Indiana University School of Medicine - Caduceus Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 90 of the 1977 volume:

School Of Medicine 1977 Illness knows no barrier -- the wealthy as well as the poverty stricken are afflicted. It is our responsibility to aid and comfort the sick no matter who they might be. 4 We are the link in the continuous process of life. In helping the young, the sick, the aged -- we are aiding in the unfolding -- Nature's Wayl 00 1 Every being possesses determination and free will enabling him to decide his future. But sometimes freedom of choice is denied, and man becomes restricted. Why tie the heeling hands? 9 . T scans, viral titers, ictronystagmographs, CPK -:o izymes -- the list of diagnostic i s is endless and often essential. etf it is the hands of experience, die , .sntive ear, the natural instinct, the . lunch 4, which qualify the title - - The : of Medicine. Life and death often times balance on our decisions; the thought of it can be overwhelming. We all search for perspective and release. From humor and laughter we gain strength and compassion. 12 JAata� . 1J Humor And Phunny SLEEP TIGHT TONIGHT MED STUDENTS ARE WATCHING OVER YOUR SCUT. The New Ennui Jurinal of Scui Established In 1812 as The NEW ENNUI JURINAE OF MUDICINE AND SCUV Abstracts in the advertising sections VOLUME 1 May 15, 1977 NUMBER 1 Original Articles Chronic Mambo Sauce Ingestion as a Risk Factor in Myocardial Infarction and Impotence................................... 237 Mary Woo Borster and Michael Clarke Jean Dixon Shockingly Predicts Jackie Onassis’ Histoincompatibility with Her Next Husband................................ 242 Alan Hall, Eric Leaminc and Frank J. Arbercer Planet of the Meds Medical Students from Outer Space? Prehistoric Petrified Vacu- tainers Point to this Possibility........... 246 James Ff.nogua and Elizabeth A. Tindall Malabsorption of Edible Underwear: a Brief Study of Four Perverts Whose Names Will Appear in Bold Print Unless They Cough Up Big Bucks.......................... 249 Daniel Goldstein and Dennis McClure Special Article Case Records Lisp, Posterior Excoriation, Limp Wrist, and Swishing Gait in a 22-Year-Old Male: Tetralogy of Faggot...................... 262 Janet Klkmm , Diane S. Lynch and Christopher Chappel Editorials Homosexuality: Illness or Disease?...... 264 Banana, Peel Thyself!........................ 268 False Positive Results with Standing Stool Velocities................................. 276 Clinical Significance of the “O” and “Q” Signs...................................... 279 Correspondence Endowed Medical Stud Seeks Liberated Nurse for Stat B O, PRN............................ 280 Gets Up in the Morning, Slaving for Bread, Sir; So That Every Mouth Can Be Fed; Oh, Oh, the Metabolites................................... 281 Disappearing Nursing Homes in the South: Atlanta, the Lost Incontinent.............. 253 Patricia Dillon Medical Intelligence Differentiation of Coma, Brain Death, and An Insurance Salesmen Party............. 259 Stephen H. Garry and Johnny Chin Drug Therapy: Spanish Flics (Make Your Baby Hot, But Don’t Get Cot)............ 260 Codman’s Triangle: Why Have 13 Surgical Clamps Mysteriously Disappeared Without a Trace in This Region?............................ 281 The Marshall Syndrome: Fecal Impaction Associ- ated With Otitis Media........................... 281 There’s a Fungus Among Us........................... 282 At Ease, Disease...................................... Lung Underwear: How to Keep your Favorite Respiratory Tech Warm at Night................... 283 Just What Is It That You Eat?....................... 284 Raising the Sick and Healing the Dead............... ooe Slit Keene and John Fairbaipn Piss Poor Protoplasm 286 May 15, 1977 cr THE NEW ENNUI JURINAL OF SCUT JUL ___A___ r; JL K C I -•c jr ; □ r THE I V• COATED HALLS OF TH, American College of Scut uni T ...n rs □ Located on a sprawling square block campus, the American College of Scut offers medical students ready access to the Dog Pound and City Abattoir. Besides offering basic courses in Phlebotomy and Foley Insertion, the College prides itself in a wide range of continuing studies including Advanced Impaction Digitalization and Post-Graduate Sputum Collection. Tradition is the keystone of scut education, where eager students have for years diligently shunned reading assignments and ardently disregarded call respon- sibilities. And the AC of S is tops in its sports division. The Fight'n’ Scutters have won the Lab Result Relay and X-Ray Transport Marathon for seven consecutive years. Scutters offer an affirmative answer to the challenging question, “Can you polish stool?” School Symbol: the mushroom Mascots: scutty dog and her offspring, the scut puppy Former Symbol: two lips rampant on a professor's ass Famous AC of S Quotes: “We have met the enema and it is ours. Motto: ,A medical student is not unlike a mushroom; he’s kept in the dark and frequently coated with stool. Don’t draw blood till you see the yellow of their eyes. ” Official Song: “Be True to Your Stool It’s not the length of the needle, but the magic of the performer. t-w —'£' SCUT FACILITIES 1—Famed Scutland Yards 2—The newly completed Scut Yacht Club and Private Intercostal Waterway 3-Highly successful high-rise on-call extern penthouse VOI.. I NO. I gri.yi momi n is in mi iiistoky or sen The name Sanjaya Bhagavad-Gita Arjuna is often touted among medical circles as the inventor of the IV. It is commonplace knowledge that in the early 1800's, this Indian anesthesiologist utilized bamboo shoots to replace fluids in a severely dehydrated aged sage who succumbed to evil vapors and cholera. Unfortunately, no credit is given to Sri Pranananananada, the medical student on call that fateful night, who was given most humble task of starting IVlee. It was the same Sri P. who, over a decade later, invented the finger, which revolutionized the removal of impacted fecal masses. The artist refused to be named. (Hint — she is a medical illustrator somewhere in a Gulf city that rhymes with Gnu Morleans.) 