Indiana University School of Medicine - Caduceus Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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EVANSVILLE It is certainly an honor to be recognized for one's teaching endeavors. In some ways I think such a selection by students is more meaningful and gratifying than by peers since the senior medical student has had many educational experiences to use for comparison. — Dr. Edward J. Gesser, Outstanding Professor Things We Remember Most Likely To . . . Aspirate on bullshit .................John Adler Replace Ewell Gibbons................Bruce Adye Personally research cholecystitis .Gary Beck Chucklen when dictating X-ray readouts ........................John Bies Jog between myringotomies . Rick Biggerstaff Become a swinging bachelor . .Tim Crowley Find a cure for Narcolepsy....Mike Drake Become Team Physician for the Playgirl Lounge .......................Steve Dupres Be the only Dr. in the country who still makes house calls....................Homer Feree Specialize in Acne and Antiques.....Chuck Hudson Actually find and thoroughly research the Perineal Body ................Gordon Huey Write the pun column in the Annals of Internal Medicine .........Tom Hutchinson Find a cure for Jock Itch ... .Dave Mattingly Specialize in Pig Diseases.......Tim Moore Lose his 1st million dollars at the tracks .......................Randy Norris Be late to their own wedding ........Nancy Nussmeier Find a cure for alopecia .....Rhys Rudolph Develop photophobia from reversed sleep pattern and long hours in the X-ray reading room..........................Scott Schafer PJVC ... Squid Axon ... The Rubber Controversy ... Waiting for Beth ... The Petroleum Club hangover ... Fred's necklace ... Norris' bachelor party ... Death and Dying x 5 ... Parties at 414 Kimber Lane ... Window moonshots on Highway 66 ... The squeeze technique ... No-Doz ... Mr. Whiskey ... Rudolph's wedding ... The Flower Shop ... POP ... Dr. Matheson's Two-handed Draw ... Big Eddie ... The Marble Theory ... Primum non nocere.

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GARY ... I am extremely honored and pleased to have been selected as an outstanding faculty member by the Class of '79. I take a great deal of pride in this selection. It is especially gratifying that this recognition comes from the students themselves, the recipients and therefore the best judges of my efforts. Also, it is doubly rewarding to be recognized for something that one enjoys doing. Thank you very much. — Doctor Virgil Hoftiezer, Outstanding Professor 20