Indiana University School of Medicine - Caduceus Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

Text from Pages 1 - 70 of the 1973 volume:

Indiana University School of Medicine Faculty Medical Class of 1973 Indiana University Medical Center 1100 West Michigan Indianapolis, Indiana It is my distinct pleasure to extend congratulations to the Class of 1973. During your four years at the I.U. School of Medicine, you have played a responsi- ble role and have contributed much to our many pro- grams. You have observed a considerable change in the facilities, faculty, and new educational programs during the years of 1969 through 1973. To cite a few examples, the new University and Riley Hospitals were opened and construction was begun on the new Regenstrief Health Center. Members of your class have played a key role in implementing our education- al programs at the Centers of Medical Education at Purdue University and at Notre Dame University. The members of your class who have served on the Medi- cal School Committees have helped substantially in the improvement and change of the curriculum. You are to be commended for your performance as third year students in the National Board Examination, re- quired for the first time at your School. Over 90% of your class enrolled in one or more fourth year elec- tives off campus. The physicians of Indiana have been very complimentary about your knowldege, profes- sional manner, and skills. In conclusion, may I charge each of you to play a Glennw. Irvin, Jr., M.D., Dean continuing and responsible role in seeking solutions to Indiana University School of Medicine the important questions facing your School of Medi- cine and our profession. For example, is medical education relevant to the needs of all of the people for health care? Is the physician manpower shortage and distribution of physicians effectively being corrected? Is there really a commitment to the education of pri- mary care physicians and where should this education be conducted? What should be the role of the Medical School and Medical Center in new and expanded models of health care service? What is the respective role of the Medical School and the communities of the state in regard to the dis- tribution of physicians? What must the school and the profession do in regard to the con- tainment of the cost of health care, peer review, periodic licensure of physicians, resi- dency training in community hospitals, continuing education, creation of new health careers, and improvement of the humanism or the art of medicine? Best wishes to all of you. Glenn W. Irwin, Jr., M.D. Dean, School of Medicine MEDICAL tECOED PATIENT’S PROBLEM LIST IMPOtTAgJ - DO NOT USE ABBREVIATIONS. This form may be used for inpatient patient-members and outpatients. Upon DISCHARGE, place farm ia the Medical Record folder (Type U) beneath the VA Form 10-1000 or 10-1000a. Upon READMISSION, amove form and place with caneat records on ward. PROBLEM NUMBER APPROX. 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Eugene Klatte, M.D. Professor G Chairman Radiology Rosco Miller, M.D. Professor, Radiology Charles Fisch, M.D. Professor, Internal Medi- cine James Meadows, M.D. Professor, Medicine James Higgins, M.D. Professor, Internal Medi- cine r Gareth Gilkey, M.D. Professor, Internal Medi- cine Robert Rohn, M.D. Professor, Internal Medi- _____ cine Victor Hackney, M.D. Professor, Dermatology Virgin Stoclting, M.D. Professor G Chairman Anesthesiology Richard Powell, M.D. Professor, Internal Medi- cine M6403200 INDIANA UNIVERSITY HOSPITALS HISTO Dote Arthur White, M.D. Professor, Internal Medicine Medical Class of 1973 Indiana University Medical Center 1100 West Michigan Indianapolis, Indiana Don Humphreys, M.D. Professor, Internal Medicine A.