4 THE NEW ENNUI JURINAL OF SCUT May 15, 1977 The Pathologic Guide to the History and Physical A paucity of literature exists describing a pathologist's approach to the history and physical. The NEJS now presents such an article as a service to its readers. This section issent free of charge to medical students, interns, and other housekeeping staff only. When did you first experience the pain Does your stool glow in the dark? Do your teeth itch? What is the air-speed velocity of an un- ladened swallow? 1 — INTRODUCTION: A firm, warm handshake will allow the interviewer to gain the patient's confidence and transfer germs. This is a good opportunity to examine the nailbeds to note if the nails are asleep. 3 - INSPECTION: Careful visual exami- nation should be executed in the best tradition of General Anesthetic, Major Criteria, Extra-Corporal Pump, and Private Parts. One should always note if the bucket looks like it's a little pail. 2 — HISTORY TAKING: Keen interrogation skills and a finely-tuned hearing aid are definite assets for the pathology interview. VOL. 1 NO. 1 THE PATHOLOGIC GUIDE TO THE HISTORY AND PHYSICAL 5 4 — PALPATION: Laying on of hands is a diagnostic therapeutic concept dating to Hippocrates and recently perfected by Xavier Hollander. Put your finger in every orifice. Put your head in, if it fits. 5 — AUSCULTATION: Although an important ex- amination technique, this will probably never surpass the popularity of osculation. Listen carefully for murmurs, gallops, rales, and things that go bump in the night. 6 — PERCUSSION: Great pathologists including Drs. Ginger Baker and Gene Krupa beat this into the ground. 7 — REMUNERATION: A meticulously performed H and P, incor- porating basic scientific skills, is certainly its own reward. Be prepared to resusciate patients unfamiliar with physicians' fees. 6 May 15, 1977 THE NEW ENNUI JURINAL OF SCUT The New Ennui Jurinal of $cu+ Official Organ of The American College of Scut Production and Design: William Horatio Cowbell, M.l). Conceived and written by William P. Kenner- ly, M.l). and William Hubert Crowded, M.l). Photography and Ace Shoe-Person: David Jaynes Additional Art: James Cordell (“Ic Cordu”), (Ball State School of Architecture), Doug Cresslcr, and Samuel L. Scott, III (graphic artist, Pratt Institute, Brooklyn) Additional Writing: Neil J. Baker, M.l). (Stanford U. School of Medicine), Tom Bridge, M.l)., and Mike Burnley, M.l). Special thanx to: Mrs. Alicia Hartsock, typesetting Dick Maurer of Josten’s American Year- book Company, editorial assistance Cynthia Hirtzel (Northwestern Institute of Advanced Basketweaving), proofreading and other people too embarrased to be mentioned Any similarity to real people, living or dead, and places in fiction and semi-fiction is pure- ly coincidental. The 16 page humor section entitled “The New Ennui Jurinal of Scut” is copyright 1977 by William Cordell and William Kennedy. Final note: This humor section is not an official publication of the Indiana University School of Medicine. The faculty and admin- istration neither condoned nor had squat to do with it. THE AMERICAN COLLEGE OF SCUT Committed Committee Members Anne T. Acid Mandy Bell Sarah Bellum Rhett Bloodsill Ann L. Canal Sister Coele Meg A. Colon Perry Condral Nick Cropsy Luke 0. Cyte Molly B. Drum John Diss Dan Drites Bill Duct Barry M. Enema AI Factory Jean I). Feet Chris I), dally Anne dina Fay do ytosis l.ynii dula Ollic duria AI K. Hall Luke Hernia Claire L. Hydrate Dee Hydration Max Ilia I irry Inx Jay Junum Brad K. Kinin Dcsi Moc Lace Anne and Phil Laxis Fran U. Lumm Neuronald McDonald Basil R. Membrane Meyer Metrium Clint and Linda Mycin Leo Myoma Andy and Colleen Ncrgic Jan Niculatc Pete Nis Eric Noid Sid Novium Lynn Noxin Eddie Ology Al O. Pecia Polly Peptide Neal Plasm Silvia M. Pregnation Frank Psychotic Ed Renal Art Ritis Bill E. Rubin Donna Rubison Pete Russell Monty Saccharide Otis Scope Telly N. Seflon Harold Spot Rusty Sputum Hugh Stacian Graham Stain Ann d. Tensin I.ee 1'hal Hal O. Thane Ann S. Tbesia Neuman Thorax Ray Ticutum Angie I. Tis Yuri I. Tiss Sarah Tonin Hal 0. Tosis Dick Toulcurcaux Mac Trix Phil Trum Sally Tursika Kathy Turc Sue Tour Hugh Turcss Paul Vis Perry Winkle VOL. 1 NO. 1 MD - CB - C. W. McCALL F.T AL THE EAGER BEAVER BREAKER 1-9 G Breaker 1-9. good buddy, this liar's the Eager Beaver. What's it lookin' like over your A-C joint?” DCs big four plus, we got us a pecker-checker in a plain white wrapper . .. he’s fixin’ to poke a silver stallion up the third leg. C'mon.” 'Predate that Breaker. You go Tutte i le )veM) h Cwir Treat waiting to catch a pump or bean out of the nearest bone box. Also got a picture-taker and lead-mouth in my eye balls. What's it like U ouHiorsej V “Mercy sakes, good buddy, we got us some awful purty Nightengales with great sets of alveoli. (Looking out the window) Whoo-whee, that neurologist shore can hammer down.” “Put your metal to the petal, breaker. A big four-plus and eighty- ! ejghTs oubonej 00 Translation: Eager: Breaker: Eager: Breaker: Eager: Hello, Breaker 1-9 |handle = name, for a specific orthopod |, this is the Eager Beaver [handle for a particular AOA candidate). What’s if looking like over your shoulder? [ie. - behind you) I’m most appreciative. There’s a urologist in a white coat preparing to do a cystoscopic exam. What’s your news? Thank you. Make note of a surgeon and internist over by the emer- gency room hoping to obtain a heart or kidney for transplant pur- poses. I also can see a radiologist and staff man. Now, what’s going on at your hospital? Very good, my friend, we have some very pretty nurses with pleasing personalities. (Looking out the window] My goodness, those neurol- ogists can rapidly examine a patient. Perform a good gynecological exam. Breaker. Thanks alot, my friem' End transmission. THE NEW ENNUI I URINAL OF SCUT May 15, 1977 You don’t have time to read these notes now, because you're a Junior. I don't have time to write them because I'm one too. You have no interest in these, because you've already taken your final, and this manure wasn't on it anyway. However, I have been oaid for them, so I'm gonna do them, mostly, 1011 just let you see some of CENSORED's comics, which are intsrsetin r rather than bore you with lecture details which aren't. Hiring me to take notes is about like hiring Richard Srcck to head a nurses training program. .