Iowa Falls High School - Cadet Yearbook (Iowa Falls, IA)

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4 om I wonder what ever happened to Carroll Voagt the lattle man wath the bag adeas-or Art Shugar the bag man wath the lattle adeas Dave Freese fanally found a garl who wasn t James Leuze lalaas Gran Jaml has graduated from toy balloons and as now chaef test palot at a large blamp factory The prophecy for Dean Wood seems rather fuzzy but I guess he always dad go around an a fog Fran Swartz marraed a mallaonaare an Rao Oscar Walde Women s styles may change but thear desagns remaan the same And remember the tame that Jam Crotty went to the publac labrary and asked for a book entatled Advace for Young Mothers and when questaoned about has choace saad Oh l m collectang moths They say that fagures dont lae but I often wonder at Zelpha Noble s story of Walma Harrason beang a foreman at a doll factory Maraorae Hack barth has opened a school for extended publac speakang Why dad you move to Wnsconsan Dale Faber? Stall traalang after those garls you used to follow around every naght you came to town? Madelyn Handeraker as teachang,,, yournalasm an Anartaca Russ Kaplan as stall lookang for has praze Hereford Q steer that escaped from nas pasture last month A lattle bull can go a long way After a long struggle Bob Tordoff has dasplaced Mortamer Snerd on the radao Gretchen Taaden and Maxane Laughlan have combaned fanances to start a daaper laundry Alvan Mensmg as an radao Hes the man who wapes the spray off the macrophone after the Raleagh moasturazed com mercaal Speakang of radao Ida Nassly also works an a studao She feeds the dog that barks on the Red Heart dog food commercaal Maraa Karrys as chaef cook at the local packled pags packang plant Ball Watson as the man an charge of fertalazer productaon an a bag plant out east Velma Loas Holbrock as head goat malker an a western daary Bonnae Crosser as teachang down South She has classes on Englash Hastory and beang employed an a post offace She s the one who prepares pens for the lobby by playang darts wath them for at least an hour before use Janet McEwan as staff psychaatrast for a large school an Machagan Most of her pataents are students who have been draven to nervous breakdowns by Englash teachers who beat on the desk and scream at thear pupals Mary Jo Howell as an Hollywood She s a stand an for Gallant Bess Vavan Awe and Joan Kempthorn have establashed a beauty parlor Darectly across the street as another beauty clanac lby Mary Westly and Ceraldane Ranneyl whach the husbands can sneak anto whale thear waves are beang overhauled Mary O Malaa has been awarded the honorable? tatle of beang the wald est woman taxa draver an the world Mannae Borchers as takang dactataon at 500 words per man at the local dump Laura Mae as head boss at the AJax company Twentaeth Century Wolf has starred Pat Parland and Lowell Paeper the great lovers an the excatang movae Lassae meets Ran Tan Tan Sharley Thompson has just publashed a book l OOl Ways to Annoy Your Boss Arlene Mogle has worked her way from cub reporter to Edator an Chaef of the New York Tames Darrel Brown as the annual audge of the Atlantac Caty beauty contest Remember Peter Pnper the man who packed a peck of packled peppers? Well Elmer Rafen as the skunk that sat on a stump The stump thunk the skunk stunk and the skunk thunk the stump stunk lf you can make sense out of thas the farst tame you are a better reader than I am a wrater and should be applyang yourself to channels more constructave than thas so I wall take my leave You know a burned out laght bulb makes the SWELLEST crystal ball? -4 i Z ea W I3 J G u ,:'..: l I - o ' ' . , - . -P . . , I ,T . , . - ru . , 1 - I . ' D gh . : l I Q 3 I , 4. , V 'ixvx ll? . . - . , , -5' ' ' l : ' . V O . , 4 Q - l I . E A. , . 'Q- I . . V C l g . , O . V A V , 1 . ' . - ' o - ' . . D 3 3 - . -- . m t :' , , ', 5' ' 1 '. . 2 . F5 ' -. I I . . U U , V g - o . 1 3 g - . :x - . - - V ' m , I A . . 1' ' ' ' . A ' : . ' ua I ' l - - . ' , - m - . ,. ' . S. . . n 1 . ': . a 9 ' ' I ' 5 1 .l 1 al'Wf 2' J 2 a A ' -. lC lx. ,VIXVX f, a -

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Ja PIIIIPHIIII QE? N f .Z v Charged wuth the responsubuluty of wrutung the prophecy for the class of 49 my furst attempt was to compose somethung palatable by the means of my not too colorful umagunatuon The result was so horrubly dull that I was forced to fall back on that famuluar gadget well known to everyone he super unfrageneratuve electrodynamometer lcrystal ball to you Bubl At furst I was rather surprused to fund that the old class was so scattered out that no two were un the same place but I soon realuzed why thus was After havung been forced by law to assocuate wuth such a bunch of people for so long a tume I would want to get away too John Kunney and hus younger brother have moved to Calufornua and set up a used car lot lt us called The Kunneys Wrecks Inc Vera Jacobs has unheruted a prosperung chaun of skunk farms and ts now a member of the upper crust You know what the upper crust us uust a bunch of crumbs that are stuck together wuth theur own dough Due to an unfortunate accu dent Lloyd Bullungsley us no longer wuth us but us stull happy because he was able un the next world to contunue hus favorute earthly occupatuon of plumbung and heatung especually heatung Larry Slattenow has also met an untumely end Durung the Russuan War he was sent to Suberla wlth the rest of the Natuonal Guard and was last seen floatung down the Volga Ruver trapped unsude a large lump of frozen vodka Paul Nesbutt also went to Suberua and Iuked ut so well he decuded to stay but he passes on to me a strong desure for mall from home Hus address us Salt Mune No BI Shaft I9 Level 27 Tunnel 3 Branch L Pew V Because of prevuous experuence un thus fueld Tom Butler has been appounted manager of a plant where by an old process garbage us converted unto food suutable for sale un restaurants and cafes Ever sunce the Rex Theater was condemned Bull Codsell has duverted hus tume to scuentufuc unter ests and has defunutely proven that flies DO land on wundow sulls lnot very often thoughl Hollus Warren unable to fund a uob elsewhere has turned unto a professuonal acrobat specualuzung un hus Alphabet Act He can bend hus body unto the shape of any letter of the alphabet but on the stage he always omuts one letter he refuses to make an S of humself Duck Love has turned a hobby unto a profutable busuness and us employed at a model aurplane factory He has come a long way and us now the Janutor un Charge of restroom cleanup Sumularly Jerry Thorp turned a hobby unto a busuness and serves as Chuef Taster for the Ye Olde Swamp Watre dustullery Betty Kung enuoys a good posutuon at the Zenuth Raduo Corp She us thurd helper to the second assustant of the fourth vuce presudent Remember that nnde pendent son of a gun Bull Davus7 He was so self sufflcuent that the day the Devul came after hum Bull told hum un no uncertaun terms to go back home They went Lous Waggoner has gone unto the restaurant busuness She has pur chased and remodeled the Hu Way Inn Even the name us dufferent She calls her busuness the Low Way Out Donna Lewus has also been very VIC TORuous un lufe Arlene Hackbarth Idaughter of the well known Chevy dealerl as doung tume un a women s reformatory She was convucted of un fluctung extreme physucal violence upon a man who trled to sell her father a Ford Her suster Darlene has betrayed the cause and serves as receptuonust un a splendud Plymouth agency C 'bf if f I s ' A V7 Z' -1 3 . . .. . I

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