Ionia High School - Ionian Yearbook (Ionia, MI)

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Coralane MacLeod Arlene McLellen Leo Mann - Jean Meisling Marie Miller - James Minier Max Misner - Margaret Moore Junior Mulford - Edith Munn - Marvin Nelson - George Nichols Kathleen Orser - Donald Pearce Gladys Patrick - Maxine Phelps Bessibel Raymour Gordon Rowley Katherine Rumisek Dale Sage - Richard Schlernitzauer - Marguerite Schlosser Fred Sheaffer Irene Shields - Elton Signs - Doris Smith - Robert Smith The famous linanc Wayne Sprague - WHO'S WHO IN 1950 - Well known exponent of women's athletics The popular hostess of a coast-to-coast bus line - - - The maestro, pure and simple! - Chief wardrobe designer of a movie studio Towering sandwich girlv on Hollywood Boulevard - - - - A super suave bus conductor - - - A pompous professor of zoology Talented decorator for Traveling Homeu busses The official custard pie thrower of Hollywood The apex of efficiency - Hollywood script girl - - - A swashbuckling movie hero - Self-styled maker-upper for the stars - - - The successor to Walter Winchell Television announcer for the Hour of Charm - - - - An interior decorator of note - - - Instructive guide in Hollywood - Conductress of See Hollywood tours - Conductor of tours of Hollywood - Vice-President of the United States - - - - Butterfly chaser Famed international sportsman - - Co-owner of a cosmetic plant Pilot of a studio observation car - Owner of cosmetic factory A radical advocate of reform - - - - - - A writer of movie publicity ier who obtained a gym and auditorium for Ionia High School - - - - - - The Secretary of Agriculture Harold Stannard - - Invaluable strategist in the studio research department Wayne Stanton Naomi Stedman - - - - - - A noted globe trotter 1- - President of the Anti-Noise League Mary Stout - ---.-- Mrs. Secretary of Agriculture Maxwell Tanner Author of Here With the Tornado, sequel to Gone With the Wind Lois Thomas ------ Ticket girl at a neighborhood movie Fred Thwaites - Wfalt Disney's right hand sound effects man Mary Tuttle - - - - - - Proprietress of a modern theater Dorothy Vanden Daele ---- Dancing star of musical extravaganza jean Wever - - - Recently chosen the most popular model in Chicago Charlotte Wfhitten - The charming incentive to mayonnaise buyers of 1950 model Keith Williams - ---- Plutocratic manufacturer of salad dressing Ardith Wingeier Donald Witzel Ruth Woodard joice Wrung - Phyllis Young - - Old maid school teacher on a toot - - Uproariously funny comedy star A high-pressure publicity writer - Owner of a Michigan theater A publicity pamphlet writer Arditla Wingeier if 27 fl

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Jacqueline Ackerman Helen Anderson - Georgia Avery Arnold Balzell - William Barrows - Maxine Bielow - Winifred Bennett Donald Bigsby - Robert Brown - Donald Carpenter - Waynetta Castle Glee Chambers - Sydney Chase Lyle Clifford - Bryce Courter June Crandall Virginia Douglas Venola Corwin - Ney Eldred - Margaret Frridge - Nola Gaut - Audria Geiser Marie Glossi Edna Grams - Audrienne Hale Blanche Hallett - Selma Heim - Ruth Helmes - Max Hinds - Frances Higbee - Beulah Hoople Mark Hoppough Russell Howard - Thelma Humphrey - Billie Imus - Dale Jepson, Jr. - Fred Johnson - Leonard Johnson - Mary Johnson - Frances Jorgensen Mariella Kendall Vivian Kitson - Virginia Krieg - Melvin Larson - Doris Laycock - Gordon Lehman Rex Leland - Carl Linebaugh WI-IO'S WHO IN 1950 - - - Patient instructress in tap-dancing - Assistant in a studio wardrobe department - - A waitress in the New Brown Derby - - Talented sandwich man of Hollywood - A well known editor of a cosmopolitan magazine - The co-editor of a nationally known magazine - - - - - A competent script girl - Successor to Jack Benny--known as Haz Benny - - - - Revivalist of square dancing World's champion heavyweight boxer - Scenario writer for motion pictures - - - - A well known lecturer - Winner of the Academy Award for director - - - A stern officer of the law - Stooge to Haz Benny World-celebrated toe-dancer - - - - A school teacher on a vacation - - - - Internationally known stylist A pillar of society- President of the school board - - An American representative in the Olympics - - - Operatic star of the movies A waitress in a fashionable restaurant - - A cashier of a smart eating place - - - Assistant to a Hollywood designer Foremost woman news commentator of the day - A feature writer for a popular magazine - - - - - A private secretary - - - - A prominent Girl Scout executive - - - Owner of the New Brown Derby - A competent stewardess for the Blue and White bus line Co-owner of the You Guess What' restaurant - A movie stunt man, specializing in eighty-foot leaps Property man, specializing in outmoded automobiles - - - The best-loved of American violinists The lovely vocalist heard on the Hour of Charm The awe-inspiring president of Thirtieth Century-Wolf studio - - - - The truly unique sweet potato artist Challenger for title of champion flagpole sitter - - A hostess in a Hollywood restaurant - The original woman movie photographer - Tied for the above mentioned honor A prominent motion picture executive - The co-owner of a popular restaurant - - Owner of the Blue and White bus line - - - - A wealthy cosmetic manufacturer - An aviator well-fitted for his task by reason of looks - - Track star- holder of the world's mile record Much lauded inventor of a device to count the unemployed automatically 41261