-WPK The Wornin of SELF A FoUiculaf polmaf groi V+h, curved bucked teeth j0 Intractable blindness urge Asleep at iec t once a 2.4— hour F rio Fulminant demenVi a 2. +ype5 ay adult-onset -7 listtn for . sthi£ophWc bruit over brain b) 'jeu nile-dvwet don't letvour mama .aHKvoU ! (rUetil Warty, rustutef Under gar rnenft ItafsticK to a smooth a d • or a minimum of 30 seconds. Any lesb We Mid be considered hejati I' Report all suspected cases of £ElF-Abuse toyouf Vocal ciA H Or Piocese . There is hope forth ;? pdr erh.-. but (leHs hot kid ourselves) m?t f uch . Croi4 for byttf AMA Krrfi Mg bafory AKftjrfipn.j • This page of important medical knowledge really appeared in the final edition of the Class of 77's class notes. Records were set by this edition which contained only 29 mispclings. 32 grammatical errors, 17 misrepresentations of fact, and three insulting admonitions against students chewing gum. insulting the professors, or snoring too loudly. These were the least number of such mistcaks per day of notes on record. (Source: Ripley's Believe It or (let Cathcterized. 1977) National Bored of Medical Examiner’s Test Part 11 9 Instructions: Get into a crouch position. Grasp heels with hands. Lean forward so as to bring vertex of calverium into alignment with one’s perineum. Recite a benediction and kiss your medical career goodbye. •'or multiple insult (pieslions, mark answer sheet with heavy lines using only a Number 2 pencil or the blood of a virgin. mark A if answer is 1,2, and 3 “B” if answer is 1,3, and sometimes 2 “C if answer does not include 4. 5, and possibly not 2; no, better make that 3, 4 and possibly not 5 “D if answer is A, B, or C; mark only one answer “E” if answer is “Catch 22” 1. ) You arc on call in a community Emergency Room. A 42 year-old male, who has been playing pool, presents with an eight-ball lodged in his right eye, the result of over-zealous scrutiny of play. On the basis of your fundoscopic exam of the right eye and eight ball, does this patient have a hematoma? 1 Maybe 2 Ask again 3 Answer is hazy 4 Absolutely 5 Definitely not 2. ) A 17 year-old male presents with acute onset of bilateral testicular pain. Careful history taking ascertains that the patient has just been to a drive-in move with his 16 year-old girlfriend (Gr O, P O) where the couple engaged only in vigorous foreplay times two hours. The likely diagnosis is: 1 Boogie Fever 2 Love Hangover 3 Statesboro Blues 4 Venus Stasis Ulcer 5 Kung Flu FightV 3. ) The proper thing to say to the mother of a child presenting with enuresis is: 1 When it rains, it pours.” 2 “Baliff, whack his pecpce.” 3 Look on the bright side, he could have hematuria. 4 You know where to put the cork.” 5 Just point to your diploma and smile. 4. ) (T or F) Toilet seats are transmitted during sexual intercourse. 5. ) (T or F) A seminoma is an Indian who lives in the Everglades. 6. ) (T or F) The front-most tooth is named the cuspidor. 7. ) (T or F) The most deadly reptile is the Monty Python (the Silinauti chccztwit). 8. ) (T or F) A pressure sensation in the introitus occuring with exercise and radiating to a jaw is called vangina. (proceed to complete questions 9 through 978 on the following pages) 10 THE NEW ENNUI JURINAL OF SCUT May 15, 1977 11 Ground Rounds in Hematology Talking ’Bout Bad Blood by Jim Lee, M.D. (Stanford University School of Medicine) with Elton John Basil Basophil stared absent-mindedly at his dinner. “What’s the matter, dear?” asked his mother, Emma Erythrocyte. “Aw, everything, Ma,” said Basil. “Why the heck did I have to be born a basophil anyway? I don’t fit in any- where. Why couldn't 1 have been a normal red cell like all the other kids?” “Basil, dear. I've told you time and again, not everyone can be a heme man. Now, please, clean your platelet. “But even if I do have to be a basophil, when will I ever reach myelopuberty? I haven’t got a specific granule in my body.” “Be patient, Basil, “said the understandingerythromomma. “The time will come when you will shrink down to be a normal sized basophil like your father, and then you'll even stop having kids. And get your hands away from your face! she scolded. “Big basophils who pyknosis never shrink down to be little basophils. Now, go out and play and let me finish my ironning. And don't forget your buffy coat!” she yelled in vein as he squeezed out of their modest but tastefully furnished sinusoid. “Blast! There's never anything to do around here. I'm really Bohred,” thought Basil as he cruised through the lung for the third time. “Burr, it’s cold in here. Maybe I'll go down to the Inferior Vena Cava and marginate for a while.” On his way down the descending aorta, Basil heard music coming from the spleen. “Oh, boy. sounds like a party. Maybe I can meet a girl there. I've heard there's usually a lot of nymphocytes at these parties,” he thought, hanging a quick left. When he squeezed into the party, lie couldn't believe his eyes. It seemed like the entire erythron was there. A lot of neutrophils were there, too. “I hate phag parties,” thought Basil. Basil circulated for a while, but was too shy to talk to any girls. “No girl