Indiana University School of Medicine - Caduceus Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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One-hundred-seventy-eight strong came to Indianapolis in the late summer of 1975. We were full of aspirations, reservations, dreams and schemes, fears and tears. We met Mr. Sears the first day in Micro lecture — the first AND LAST patient we saw all year. Dr. Sawyer warned us. Dr. Gibson fathered us. Dr. Shellhamer astounded us. Weekends didn't exist, because quizzes were on Monday mornings. The politicians and the freaks, the jocks and the muckrakers, the white coats and the bookworms made up a larger group that united behind one common goal — SURVIVING. Our second year we were integrated with the folks from the regional centers, and the third year we were all here to begin the wards. There are memories we would never give up, and memories we will never be able to give up. Whether or not you liked it, Indianapolis has been a large influence on your life. Hopefully the pictures on these two pages and in this book will remind you of something funny, or sad, or mad — but at least something. 17

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EVANSVILLE It is certainly an honor to be recognized for one's teaching endeavors. In some ways I think such a selection by students is more meaningful and gratifying than by peers since the senior medical student has had many educational experiences to use for comparison. — Dr. Edward J. Gesser, Outstanding Professor Things We Remember Most Likely To . . . Aspirate on bullshit .................John Adler Replace Ewell Gibbons................Bruce Adye Personally research cholecystitis .Gary Beck Chucklen when dictating X-ray readouts ........................John Bies Jog between myringotomies . Rick Biggerstaff Become a swinging bachelor . .Tim Crowley Find a cure for Narcolepsy....Mike Drake Become Team Physician for the Playgirl Lounge .......................Steve Dupres Be the only Dr. in the country who still makes house calls....................Homer Feree Specialize in Acne and Antiques.....Chuck Hudson Actually find and thoroughly research the Perineal Body ................Gordon Huey Write the pun column in the Annals of Internal Medicine .........Tom Hutchinson Find a cure for Jock Itch ... .Dave Mattingly Specialize in Pig Diseases.......Tim Moore Lose his 1st million dollars at the tracks .......................Randy Norris Be late to their own wedding ........Nancy Nussmeier Find a cure for alopecia .....Rhys Rudolph Develop photophobia from reversed sleep pattern and long hours in the X-ray reading room..........................Scott Schafer PJVC ... Squid Axon ... The Rubber Controversy ... Waiting for Beth ... The Petroleum Club hangover ... Fred's necklace ... Norris' bachelor party ... Death and Dying x 5 ... Parties at 414 Kimber Lane ... Window moonshots on Highway 66 ... The squeeze technique ... No-Doz ... Mr. Whiskey ... Rudolph's wedding ... The Flower Shop ... POP ... Dr. Matheson's Two-handed Draw ... Big Eddie ... The Marble Theory ... Primum non nocere.