glnalpt, Hoologp I, anb €ng, XIL iHp moutf) isi a beritable crater of liJesiubius toljici) continually gpouts! fortft mucf) gag, t)ot air, emptp noiSe£i, anb So on, ab infinitum.

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Jfregjjmen 3 am tfje fenigijt of tt)c carpet bag anb blue uniform. 3 babe emi = grateb bitber from piousi f olloto anb feel lifee a forsafaen Iamb in tbe torons folb. 3 retire earlp at nigbt for policpsi ' isafee. 3 toear pajamas ingeniouiSlp pabbeb toitb piUotoS anb bap. 3 arise in tbe morning at 4=15 anb tbougbtfullp pursue mp stubp of gllgebra IV anb ammel ' s Ccologp. 3 am certainlp a Comer. 3 babe bisiteb i$lag ||all once anb babe bab tbree confibential talfes toitb pruce Crosslep. 3 babe been out to binner once at tbe porticusses frat. put greatest of all, 3 am on tbe jFresb= man= opbomore Annual Committee. 3 »igj) 3 Mere ©uafeer.

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Junior Clas g 3 am tijE all important clafig. 3. . C. can not bo toitijout me. Calmlp 3 realise tl)isi toitfjout feel= ing of egotigm. Cfjc Jfrcsi ieg arc too green to fjelp tfje iscfjool; tije opf)fii i)at)e too sfttiell a fjeati; anb ti)t Seniors! are libing too blissiful a life. 3 onlp am tfje gcbool ' si sial= bation. 3 neber let situbie interfere bjitf) mv sicf)ool actibities. 3 bo not neglect tije Social life. 3 (Trot . 3 am a literarp genius. 3 ttrob) fortf) tfje terrible Pomb to explobe in ti)e mibsit of an abieb school. 3 console tf)e Seniors on tf)e ebe of grabuation bj smofeing tte eace ipe 3 am 3t