would want to talk to me anyway,” he muttered under his breath. “I have a Dohle body.” “What did you say?” asked a feminine voice, and Basil turned to sec the most beautiful neutrophil he’d ever seen. “Hi, my name's Polly. What's yours?” “B-B-Basil” “You’re a cytc for sore eyes, Basil. I've been looking for a guy like you for the longest time. How old arc you, anyway?” “I'll Bj 2 tomorrow. “You’re pulling my seg!” exclaimed Polly. “You look much older. You’re quite pernicious for your age. You have magnificent granules.” Basil didn’t know quite what to make of this. “She must be talking to someone else,” he thought. He looked down in shame, but, lo and behold, his body was filled with exquisite deep blue granules. Basil thought fast. “Enough about my granules. Let's get specific. How about if we go to my place and coagulate for a while?” “Sounds great, little fella,” said Polly, and they flowed off together, lobe in lobe, to live happily ever after. Isn’t that hcmatopoetic? OCOJRED glRSTfiECORDED iji|H TRANSFUSION FROvi AN AN!ML (lAMB)TOA HUMAN (A 80V) WAS DONE BY JEAN BAPTISTE DENIS IN 1667. 12 THE NEW ENNUI CASE RECORDS OF THE American College of Scut Weekly Clinicopathological Exercises TESTOSTERONE STORM A 33 year-old male was referred to the AC of S emer- gency room with a diagnosis of “priapism, acute onset.” He had been referred from an outlying hospital where initial treatments of massive doses of estrogens, cold showers, and ad lib readings of Goodhousekeeping maga- zine had been administered without clinical remission. On arriving at the AC of S, the patient was noted to be agitated, tachypncic, and moaning. A Swan-Glans catheter was rapidly inserted via a dorsal vein cutdown and Salt- petre (generic name: sodium nitrate) was continuously infused (reference — Anals of Medicine: 192, 17). The central penous pressure fell to 14.7 mmHg from a pre- Saltpctrc reading of 21.4. Following these resuscitative measures, the patient was able to report the following history. He had been entirely healthy and for 25 years had never deviated from a daily routine of waking, shaving his face and hands, and clean- ing the stables of his father’s mink farm. On the day of admission, while caring for a female mink sick with “the heat,” the patient glanced down at himself and noted “a little lump which I thought would go away. But, seconds later, it was still enlarging.” The patient was reprimanded for not coming earlier. He also reported a diet high in the preservatives mono- sodium glutamate and sodium benzoate. Concerning family history the patient noted, “My mother was a tailor; she sewed my blue jeans. My father was a gambling man, down in New Orleans.” Physical exam was negative except for a large, mobile, soft tissue mass in the inguinal area. Serum testosterone was 475 Pudansky units (normal 75-125). Flat plate ab- dominal films revealed a positive Throck-Morton sign. Computed axial tomography (CAT scan), at a cost of $250, revealed “soft tissue mass, large.” Sonogram of .inguinal region “soft tissue mass, large.” Biopsy of the mass was undertaken (it was decided a big tip should be left) and showed a “large tissue mass, hard.” Despite two hours of Saltpetre, the patients condition remained unchanged after two hours. A decision was made to stop the Saltpetre infusion and administer a wheat germ and natural cereal suppository in an effort to dilute the blood level of preservatives. Rales then aus- JURINAL OF SCUT May 15. 1977 cultated over the inguinal canal were optimistically inter- preted as early signs of hard failure. Within four minutes, CPP fell to 2 and the soft tissue mass regressed to a tiny little lump. The patient was ob- served for two days and released. Followup was post- poned till the patient returned from his tryout for the Vienna Boys’ Choir. Differential Diagnosis DR. VEINER: “Though, in a case of acute onset of priapism, hard failure is clearly a desirable outcome, I must take issue with several features of the manage- ment. First, with history of mink exposure and priapism, progressive mink encephalopathy must be entertained as a probable diagnosis. Saltpetre may achieve remission, but the patient remains a carrier! We have a duty to warn any minks that may have known him intimately, or even used the same toilet seat, to take prophylactic Saltpetre. “Second, the reference article advises Saltpetre infu- sion for no longer than one hour since longer infusions may produce permanent drops in serum testosterone levels. Third, preventive medicine is crucial in priapism where excessive pooling of blood in the periphery may cause irreversible brain damage. So, if you find a lump, see your doctor. Early treatment saves lives!” The prodromal signs of Testosterone storm are well illustrated in the above photograph (photo contributed by the Harry Reems Research Center for Erection Disorders.) VOL. 1 NO. 1 ADVERTISING SECTION 13 The Coprolalia Foundation’s Flea for Contributions Three children will needlessly suffer this decade from Coprolalia, the “Creat Crippler of the Oral Stage of Development. ” A healthy child the day before, Johnny learns to speak words of joy. “Mania’s” and “dada's” ring through the air. Then suddenly, for inexplicable biochemical reasons, tragedy strikes. Little Johnny's words change from “kitty” and “bow- wow” to “peepee” and “caa-caa.” The disease's course is unpredictable. For the lucky, there will be remissions. On occasion, the fortunate coprolalic may attend short birthday parties or a quick wedding. But no one can predict when an impulsive “weiner in your eye” or an unthinking ‘poopoo” will interrupt a birthday song or ex- change of sacred vows. For the less fortunate, the course is rapidly downhill. Johnny appears at his mother's bridge club dressed in his cute fireman's suit telling the gathered matrons that he will (in so many words) put out their fires with his peepee. The future for all stricken with coprolalia is a question mark. Some, with proper rehabilitation, will secure jobs. Prom- inent examples include Howard Cossell, Harry Truman, and Richard Nixon. But for most, life is a bleak dismissal from society, a world haunted by pariah, those shunned as lepers of a modern era. BUT THERE IS HOPE ... with your dollars, time, support, and dollars. Doctors arc experimenting with “oral dialysis” where the mouths of coprolalics are hooked to soap suds exchangers for fifteen minutes three to four times a week. Results arc promising. Remissions up to six hours have been obtained, but the process is expensive and unproven. Until medical science finds the answer, help it meet the challenge. Send your dollars to: Coprolalia Foundation c o editorial staff of NEJS Buenos Aires, Argentina •Coprolalia (Or. 