Ione High School - Savage Echo Yearbook (Ione, WA)

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,A lack into thc Quture Here I am cruising in my space-wagon in the year 2013. I am on my way to Venus where I'm suppose to meet Mr. Hambrook the advisor of the class of '60 11960, that isj. Instead of rocking in his rocking chair the next fifteen light years, he's going to help me find the old grads of '60, The first mishap was the window of my space-wagon closing too suddenly and catching Mr. Hambrook's long gray beard. Since we're already on Venus, we'll look for Roger Enyeart. We find him in charge of the Chevy Space-wagon Manufacturing Company. He's invented a new color for space-wagons called charple. Very bright!! He tells us that Diane Olson is on the moon so we'll visit her next. We see she finished college and is teach- ing students how to prepare delightful dishes from green cheese Qwhich on the moon seems to be abundantl. It seems that Adolf Botzheim didn't want to venture into outer space so J onnie Meadows stayed on Earth. They are now raising a family of future Miss America's and All- American ball players. Pat Keller is up to his old tricks again. He never stays in one place. We caught up with him on Neptune and to our surprise, the quiet Ron Fristad was with him. They are the traveling salesmen for Jokes Co. , Inc. We were told that Fred Smoldon and Barbara Graham are on the most heavily populated planet, Mars. They are running the Arthur Worry Dance Studio. Warren Frysinger and Donna Smith Cof the Tiger and Chop dance teamy, came in for a lesson and informed us that Orville Boggs is pitching for the Magnificent Marsiansn. That Way Out Q Pickett is really way out on Pluto. There he is practicing his dentistry on his fellow Beatniks. Emilia Lovell and Karen Reed are living side by side on Saturn. There they are experts on child psychology. Bob Davis remained on Earth long enough for Carol Farman to graduate. Now they are living on Jupiter where Bob is a French teacher. Marie Gutierrez and Darlene Morton are the last members to locate. We found them both on Mercury where Marie is enjoying an exciting life of a talented artist. Darlene is making millions selling her new invention, popcorn that is always warm, buttered and salted. She even has her own model of popcorn machines We're getting low on space fuel so I better take you back to Venus, Mr. Hambrook. M-m-m I notice you've changed from plaids to polka dots for your jackets. Don't get your beard caught again! Bye! I. R. Nutts .?'L,.. Qm mf

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Wills DIANE OLSON, scorekeeper for two years, Wills her many flusterated moments, To her friend, Sharyn Spears. His baseball enthusiasm, ORVILLE BOGGS will leave-- To Larry Gragg, so a victory the Savages will achieve. ROGER ENYEART wills his good Chevy car To Shorty Reynolds, who in it, Won't get far! JONNIE MEADOWS, with problems many, Wills them all to Pat Curry, Who doesnlt have any! EMILIA LOVE LL has to make an admission, She's leaving the twins her A's, To keep up the family tradition. PAT KELLER who is always so quiet, Wills his way to Roger Clayton, And hopes he will try it! BOB DAVIS wills his crewcut hair, To Billy von Jentzen, Who has more than his share. FRED SMOLDON who gets on with teachers so well, Wills this ability to Everett Koontz, Who with it will do swell! KAREN REED to Judie Young Wills Her busy days, And also throws in her winsome ways. RON FRISTAD with absences plenty, Wills them to Larry Gragg, And hopes he has as many! WARREN FRYSINGER wills his ability To play the drums real neat, To the six high school drummers, So they can get with the beat. ED PICKETT whose quiet disposition We all know, Wills it to Roger Clayton Who with it, will make quite a show. MARIE GUTIERREZ who rips out everything she makes in Home Ec. at least twice, Wills this ability to Judie Young, And hopes she thinks ripping is real paradise! DARLENE MORTON wills to Margie and Ciece Her troubles as concessions manager, So the S. B. income they can increase! DONNA SMITH wills her nickname Tiger To Patty Goer, With it, taming her will be quite a chore! BARBARA GRAHAM who fills a march with the Be Bop Beat, And who has all kinds of broken reeds, Wills this ability to B. B. Kennedy, And hopes that fills all her needs. Along with his many duties as princi- pal, Mr. Herbert Hambrook was senior class advisor--which is in itself a full time job.

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