Ionia High School - Ionian Yearbook (Ionia, MI)

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Ionra led 7614 Durxng the half tlme mtermlsslon as we walked around th1s huge blllldlilgf we stw the pmg pong profess1onal Arlo Manley shovung Don Ge1ger author of current best seller Lxfe rn the Naxy hove Arlo won h1s last match In the huge lobby we met Betty Arntz and Betty Grrll owners of the Two Bettys School for Grrls rn Po1se and Cheerleadmg As we were passmg the publ1c CXLYLISL room we spot ted Vlctor Shamp huge dnmond and emerild magnate domg h1s da1ly exerclses l1ft1ng prnff pong balls We met Nancy Post meanderlng lround She IS the health edltor of the New York Blow and wr1ter of the column Loaf and Let Lo rf We stopped tt the hot dog stand md ptrtook of the new french fr1ecl frankfurt rnvcntcd by the vuorld re nowned d1et1c1ans Dorothy Re1ger and Donna Pomt Beryl Munn ovx ner of the Inter planetary Harvester Cor porat1on was seen there talkmg to Wlllxrd Hxwley chlef engmeer for the vndenmg of the Panama Canal We polrtely upped our hats to Dorothy Glossl md Colleen Moore co ed1tors of the three weekly maga 1nes Squ1nt Squlrt and Squat jane Redem sky head nurse and assxstant to Dr johns nearly knocked us dovxn as we were WAVIIIU llke a couple of lmbeelles to Alun Stanton and Vernol Scutt who were partners 111 the famous experlment of crossbreedlng cows and cocoa trees to obta1n chocolate m1lk We saw Mae Fllnt and Audrey Chap1n currently voted Housew1ves of the year just as we left the hot dog stand we heard Dor1s Ba1ley and Sh1rley Burlm game whrstlmg a few palpxtatlons from thelr newest song h1t Pleurlsy a sequel to the 1947 h1t Heart aches In the corner ne xr the hot dog stand we caught Mar jorle Nlelsen fllpplng a com wxth Shlrley Reglm to see lf Shlrley would wm one of Marjones cham of theaters or 1f Marjorle would w1n one of Shlrley s many beauty shops Watchlng them was Madellne York famous qurz mlstress who glV6S xway the prlzes to all customers who are elther sextuplets or survlvors of the Battle of Bull Run We returned to the game and watched Ionla EXCFI cate a close one from the Ere 78 35 A dance was held 1n the gym after the contest and all of the old 1947 grads were there We notrced Jeanette Trav1s lnventor of a ha1r washlng machlne whlch shampoos the ha1r and combs It gummxng the well known fat vuth Dortha Mc Llllllli tuthoress of the elasslc satlre Gulllble Gul hycr s PLI'll'11l'7Lll1I10I1Q Near the band stand Vsc spotted Harr1et Smalley parnter of thc famous masterplece Mona Lxzzard Standmg near her were Ardlth Thalrson and Ir1s Wlles operators of the world s only donut hole l1c1ng machme Shlrley Leroy furnrture dcslgncr exqumsxto was appear 1ng very happy over her new erc 1t1on in e tsy eha1r w1th an automatlc spectacles remover 111 case one should fall asleep Talkrng Wlth Shrrley were Vrrgmla Hamlm and Maryetta Roberts founders of that great veomen s club Loyal Grder of Helpful Hens We met Lloycc H1ll flmous woman radno commenta tor who mxlyres the analyzed news whlch has been mtlyecd by the malyzer who sums up whit the first news analyst has summed up from the news W1lk1Hg along wlth Lloyce was mc Bentley who 1nx ented run less sxlk stockmgs you cant even walk rn them We notxced Helen Ross danemg she IS an lrnportant lnter lxtes wh it the auctloneers sly Refreshments were sery cd by Berneta Anderson chref cook and owner of the Anderson s Ace rn the Hole restaurant Whlle vxc were stufhng ourselves to corpulen cy Wllna Durkec famous woman test pllot of the Llttle .hm Dandy Rocket Racer brcezed by We saw Patsy Haas come strolhng lelsurely rn She IS head ha1r dresser to Tchnechrot queen of the moon Wrth her was oanna Kolarlk authoress of the artrcle Ten Mmutes Frfty one Seconds ln the Tlme Magazlne Well the 1n1t1al event IH the new gym was a huge success, and just as we were leav1ng we saw Joyce Marsh and Barbara Reusser famed Arct1c explorers, come mushlng thelr sled dogs up to the door to greet thelr old classmates Greetmg them warmly was Barbara Hans barger wealthy furrrer who deals ID rare old alhgator skxns just then we caught a gllmpse of Opal Prlest lnventor of the palnless radlo commerclal Also leavmg were Margaret Schwab and Bermce Helmer wrrters of the mus1cal score for the smash Broadway h1t Rhapsody ln Red Rash just as we pulled away from the curb we waved to Yvonne Scutt, teacher 1n the Carnegxe Bubble blowmg Instltute Yes xt was a grand nlght and a fittmg cllmax to see all of the successful old 1947 IHS grads assembled to gxve the same old school spmt to the game Best Dancers Most Popular Boy and Girl Prettlest Girl and Most laura May Anderson Ruth Smith Handsome Boy Bob McBrayne Bob Hague Nofenf Pifkel' Dick I eVallcy 7 ' e 3 e s - ' s ' ' , .1 , ' , . 