Ionia High School - Ionian Yearbook (Ionia, MI)

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CLASS WILL We, the Ionia High School Senior Class of 1958, of the City of Ionia, State of Michigan, being of sound mind and memory and being wholly conscious of our supremacy, do now draw up and ordain, this our last and final testament. In witness whereof, we affix our most spectacular seal on this tenth day of june of the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and thirty-eight. ARTICLE I. We, the Senior Class, do humbly express our sincere thanks to our parents and teachers for their guidance and patience in the promoting of our group. ARTICLE II. We, the Senior Class, do leave to the soon-to-be-elevated juniors that which we have cherished most dearly, our station as worthy and dignified Seniors. We, the Senior Class, leave to the Sophomores a beautiful new building. May they appre- ciate it and enjoy it as much as we did during our brief stay. We, the Senior Class, do leave our inherent curiosity and stick-to-the-finishu determination to the Freshman Class for they will need these traits to overcome the ever present difficulties. ARTICLE III. fPe1'sonal Bequeathsj I, Robert Brown, do leave my position as class president as well as my bucking motor- cycle to Jim Vosper. I, Billie Imus, do leave my lilting soprano voice to Milda Seeliger. May you continue as I have in making spirits gay. I, Mark Hoppough, do leave my electrical qualifications to Paul Winchell. May you escape burnt fingers as I have. I, Marvin Nelson, do leave my rosy blush to Jack Mowatt. I, Venola Corwin, do leave my chic wardrobe to Marie Weber. May you create the envy I have. I, Katherine Rumisek, do leave my scholastic achievements as an incentive to Vera Steele. I, Russell Howard, do leave my technique to make the old bus go to junior Hitdlebaugh. I've made Elvira go, may you make Casper percolate, too. I, Wayne Sprague, do leave my ability to raise plants and to judge stock to Douglas lNlull. I, Helen Anderson, do leave my appealing blond hair to Shirley Lind. You may have to use peroxide for yours, Shirley, but you will find that it certainly helps to keep your man. I, jackie Ackerman, do leave my ability to be athletic secretary to anyone who is courageous enough to undertake such a task. I, Arnold Balzell, do bequeath my super-developed basketball ability and gliding locomotion to Eugene Van Vleck. I, Ardith XVingeier, do leave my literary competence in directing the activities of Spotlight and the Annual to Ardith Youngs. I, Fred Thwaites, do leave my disarming poise to Keith Tanner. I, Max Misner, do leave my blonde godliness as Well as my supreme ability to dance to Carl Cramer. My rhythmic gliding plus yours should make the envious hearts beat faster. I, Richard Schlernitzauer, do leave my tongue-twisting name to Edwin Ingvartsen. I wish you better luck teaching it to others. I, Marie Miller, do leave six inches of my height to any Junior who desires to come up in the world. I, Mary Stout, do leave my ability in picking the right keys on the typewriter to Bernice McCord. I, Jean Meisling, do leave my thick date book to Caroline Smith. Don't have two on the same night, Caroline. I, Dale Jepson, do leave my ever-ready smile to Tom Winchell. May you make many feminine hearts throb. ARTICLE IV Lastly we do appoint and direct Mr. Lloyd T. Smith to be sole administrator of this, our last will and testament. Witnesses.' Signed, Ardith Wingeier THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1938. E. Billie Imus Notary, Virginia Douglas I 28 1

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THE JUNIOR CLASS