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Linz, Syphilis Dillcr, Sigmund Colon, Urethra Franklin, Rrhoid Roger, and Perry Coma Directed by Gamclli Produced by Four Nix Cervixes Costumes by Fascia Lata de Paris Loosely adapted from Novak's Gynecology All rights preserved 1976 Filmed in PanhypopitVision Due to the utter suspense of this movie, all patrons will he requested to assume a fetal position during the last ten minutes of the show and implant themselves into the walls of the theatre. UNIVFRSITY Of mvi r INDIANA UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MEDICINE 1100 WEST MICHIGAN STREET • INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA 46202 OFFICE OF THE DEAN Dear Colleagues: Four years ago you began your professional careers with a feeling of uneasy anticipation but the firm resolve to make it through. You brought to the task enthusiasm, dedication and curiosity. You learned that the essence of science is systematic inquiry. You learned that successful diagnosis comes from asking searching questions, listening attentively and analyzing the data with care. You were amazed at the infinite variety of normality. Frequently, you were frightened by experiencing systems which conjured up serious diseases in your mind. You learned to initiate treatment by trusting your observations and common sense. As you leave us and pursue your life's work, remember that wisdom comes from recognizing one's mistakes and practicing within your limitations. The secret of the art of medicine is compassion and comforting your patient with believable hope. With best wishes for a long and successful career! Sincerely, c.. Steven C. Beering, M. Dean SCB:mj s 33 It is astounding how much knowl- edge, particularly the fundamentals of medicine, our seniors have as- similated. My daily dialogue with them is enriched by their quest for the fundamentals of imaging in ra- diology and their overview of the entire health field. I feel that two future developments are to take place. One, that our fu- ture physicians will more willingly accept peer and governmental con- trol. The other, that more large health delivery units will be formed, resulting in more compe- tition and overall better delivery of health care for the majority. The Class of 1977 exemplifies by achievements already accomplished that the student advances more by the curiosity, motivation, perse- verance, challenge and the sense of responsibility from within than by all the teaching that the faculty can possibly bestow. May each and ev- eryone continue to have the stimu- lation, satisfaction and joy of learning newly discovered through- out a long career. 34 t -0 Robert A. Munsick, Obstetrics and Gynecology During your third-year rotation through Obstetrics and Gynecology your class partic- ipated, often unwittingly, in experiments which have produced revolutionary changes in our educational methods and philosophy. What changes are these and how did you participate and contribute to them? Your class was the first to participate in the surrogate-patient program at Indiana University and learn the technique of the gynecologic examination directly from the instructor whom you were examining. You were the first to have an entry examination at the beginning to the clerkship and from it to receive clues to weaknesses in your knowledge of the basic reproductive sciences. No group before you had had a com- plete set of instructional objectives delineating the essentials of the course, controlled test data from several groups in your class demonstrated clearly that objectives un- questionably facilitate the learning process. In your post-clerkship course critiques you identified weaknesses and strengths in the design and conduct of the clerkship. These have been noted and suitable changes have resulted in many course improve- ments. From your negative and positive comments concerning individual residents has come an annual resident teaching award, a conscious effort by the housestaff to increase and improve the quality of their educational efforts, and a Departmental awareness of the importance of resident teaching responsibilities. Your favorable re- sponse to and the diagnostic information obtained from time-consuming essay exami- nations has likewise led to many modifications of course content and media. It has been satisfying to have been a part of these positive changes. But, as is always the case, the best part has been the personal contact and interchange of ideas with you as you have grown in personal and professional stature. Never stop questioning and you will never stop growing. Arthur J. Provisor, Pediatrics Over the past two years I have met almost every member of the Class of 1977. I have watched you as you refined your clinical skills and developed an increasing self confi- dence in your ability to function as a physician. Intellectual curiosity accompanied by enthusiasm and a certain compassion for one's fellow man are the prerequisites for a successful career in