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Class Prophecy The oeeasron yyhleh l01l11i Hxgh Sehool students and alumm haye planned and dretmed of for many long years has finally mtter1al1zed On th1s glorrous n1ght rn 1970 the new IOIIIA H1gh Sehool QYIHIIHSIUIII 15 to be dedlcated The feature attr1et1on of the evemng w1ll be a baske ball game between the Bulldogs of lO111d. and the Kentueky Wllde 1ts for the bi ketbxll ehamp1onsh1p of the Unxted St mtes Mueh of the eredlt for the pl innrng md eonstruetxon of thxs huge gymnasxum vyhleh eoyers four e1ty blocks IS due tl e famous eonstruet1on team of Stan Klteh, en Umeer, and Merrell Ketehum elrxftsman Most of the funds to eonstruet th1s mammoth arena were generously donated by Dr Raffee ohns ellllllellt phys1e1an who has just returned from Franee where he performed the del1eate operatlon of YCITIOXIIIQ' 1 sllyef from the hand of the lllllt d States ambassldor to Franee Bob Hague S1nee Coaeh Joe Newell of lonla arr1yed 111 th1s fa1r city way baek 111 1945 he has brought the athlet1e teams of IHS IXIIO the I1it10I11l hmelwht after Wllllllllg the MILDIQHI1 basketball eh lI11p1OI1Sl'11p for f1fteen eonsecu txye years The referees for tomght s battle vnll be D1ek Spauld mg who eoaehes the professlonal basketball champs, Spauldlng s Sharpshooters md the man who made Amerlea forget jesse Owens and Glenn Cunnmgham because of h1s spectacular y1ctor1es ID the 19W Olymp1e games D1ek Neustlfter Attendlng the game from a soelal standpolnt wrll be LOIS Ansloyx the soe1ety edltor of the New York Dally Blow and her elose acqualntanee Ruth Smlth who 1S here to vet new xdeas for hat eremons for Ye Dalnty Garments Shoppe In the ble lehers can be seen miny alumm of the fa mous IHS class of 47 xneludnw the world famous ar ehrteet Marllyn Coe Doe Putnam who IQ best remem bered for h1s faye eonsecutlye lndlanapohs Speedway champ1onsh1ps dr1y1ng h1s atom powered racmg car de slgned and engmeered by Dxek LeValley of the LeValley Atom Spl1tt1ng Corporatlon the em1nent genealog1st D1ck Wagner who has just revealed the story of hovt he d1s eoyered th MISSIIIQ Llllli someyyhere near the mys terlous e1ty of Mumr Mlehlllll Wesley' Longanbieh and R1chard Comer who have just nnlshed Dlllldlllg a sus pens1on brldve from earth to moon Maxme Mltchell 1ust baek from the North Pole where she ha been busy selhng refrlgerators to Esklmos the lnventor of the new errorless typewr1ter, joy e Larson and uent1n Br1ctson, who Will tomorroyx attempt to better h1s reeord skx Jump of 716 feet estabhshed at Su1e1de Hlll at the Bertha Brock Park 111 the Wxrlter of wo anet Todd erextor of the sensxtronal eonne str1p L1ttle Grphan jannle Norene and Uldene Parker Congresswomen from M1eh1gan novt eompetmg for the gubernatonal post Velma Beaeh, who ls now workmg on a runless s1lk stoeklng Laurt May Anderson and Bob MeBrayne the danemg stars of the Broadway produe t1on Danee Dont Run who em now be seen enter mg through the s1de entranee tnd xre lD61l'lg greeted by early eomefs Mary Anne Steyenson mtnager of Y Da1nty Garments Shoppe Marllyn Fr1end eomposer of the latest song h1t Not Gullty md Harry Gemuend vtho has lust returned w1th h1 bind Harrys Hoos1er Hot Shots from Afrlea where he has been U1'y1llg bene fit performanees for the natlves In the far end of the gym strugghng desperately to get some hog dogs and pop fre Gorahe Curt1s Vklllllel' of the Nobel pr11.e 111 poetry S1r Max VanVleek Grder of the Bath who has just been knlghted by the Enghsh klllg for sw1mm1nf1 the Enghsh eh mnel w1th h1s hands and feet t1ed whlle fOW1X1g 1 th1rty foot barge dealer rn rare old loye letters Ioyee Fox Betty Heath who has just hmshed her latest book The Egg and You Norma Glossl better known as Madlme Crystalball fortune teller extraordlnary D1ek Potter publ1c1ty tgent for Danee Dont Run and Arloa Smlth edltor of the women fashron mag 1z1ne ent1tled Vyfomm s Lone Companxon Far up ln the baleony we fre blrely xble to see the drama er1t1c for the New York Darly Blow Alm Yonan, joan Peabody OI'1Q1I1dt0I' of the new deadher perfume Mrdmght Madness Gordle ja k eenter faelder for the Lyons Larrupers D1ek Klmble qunmaster on In formatlon Please Allee Telchmann member of lnfor matlon Please board of experts Gene Henry professor of phy s1CS at Unly ers1ty of Mxchlgan, holder of vyomen s golf ehamp1onsh1p 'Iamee Melhnger Douglas Bened1et v1ol1n ylrtuoso of the world Joanne G1t,I'H1'l1l, star elar1net1st Ill Harry s Hoos1er Hot Shots The game started off w1th a bang and at half t1me Boy and Glrl Who Drd Most Cleverest Buy and Girl Cutegt Gu-I and Mug! for the School Janet Todd Athletic Boy Lols Anslow Bob Luz Marilyn Friend Bob Hague Duck Neusufter 1. 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