Inola High School - Longhorn Yearbook (Inola, OK)

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CLASS PROPHECY QEd1tor's note St1ll reporter for the Classfof 59 alumnus Ole Slow but Sure Hess has Just complled and edlted the annual report of class members and the1r successes 1n th1s Year of Our Lord 1969 I The brand new 1969 Cadlllac Rocket Sh1p Columblne VII was be1ng fueled for Presldent Oquln Well who d1d you thlnk lt would be 'P Jerry was presxdent of Just about eve ryth1ng you know We blasted off and upon arrlval at the moon a large cargo shlp was belng loaded w1th green cheese Bobby Krause drlves the Shlp wh1ch also be1ng loaded w1th green mllk green butter green yogurt and of course green cows There's Henry North who wanted to be an entomolog1st and succeeded He s been work1ng very hard at lt but th1s last expermment changed h1m 1nto a bug There he 15 crawllng No' Mr Presldent' Don t step on Hlm QSQUASH' 'I Well we ve all got to go somet1me We w1ll now leave th1s scene and meet the owners of the most prosperous bus1 ness 1n the unlverse a datlng servlce Thomas Lawson 1S presldent of the moon branch and h1s partners Dw1ght Dunham Jerry Crutchfleld and Len Crawford are 1n charge of branches 1n the major planets As we contlnue we hear the rnuslc of Dannle McFarl1n and h1s hot dance band The Moonshmers I-hs speclaltles always 1nclude h1s top man Vernon Duncan on the B flat peckhorn They were playlng for a three week engagement at the Cloud N1ne restaurant owned by Wanda Belden Colleen Moore co owner proved to be a very able hostess After lunch we had an appomtment w1th Mary Dunlap a very large real estate executlve who was golng to sell the cold half of Mercury to the U S but we had to break the appo1ntment for the t1me belng to eturn to Earth On the way to the launchlng pad we not1ced that Qumcy Adams and Wanda Vann were starrlng 1n a horror rnovle called Creature from Earth At another movle Jane Spurlock was playlng the part of Tarzan s w1fe Jane We had a very self consc1ous cab dr1ver W1llard Srruth who wanted to wash h1s cab for the presldent We drove to the B B car wash where V1rg1l Best washed the bottom half and Jlmmy Bruce used a ladder to wash the top half We arr1ved at the launchlng pad then we blasted off for Earth On the way down we saw Merlln Chasteen 1n h1s satellte He had gone to Har Zard for 4 years to learn how to be an expert at the beep beep resonance cham er As we l1stened to the telev1s1on on the way down we heard that Carolyn Has klns raced a percheron at Santa Anlta and he stomped the poor llttle thoroughbreds thus rel1ev1ng lt of all compet1t1on The odds were so h1ghaga1nst lt that she won the whole race track Also that the r1ch young 1ndustr1al1st Mr Jerry W1lson just remarr1ed and 1S now l1v1ng ln an old Chateau on the French R1v1era When we arr1ved at Earth I 1nterv1ewed Roberta Moore when she won the Woman of the Year' reward for her pr1ze w1nn1ng cornmeal and prune frultcake rec1pe She told me of Judy Crutchfleld ach1ev1ng her ambltxon ofbemg blessed wlth three boys and two glrls We also met Shlrley Spurlock and Betty Jo Lee comlng out of a huge modern bulldlng They were sack dress models and dolng very well IH lt too Sponsormg the dress show was the Preclslon T1ddlyw1nks Manufactur1ng Co The 1nventor of these t1ddl1es and Pres1dent of the company was Laverne Bacon That concludes th1s report so unt1l Hess' If you don't stop sleepmg 1n here you re go1ng to flunk th1s PhyS1CS Class ' OH' yes s1r I was just rest1ng my eyes Sur r e you were WILSON HARDWARE 6, 1 , Claremore Oklahoma Quahty Hardware SIHCC 1902 , uztmr Phone RO 3 0248 Owner H J1m W1lson 6 T ASTEQS PATEQS ETC. - , - I ll ll - 1 1 1 1 . , - , . 1 - 1 1 1 1 - ' I , . , . . . . , . , ...f - . . ' .. I . , . , . 1 1 1 1 7 D H . H . . . . . ' 1 - . .. I ll ' II 1 - 1 ' . f 1 . ., . . . ' A D 1 ' ' ' ll ll ' ' 1 ' H H , . .. - , , ' ' ' 1 1 . 1 . -' . , - . , . , 1 H , . - . . . . . . ' 1 - . . , ...... lv ' ' I ' ' ' - 1 ll . , - ll H .. ..I'.. . 'ig 'QU-I 9 Xl . . - . - J ,Q 5 - , , , Q V1 . '

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