medicine. It is both re- freshing and unique to find these characteristics present in so many members of your class. We are presently at the crossroads of medical care in this country. The spec- ter of national health insurance looms ahead of us. Whether this form of delivery of medical care will interfere with the traditional doctor-patient relationship, only time will tell. I assume that most of you will go out into the community and attempt to practice med- icine. Do not be frightened by the prophets of gloom who predict that you will not be able to practice medicine as you desire. The evolution of society implies change. We in medicine are an integral part of society and must be able to adapt to change. I am confident that you will acquit yourselves well, whether your paths lead you into pa- tient care, teaching or research. There are many things I wish for you upon graduation, not the least of which is a keen awareness for ignorance. Not just your own, for any knowledge gaps you may have are easily correctable. There are many opportunities for postgradu- ate education readily available, and I hope you maintain the intellectual curiosity and desire for self-im- provement necessary to take ad- vantage of them. I am more con- cerned , however, that you remain alert to the ignorance of medicine itself. After all, how many dis- eases can you name for which we understand the etiology or that we know how to prevent? We know even less about therapy as few of the drugs and techniques we use so freely have been proven to do more good than harm. Fortunately we will learn much in the years ahead, and our science will become more exact. In the meantime, you have the op- portunity to practice the physi- cians's greatest art - the relief of human suffering - and not physical pain so much as mental anguish. A serious illness is terrifying for most patients, especially an in-pa- tient experience with its parade of assaults on one's body and dignity. Even minor bodily problems cause anxiety, simply because the patient knows so little and fears the worst. You can at least cure his igno- rance, if not his disease. In doing so, be honest in your appraisal of his situation, what he can expect, how he can help, and what you have to offer. He will be grateful for your truth. But this task is not easy, for your honesty must be tempered with sensitivity and com- passion so as to not destroy hope, and I wish you these things most of all. 37 The role of the medical educator is to develop and mold an intelligent, cre- ative, and well educated student into a competent physician. The teacher must stimulate the young student's intellec- tual curiosity, affect his attitudes, and prepare him to be innovative, make de- cisions and face the most complex clinical conditions in a stable, objec- tive, and humane manner. The teacher must make a committment, devote the time, and set an example for the stu- dent to follow. The teacher should mo- tivate the student and help him or her discover that the rich traditions and essential concepts of medicine are stimulating, gratifying, and rewarding. The student must enter the educational environment of medicine highly moti- vated and with a great capacity to learn. He or she soon realizes that being a physician is not all glamour and any- thing but a soft life. The neophyte must study in a diligent manner, learn to communicate with patients, colleagues, and teachers, and strive to eliminate areas of his or her own recognized weaknesses. The student must be con- cerned with the pathophysiology of dis- ease states, become an astute clincial observer, and learn of death and dying. The young physician must avoid pseu- dointellectualism, grandiose tendencies and unfounded generalizations. He must carefully pay attention to what the pa- tient tells him, extend common courte- sy and respect and have the willingness to listen. In most instances the patient will tell the physician exactly what’s wrong. The new physician must be especially conscious of the patient's needs, avoid confusing him, be honest and objective with him, and yet have compassion. The young doctor must develop the desire to assume responsi- bility, maintain high moral and ethical standards, return to simplicity and truth and do what's right . 38 Congratulations to the Class of '77, my last and very best class at IU. During our year together, I was privileged to know many of your hopes and ideals. I can wish you nothing finer than the ful- fillment of these. The senior class is the first medical class I taught, and will always be a happy and pleasant memory. You taught me the value of laughter and humor to maintain a perspective of sanity in an otherwise serious and de- manding experience. Your broad range of interests and diverse talents are a welcome addition to medicine. As a parting thought, a quote from WALDEN by Henry David Thoreau: Nature is as well adapted to our weak- ness as to our strength. The incessant anxiety and strain of some is a well- nigh incurable form of disease. We are made to exaggerate the importance of what work we do. One has no time to be anything but a machine. It is a fool's life. I am convinced from experience that to maintain one’s self on this earth is not a hardship but a pastime, if we will live simply and wisely. If one ad- vances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. To teach this class of students has not been taxing. Excellent when they began their Senior year, excellent they will terminate it. Our only function has been to encourage them, to expose them to some new ideas, and not interfere with their self-education. As most recent classes of medical students, these young physicians are genuinely concerned with the welfare of their patients; and, importantly, they convey that con- cern in their everyday demeanor. Medicine has advanced amazingly in recent years, but the public hasn't seemed to grasp the significance of these advances in terms of their own personal benefit. The combination, in the present Senior class, of an exemplary scientific background with genuine humanitarian concern should result not only in good medicine but also in good (and well-deserved) public image of the efforts and successes of the profession. 