-L. 1) I a. A_1 CL P I) S j.laaiAaJ' t jit {Ltfsfcjsnjf ; ) Senior Day April 13, 1973 CLASS ANNOUNCEMENTS by El Supremo May I have your attention please .... I have a couple of claw announcement to make. First, regarding Bob Jahnkc's micro notes dated Nov. 12--Dr. Shrigly informed me that on the second page, the fifth line that reads, 'Pts. with shigallosis will often get the shits' should be changed to 'Pts. with shigallosis will often note the onset of diarrheal stools.' Second, we still haven't gotten back the walnut plaque or the ceramic duck taken from the I.V. club house at the first class party. The management .would appreciate the prompt return of these two items as would the students who signed the rental agreement and now face legal action. Third, I'd like to thank the Supreme Committee for the Literary Enlightenment and Continuing Education of the People who put this program together and who share equally in the glory and blame. They are 'Jim Heinrich, Dick Larmorc, Dale Terrell, Gary Hippcnstcel, Chris Rchmc, Ralph Waters, Dave Bash, and Gary Hagstrom. Fourth, this program is rated (R). No one under 18 will be allowed to listen without accompaning parent, guardian or medicine staff man. Senior Day is a Cary Hagstrom Produc- tion intended solely for the use of seniors. Any publication, reproduction or other use of the contents herein without the express written consent of the Committee for Literary Enlighten- ment and Continuing Education is strictly prohibited. Now, I'd like to present our esteemed El Scqundo, Gary Hagstrom who will present the CPC for your enlightenment and edification. Thanks, Chris. I realize that, in the past, Senior Day has been dominated with an air of frivolity and hilarity; with certain pungent remarks aimed at the faculty and institution. In fact, it would be said that flagrant castration of egoes was attempted in the past. However, I feel that this year we arc presented with an opportunity, an opportunity to begin a new tradition for Senior Day, befitting the station in life we are now assuming. It is with that goal in mind, that we, the organizers of Senior Day, have prepared a tantalizing, mentally masturbating CPC to test the minds of all. Assisting me today will be representatives of several exemplary depts. of this institution. First, representating Medicine (courtesy of the Renal Dept) The Spirit of Senior Day NIRMP Results Require a Special State of Mind And Those Who Could Still Eat Loaded Up that bastion of humility, the man many of us hold dear to our hearts, Dickie Hotdog. Next, representating Surgery, Cod's right hand man, H.B. Shoeless. Representating Radiology, the master of anal sphincters, Roscoe B.E. Driller. Representing Pathology, just back from a recruiting tour of the Far East, Josh Edwing. And last, and in this case least, representing the Dept, of Psychiatry, that tall, gallant, fair-haired warrior of the tennis courts, Toner Overbearing. I want to thank you gentlemen for attempting to assist us today. This S6 y o w female presented to the MCCH ER at 3 a.m. for the 34th time, with a chief complaint of dyspareunia. On preliminary exam, the senior acting intern noted a globe and anchor tatooed on her mons pubis and the pt. was immediately shipped (otherwise blown) to the VA Hospital. However, upon arrival at the VA the pt. failed to salute the picture of our glorious President, and she was immediately returned to the MCCH. However, upon closer questioning by the senior acting intern it was learned that the pt. knew initimatcly the 101st division Screaming Eagles and an immediate double-reverse dump was per- formed as the pt. was returned to the VA for admission. DATA BASE: This 56 y o ?w female was previously employed at the Rainbow Room on Mass. Ave. where she first came to medical attention. CC: Everytimc I have intersection my Virginia hurts PRESENT ILLNESS: The pt. dates the onset of symptoms from the death of her husband (from self-inflicted gunshot wounds) approximately six years prior to admission. Three months after her husband's demise, while attending a VFW card party at the Slovenian Home, the gentleman she was playing with, sought her attentions. Upon her third attention, she noticed the onset of the symptoms. Pt described this as a Twinge between my bronical tubes and below my Aspar- gus . This uncomportablc feeling was unrelated to position, time of day (or night) or level of consciousness. Upon closer questioning, her symptoms were exacerbated by certain foods including: Chiquita Bananas, Oscar Meyer all meat weiners, and cucumbers (in season). The symptoms were noted to recur approximately three months later when the pt. was overcome with emotion at the Friday night wrestling match and threw herself on the turnbucklc. Early in the course of her disease the pt. obtained relief of symptoms by the use of liberal combination therapy of Massingails douch powder the Prep. H. However, the pt. was unable to continue the therapy because it tasted bad and made me vomik . The symptoms were noted to recurr paroxsysmally over the next five years