Indiana University School of Medicine - Caduceus Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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Spawned by the age of nuclear medicine, a mutant, hypertrophied uterus terrorizes a nation already anguishing over the loss of morality and the election of Jimmy Carter. Can nothing stop the flourishing fimbriae? Will New York City be engulfed in glycogen? Will Indianapolis be fertilized? Is the nation's tampon supply in jeopardy? You'll be held in suspense by broad ligaments. Nominated for the Bronze Speculum. Added second feature: STARRING: Moe Trin, Larry Teene, Curly B. Linz, Syphilis Dillcr, Sigmund Colon, Urethra Franklin, Rrhoid Roger, and Perry Coma Directed by Gamclli Produced by Four Nix Cervixes Costumes by Fascia Lata de Paris Loosely adapted from Novak's Gynecology All rights preserved 1976 Filmed in PanhypopitVision Due to the utter suspense of this movie, all patrons will he requested to assume a fetal position during the last ten minutes of the show and implant themselves into the walls of the theatre.