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CLASS WILL We, the Ionia High School Senior Class of 1958, of the City of Ionia, State of Michigan, being of sound mind and memory and being wholly conscious of our supremacy, do now draw up and ordain, this our last and final testament. In witness whereof, we affix our most spectacular seal on this tenth day of june of the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and thirty-eight. ARTICLE I. We, the Senior Class, do humbly express our sincere thanks to our parents and teachers for their guidance and patience in the promoting of our group. ARTICLE II. We, the Senior Class, do leave to the soon-to-be-elevated juniors that which we have cherished most dearly, our station as worthy and dignified Seniors. We, the Senior Class, leave to the Sophomores a beautiful new building. May they appre- ciate it and enjoy it as much as we did during our brief stay. We, the Senior Class, do leave our inherent curiosity and stick-to-the-finishu determination to the Freshman Class for they will need these traits to overcome the ever present difficulties. ARTICLE III. fPe1'sonal Bequeathsj I, Robert Brown, do leave my position as class president as well as my bucking motor- cycle to Jim Vosper. I, Billie Imus, do leave my lilting soprano voice to Milda Seeliger. May you continue as I have in making spirits gay. I, Mark Hoppough, do leave my electrical qualifications to Paul Winchell. May you escape burnt fingers as I have. I, Marvin Nelson, do leave my rosy blush to Jack Mowatt. I, Venola Corwin, do leave my chic wardrobe to Marie Weber. May you create the envy I have. I, Katherine Rumisek, do leave my scholastic achievements as an incentive to Vera Steele. I, Russell Howard, do leave my technique to make the old bus go to junior Hitdlebaugh. I've made Elvira go, may you make Casper percolate, too. I, Wayne Sprague, do leave my ability to raise plants and to judge stock to Douglas lNlull. I, Helen Anderson, do leave my appealing blond hair to Shirley Lind. You may have to use peroxide for yours, Shirley, but you will find that it certainly helps to keep your man. I, jackie Ackerman, do leave my ability to be athletic secretary to anyone who is courageous enough to undertake such a task. I, Arnold Balzell, do bequeath my super-developed basketball ability and gliding locomotion to Eugene Van Vleck. I, Ardith XVingeier, do leave my literary competence in directing the activities of Spotlight and the Annual to Ardith Youngs. I, Fred Thwaites, do leave my disarming poise to Keith Tanner. I, Max Misner, do leave my blonde godliness as Well as my supreme ability to dance to Carl Cramer. My rhythmic gliding plus yours should make the envious hearts beat faster. I, Richard Schlernitzauer, do leave my tongue-twisting name to Edwin Ingvartsen. I wish you better luck teaching it to others. I, Marie Miller, do leave six inches of my height to any Junior who desires to come up in the world. I, Mary Stout, do leave my ability in picking the right keys on the typewriter to Bernice McCord. I, Jean Meisling, do leave my thick date book to Caroline Smith. Don't have two on the same night, Caroline. I, Dale Jepson, do leave my ever-ready smile to Tom Winchell. May you make many feminine hearts throb. ARTICLE IV Lastly we do appoint and direct Mr. Lloyd T. Smith to be sole administrator of this, our last will and testament. Witnesses.' Signed, Ardith Wingeier THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1938. E. Billie Imus Notary, Virginia Douglas I 28 1