while the pt. was entertaining the troops at the USO canteen. In the last two years, the pt. noticed a decrease in the frequency of exacerbations concomitant with a 69 kg. wt. gain, which the pt. attributed to a mctabulation defect in her glands. On the night of March 1, 1973, upon reading a health capsule note from True Confessions on the incidence of scleroderma and dyspareunia, she decided to seek medical attention. PAST MEDICAL HX: The pt. had the usual childhood diseases including frontal bossing, sabershins, Hutchinson's incisors, anencephaly and gonococcal pharyngitis and otitis media. Surgery includes removal of a nine battery Evcr-rcady scaled beam flashlight at age thirteen from the rectum. No serious accidents or injuries, except bilateral palmar rope bums in attempting to assist husband in first suicide attempt. The pt. has no allergies except to super-thin latex. On no meds except as in the P. I.. SOCIAL HX: Drinks one bottle vanilla extract daily for a sore throat. She also drinks $ case of Hudepohl per day. The pt. rolls her own Bull-Durhams with a hundred pack year history. The pt. denies the use of drugs. FAMILY HX: Father died at age 32 of tertiary ives. Mother is alive and well and performing nightly at the Rainbow Room. There is a strong family history of cirthosis and chronic pancreatitis. Thcr is one brother with two heads in a local side show, who died at age 42 of acute schizophrenia. One son is alive and well and recently had a starring role in the movie Deliverance playing a Banjo. SEXUAL HX: Menarche--agc 6. First intercourse—age S. First intercourse with a human—age 7. First intercourse outside the family--age 10. PHYSICAL EXAM HEENT: Oligoccphalic with cracked pot tympany, nasal septum remarkable in its absence. Amphibian nicitating membrane noted over both eyes. Pharynx revealed Prep H exudate. The neck was webbed. CHEST: Paroxsysmally undulating pendulous breasts. Tatcoes of army over left nipple area, navy over right nipple area. Dark green moss was noted on the north side of each breast. Effervescent breath sounds were heard over all lung fields. HEART: PMI was not appreciated. A grade III VI SEM was not heard at the LSB. ABD: The battle of Pearl Harbor was tatooed in living color on the abdomen. The liver was percussed one centimeter above the iliac crest. A grade III VI irregularly irregular flatulent bruit was heard over the LLQ. EXT: 3+ pitting edema. No reflexes. RECTAL=PELVIC: Deferred to the Junior student. He found on rectal severe thumb sized hemorrhoids. Pelvis revealed a Drosophilia fruit fly colony covering the external genitalia which prevented further examination. HOSPITAL COURSE: On the day following admission, the pt. arrived in her room and received three stat baths. The pt. was sent for a stat Cl series and was found three days later in the X-ray Dept, with the IV in her left arm clotted, and the folcy infusing well into her right arm. The pt. was returned to the ward where no urine output was recorded for a period of ten minutes and an emergency Renal consult was obtained. Peritoneal dialysis was begun thru the battleship Arizona without complications. The following day the pt. was sent, in a moribund state, to PT for her q2h vibrator therapy. The pt. was found dead in bed one hour later with half a banana in her hand. PERTINENT LAB DATA: Cyclic AMP levels of Skein's gland were 123 Bell units. Bartholin gland vein prostaglandins A and E were 126 and 125 respective- ly. Vaginal K+ levels were 1.4, 1.3, 0.3, 1.6, 1. 1, and l.S. Serum lytes were Na-133, K-4.0, Cl-109, and Co2-2S. As it was over the weekend three SMA-12's were drawn but not returned to the ward. Uterine artery blood gasses were p02-3S, pC02-3S, and pH 7.44. The stool was hemc+, also stool cor- proporphyins were 12, fecal fats 138, stool ccreuloplasm were 13.3, 16.7 and 17.8 per level teaspoon. Most significantly analysis of the Drosophilia fruit flics were as follows: Total number 49; 16 grey, 33 black, 12 with two white eyes, 25 with one white eye and one red eye, and 12 with two red eyes; forty had 4 legs and nine had 5 legs. Now Dr. Overbearing would you like to comment on this pts. psychiatric exam. TONER OVERBEARINC: I guess that I want to thank you for the opportunity to discuss this patient today. Although I must confess that I had other plans. I was going to go out toshow my overbearing; that is, if no policemen were around. Nevertheless, I