40 I shall remember the Class of 1977 as a group with character and persever- ance in the face of today’s more strin- gent academic standards in medical school and increasing competition for postgraduate training programs. My memories from the Sophomore Intro- duction to Medicine course include the prolonged Pathology-Radiology labs, the Monday morning quizzes in Repro- ductive Biology, the pre-test for Chest Diseases, and the noon hour scheduling mishap with Mayor William Hudnut. In spite of these and many other obstacles, the Class of 1977 has acquired the med- ical knowledge, skills and attitudes necessary to become effective physi- cians. 1 congratulate you, charge you to keep up in this rapidly advancing field of medicine, and wish you well in the years ahead. The Class of 1977 was my first medical class at Indiana University and was re- sponsible for my initial impressions of the Indiana University student of medi- cine. This class was always willing to tackle any assignment, regardless of the length or complexity of subject mat- ter, and perform at an exceptional level. My previous teaching had con- vinced me that medical students were only interested in passing examinations and were not concerned with compre- hension of material presented. The Class of 1977 demonstrated to me a genuine concern for gaining a maxi- mum amount of information in order to become the best possible physician. One of the attributes of this class I will always remember was the humantiy of the group - the real expression of con- cern for fellows - whether in the con- text of future patient, classmate or teacher. 41 ANYBODY YOU KNOW? F rank Aberger John Albrecht Stephen Aid red Charles Anderson Susan Anderson Elaine Arata David Backes James Barton Byron Batteiger Mark Bechtel Gary Becker Mark Bel isle John Berry Bradley Black Michael Brown William Bowers David Bowman Thomas Bridge Sandra Brown Terry Brown Mark Browning John Burnley F red Busse Ronald Caldwell 43 Joseph Carpenter Daniel Carr Douglas Carter James Caughlin Robert Cederquist Christopher Chappel Joseph Clark Dallas Coate 44 Suzanne Combs Mary Compton William Cordell Anthony Cossell John Crane Louis Cutrell Edward Davis Timothy Davis Patricia Dillin Pamela Drapeau Nancy Eklund 45 Rodger Elble Joseph Faust Richard Feldman Dean Felker James Fenoglio Maria Ferraro Patrick Flam ion Stephen FI ink 46 Rhonda Fogle Mary Forster Christopher Foster William Franks Elizabeth Funk Patricia Gallagher Charles Garrison Deborah Givan 47 nwKSn Daniel Goldsmith Braun Graham James Griffin Bruce Guebard Robert Habig Alan Hall James Hardy Elaine Hathaway 48 Robert Heavin Darrell Hermann ' Marcus Hermansen Clifton Hocker Jeffrey Hoeg David Hoi a j ter Joyce Hubbard Kenneth Inman Eugene Izsak Stephen Jacobs Kurt Jaeckle James William Billie Jameson Eric Johnson 49 Larry Jones Victor Jones Suzette Kakar Steven Kappes Jack Keene William Kennedy Baron Kidcl Richard Kincaid Wendy K indig Brian Kinel Janet Klemm Mary Knotts James Kursch Thomas Lampe 4 50 Ronald Landin Linda Lau James Laughlin John Lauver Eric Learning Robert Leff Michael Leland Robert Lempke Larry Lett 51 Richard Levine David Lickerman Thomas Liffick Thomas Linnemeier Terry Loh Larry Lutz Diane Lynch Jon Maier Bart Main Carma Marley Daniel Marsh Ryan Matherly 52 Rodney Maust Frederick May Steven Mayes Mary McCarthy Timothy McClure Michael McCrea Robert McDowell Lee McKinley William McNiece Robert Meili Edward Micon Duane Miller Etta Miller Thomas Miller 53 Mark Mills Law iience Misko John Mohr man Alicia Monroe Craig Moorman Jeffrey Mossier John Myers Tammey Naab 54 Victor Nemeth Stephen Nitsch James Noland Trent Orfanos Nancy Osos Ingrida Ozols Edwin Page Richard Paustian Michael Pauszek John Payne Richard Pearson 55 Pamela Peigh William Peplinski Stephen Perkins Robert Petry Joseph Phillips Kathryn Pontius David Porter William Portilla Roy Pottenger Francis Price Steven Ratcliffe George Reisz Franklin Retherford Manuel Reyes Keith Rich Bruce Riddle Mark Riddle Robert Roberts Donald Schauwecker Dorothy Schirf Gregory Schlegel 57 S8 Melinda Slack Edward Smith Thomas Smith David Solotkin Pete r Stecy Richard Steele Floyd Stephens Dennis Stepro 59 George Stevenson Forrest Stewart Phillip Stiver Bradford Stone Gary Stouder David Stout Robert Suer Michael Sunderman 60 David Taber John Taylor Stephen Tharp Andrew Thieneman Clarence Thomas William Thompson Elizabeth Tindall Sylvia Upshaw Burton Vanderbilt Roger VanOrsdoll Thomas Wade Dennis Wagner 61 Gerald War rener Stevan Webster Bruce Weffenstette Roben Weinland Nancy Wenning Karen West Daniel Whitehead Timothy Whiteman 62 Mark Williams Mittneen Williams Douglas Wills Franklin Wilson Donald W right Gary Wright William Wunder Steven Wynder Sophia Yeh Steven Yoder Lee Yosowitz 63 Derinda Radjeski Richard Tanner Roxann Torrella SOHIOMohjjjj- ]mgdicini ■ iLur . Jl, •- SUSK M IN MEMORY OF DANIEL MARSH Members of the Class of 1977 not pictured George Acres Robert Elliott Steven Allen John Fairbairn Charles Austin Amy Fremion Martin Baker Robert Furbee Eric Bennett Stephen Garry Steven Betras Thomas Hyde Paul Biggs Randall Jordan Bennie Blake James Jose Richard Bowerman John Kohne Larry Bowling David Kovach Mary Carnell Thomas Kramer William Carter Thomas Kulb Johnny Chin Robert Lindemann Michael Clarke Bruce Mallatt David Clinger Eric Mast Daniel Conrad Karl McAleese Stephen Duncan Michael McKay Michael Eads Kent McKinney John Eble Lynda Means Craig Elliott Greg Miller Jerry Neff Ben Park Roy Pollom Susan