Inglewood High School - Green and White Yearbook (Inglewood, CA)

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Hmmm, so this is earth, specifically California, locally Inglehogen, no Inglewood. Well, here I am for the next ten months EEEAUHH. Such a gas! The air I mean! The radio-isotopes in this atmosphere are short-circuiting my metabolism. Oh, pardon my lolly palooza. Let me introduce myself. I am ZZn 02 jr. I was sent here by the Uni- versity of Greater Zorch. I am here as an observer, strictly as an observer. I do not wish to get involved. My views are not the same as yours. I observe things with a clean outlook, as you may already have noticed. Not with half closed, half crossed myopic eyes as you earthlings do. Possibly you would like to hear of my Alma Mater. Jumping Space Bug, there is just no comparison. Instead of arriving at school in a vehicle (cars as you call them) we decide where we wish to be and our electrons reassemble themselves at that destination; just like that. Simple eh? Was I ever surprised to see that you have returned to the neolithic era. Humph! Boys and girls literally dragging each other around by the arms. It seems strange that you would build so many of your structures on top of each other. Well . . . perhaps in given time you will be as advanced as we from Sirius . . . You might be wondering just how our minds function. Well, in rstudie Fyo yJ have) recorded my comments on your customs, organization anfi amio tof- vyrhrouc this book. At any rate, I sincerely hope that you wi J jqpffecy e m A$6p y, I don't care — but this is polite usage. A?'

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joBca ! Ever wondered just what happens when a light goes out, a locker or door Hs'!' wwwj gets stuck or the heat goes off? Perhaps you've never really noticed the { !;! ; excellent staff of men and women that keeps your school in such terrific | !|!| | condition all the way around. Well, Charlie Arnold, Head Custodian, is the man to be thanked. He heads up our very fine crew of artisans and craftsmen. It s almost unbelievable, the amount of work that is turned out by Charlie and his staff. Any request for Custodial Service is answered almost before the ink is dry. And oh, that dirty campus! All of your refuse at the end of the lunch periods (and if you’ve looked recently, it's a lot) is removed, and, in no time at all, the campus is again close to perfection. So, to Charlie Arnold, head custodian, and his fine staff for all their hard work, our 1957 Annual is dedicated. Our many thanks to you all. Because...