have noted that in some past years my specialty has been ignored except for some blank (make that blank blank ) doggerel aimed in my direction. In view of the recognition that one must consider the whole pa- tient, I am happy to digress. I have a certain degree of competence to discuss dyspareunia, even if I never have experienced it myself--! mean, you don't have to be crazy to talk about insanity, although most of the sophomore students feel that it helps. Most of my patients have dyspareunia, at least they have had when I have, ah, uh, ah, seen thcm--profcssionally that is. I feel that this patient's problems began when she lost her father in 1937. She tells me that her nights became much lonlicr then, and she began having this recurrent rather pleasant dream that he was with her. She states that she often awoke trom these dreams right in the middle of a rapid eye movement--with a pleasant warm glow over most of her body. Much of the remainder of her life, especially the last few years, has been spent attempting to replace him. Insofar as I could determine from the chart, no one had attempted to perform a mental status exam on the patient. Perhaps the previous dx of anencephaly persuaded them of the futility of this procedure. Since people in my profession arc very familiar, one might even say, comfortable, with futility, I filled this gap in the patient's work up. Appearencc attitude'and behavior were normal except that she was fat, unkempt, leering constantly, and exposed herself frequently. Affect was low and flat with occassional peaks. Thought processes were unremarkable except for their absence. Thought content was disgusting. Pt had a persistent delusion that I wanted her body. Intellectual function--Pt. was oriented x 1. She knew that I was a doctor. I must confess that it took me a while to remember that she was right. Memory for remote cvcms was fair and I hope that it was bad for recent events because if she had really been doing what she says she was, she really needs hclp--or a blind sailor. : I ! Intellectual capacity testing was stopped on serial seven's; also on serial three's, two's and one's. judgement must be poor; she came to us for help. Insight into the nature of her problem failed when her vaginal secretions conodcd the batteries on the flashlight she was using t-� view them. In summary, dyspareunia is frequently a sign of subconscious conflict and it must be so in this lady, since all of her mental processes arc subconscious, no evidence of consciousactivity being detectable. Dr. Driller could you present the X-rays. Dr. BOSCO DRILLER: Than! you! Damn! Who did that film? It doesn't matter because the SOB is going to be out of the program anyway. The first thing that impressed me about this KUB was that there were two definite abdominal masses. The largest is a pedunculated cystic mans consistent with but not diagnostic of a beer bottle. Notice how the colon is dilated around the mass with the conspicious absence of Haustral markings or a classic Hudepohl sign. The trained eye of the radiologist is also able to spot a subtle air fluid level in the bottle with approximately 3 cm of foam at the air-fluid Interface. The radiopaque mass at the proximal end of the mass is probably what? (senior student). That's right it's the cap--sign that guy up for the program. A recent study in the latest Paraguayan Journal of Applied and Creative Radiology indicates that 98v: of all closed beer bottle rectal inclusions are due to traumatic insertion of Hudeophl bottles through the anal sphincter. This makes a lot of sense if you've ever tasted Hudepohl. Now we have one more mass to consider. This seems to be lying anterior to the larger mass and is in all probability a vaginal inclusion body which arc not at all uncommon in S6 y 0 retired WAC's. The only thing that bothered me about it was that it was inserted transversely to the vagina rather than maintaining the usual longitudinal line. We attempted a hysterosalpingogram but elected to abort the procedure when three first year residents were seriously injured by hordes of swarming fruit flies, while trying to infuse the dye. This vaginal mass is approximately 17 cm in its longest � xis by 4 cm in its narrowest axis. It is ellipsoidal in shape except for a rather large semilunar defect in one eix’. After discussing this with my colleagues, I have come to the conclusion that, inview of this lady's