Putnam Kenneth Ratajczak Michael Reese William Rutledge Vicki Shelton Michael Shirley Richard Sidebottom Peggy Snyder Don Stallman Ruth Streeter Lawrence Tavel Denise Thornberry Marcus Tower David Wodicka Michael Yoder Robert Yount 65 F R I E N D S Radio hack - COHTIMIRTAl TRAMWAYS Ife Blkfoni DISCOVER AMERICA STATE FARM INSURANCE j HERTZ H s l,¥jflS m T?77 S3JS tHgOMAMIM tmus ONI 10 W cAeuai. WMNAlS � u� w l 09 N(V VO«K 66 THE IUI BOOKSTORES WISH ALL 1977 GRADUATES A HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL FUTURE. ACCEPT OUR THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE AND MAY OUR SERVICES AND ASSOCIATIONS WITH YOU CONTINUE FOR MANY MORE YEARS. Congratulations from THE MARION COUNTY MEDICAL SOCIETY The more than 1,000 members of the Marion County Society extend their congratu- lations to the men and women of the Indiana University Medical School Class of 1977. We welcome you, our newest colleagues, to the profession of which we are so proud. As the most basic unit of organized medicine we extend our offer of assistance as you begin your career and advanced training and invite you to join in the benefits of our organization. Working together physicians remain a positive force for our patients and colleagues. On behalf of the physicians of Marion County we wish you continued success in meeting the challenge of medicine. Donald C. McCull Donald C. McCallum, M.D. Richard A. Brickley, M.D. Indiana University School of Medicine, Northwestern University School of Medi 1957 cine, 1947 President Chairman of the Board of Directors Services of the M. C. M. S. MCMS has just begun a new diploma and certificate laminating service for its mem- bers at substantial savings and is pleased to extend this service to this year's graduating class. A companion production of the Hippocratic Oath will also be available. For more information, call 639-3406. Services available to Intern Resident members as well as Active members include: . GROUP DISABILITY INSURANCE--rates substantially lower than the National Assication of Residents Interns' program. TRAVEL-- this year there are plans for trips to the AMA Convention in San Francisco; one week trips to London, Austria, and Ireland. ASSISTANCE--in hiring personnel. --advice on medico-economic questions. --in establishing your practice through our referral system, --free notary service. . TELEPHONE--The Medical Society Exchange, Inc. provides excellent tele- phone answering service at competitive rates. . PUBLICATIONS--you receive the monthly BULLETIN and the annual Pictorial Roster. . Through the INDIANA STATE MEDICAL ASSOCIATION--Group Health Insurance, Auto Leasing, additional travel opportunities, and publications. CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF 1977 An innovative concept in medical service facilities, combining physician rental office space on the campus of a modern hospital. ST. FRANCIS MEDICAL ARTS, INC. 1500 Albany Avenue Beech Grove, Indiana Affiliated with St. Francis Hospital Center at all Locations RAILROADMEN’S COMPLETE SERVICE FACILITIES... Every Railroadmen's office offers complete savings and loan services. So whether its opening a passbook savings account, a savings certificate, or home financing, choose the Railroadmen's location that is most convenient for you. 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VALUABLE SERVICES PROVIDED IN EVERY PHASE OF YOUR MEDICAL CAREER Financial Planning Continuity of Service (offices and associates throughout U.S.) Represent over 50 of the best life insurance companies Disability Income Plans (individual and group) Deferred Payment Plans Guaranteed Insurability Help when you go into practice including: Professional Corporations Partnership Plans Pension Planning Discussion of tax saving ideas Tom B. Brown, CLU Daniel E. Brunette Estate Planning Regional Vice Presidents 20 N. Meridian, 812 Indianapolis, Indiana 46204 Telephone: (317) 634-3534 BEST WISHES TO THE SENIORS ST. VINCENT HOSPITAL MEDICAL STAFF = % !, We follow doctors’ orders. Every year, hundreds of graduates of the Indiana University School of Medicine send gifts to Indiana University Foundation. Along with orders to use their gifts as directed for scholar- ships, loans, professor- ships, research, or general programs of the School. When you start your alumni gift-giving practice, you can count on the I.U. Foundation to follow your orders, too, for the good of the School of Medicine Fund. Indiana University Foundation Showalter House, P.O. Box 500, Bloomington, Indiana 47401 76 i CLASS OF 1977 FROM DEPARTMENT OF FAMILY PRACTICE IUMC CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF 1977 The Student Union Building and Housing Department Congratulate The Medical Class of 1977 Charles T. Stevens, CLU (317) 244-5291 For 15 Years Your AMSA PNHA Program Consultant CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF 1977 EDICAL «RODUCTS EDI - m LYf INC. Full Service Centre Medical Supplies - Pharmacy (317) 881-6733 or (317) 881-8237 637 S. State Road 135 State Road 135 Smith Valley Road Greenwood, Indiana Hours 8-8 Mon.-Sat. -Doctor Office Supplies -Ostomy Fittings and Supplies -Supportive Appliances, Fitted -Surgical Supplies -Convalescent Equipment -Inhalation and Urinary -Jobst and other fitted hosierv 78 Coke J 79 McNeil Laboratories Dr. J.L. Arbogast Dr. Aaron L. 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Torrella Dr. Lavenre B. Tubergen Dr. Eugene S. Turrell Dr. Charles J. VanTassel, Jr. Dr. Clinton S. Wainscott, Jr. Dr. Donald White Dr. G.E. Widdifield Tony Cossell, Co-Editor Frank Price Willie Portilla, Co-Editor William Howard Cogwheel 84 Special thanks to Dick Maurer (Josten American Yearbook Representative), Paula's Studios, Samuel L. Scott, III (graphic artist, Pratt Institute of Art, Brooklyn), and Don Ent - - without them this book would have been only a dream.