history and nutritional state, this mass could easily be interpreted as a half-eaten banana. Some difficulty was encountered in taking the chest film; however, the Argon National Laboratory was kind enough to let us use their accelerator to pro- duce a beam of sufficient intensity to penetrate through this pt's. breast shadows. Marke J congenital malformations of the pectoral girdle arc noted presenting a picture similar to what you would sec in a 450 pound amphibian. The ttachea is midline but the carina is rotated 90 with the bifurcation being in an AP plane. The mediastinum is normal except that it contains embryonic rudiments of gills. The lungs show the changes of markedly advanced COLD with what looks to be charcoal briquetts in the base of each alveolus. Probably an effect of chronic Bull Durham inhalation. The heart is normal except for the fact that it has 3 chambers. The only other radiographic abnormality is enlargement of the PIP joint of each thumb-again a reflection of her frog like development. I'm sorry that we don't have an IVP or mammogram to show you, however, the stupid medicine intem didn't have enough sense to schedule the IVP before the Lower Cl, and there wasn't enough film in the department to attempt a mammogram in so large a scale. In summary, the radiographic findings of beer bottle megacolon, oligoccphaly, toad-like chest, and cmbryologic development arrested at the level of an amphibian, in Use face of paradoxical dyspareunia, is consistent with, and practically diagnostic of, Andrews-Armstrong syndrome. The dyspareunia found so often in Andrew-Armstrong is due to the pt's. congenital lack of carbonic anhydrase and the resultant vaginal dehydration. Dr. Hotdog, do you have any pertinent comments. DR HOTDOG: Thank you Cary. Not a bad diagnosis, Dr. Driller, for a man who spends half his life In a dark room getting his DNA fractured. But being a former stupid medicine intern I prefer to look at facts rather than shadows. The main rule in the practice of medicine is that in the face of any serious disease always consider the kidneys first.Rather than confuse the students with a lot of useless information, I think 1 should take some time to dispense with Dr. Driller's amusing but quite inaccurate diagnosis. The changes in this unfortunate woman's pectoral girdle arc explained easily by a 69 kg wt. gain imposed on bones weakened by the scourge of renal rickets. Andrew-Armstrong syndrome is always accompanied by a fecal ccruloplasm of less than 13.1 nanograms of ceruloplasm per level teaspoon of stool. However, the woman in question never once had a level below 13. 3 on the nine separate occassions I sent my senior student to extract a level teaspoon of stool from her rectum. I might also add that never once did he encounter rectal glass. The carinal shift is easily accounted for by an enlarge left kidney pushing up on a hyper- plastic left adrenal gland which in turn elevates an already engorged spleen thereby rupturing the left hemidiaphragm and displacing the contents of the left hemithorax anteriorly, or the so-called Klattc-Domino effect. A careful history on the patient revealed her bilateral thumb enlargement was not due to some congenital malformation, but rather was due to her predeliction for ambidexterous bowling. I chose to disregard this lady's cardiac abnormalities as the heart only serves to pump blood to the kidney's anyway. I might also point out that some original work done by Dr. Charles C.I. Johnstool of this institution in the insertion of beer bottles into the rectum of volunteer Junior medical students completely refutes the results of the Paraguayan Hudepohl study. Just one further point to completely dispell Dr. Driller's erroneous diagnosis. Andrew-Armstrong syndrome is always associated with a fetal amphibiglobin level of 7.S cr greater. I had my senior student draw serum amphibiglobin levels along with serum creatinine levels every 10 minutes times 48 hrs. consectively and never once did the level rise above 7.S . . . although on 105 separate occassions it did hit 7.4. We were unable to obtain follow-up levels after these initial studies as the pt. developed marked hypovolemic shock and the senior student transferred to dental school. Having dispensed with the Andrews-Armstrong syndrome, I think if would behoove us to consider a differential diagnosis of dyspareunia. This would include: 1) Andrew-Armstrong syndrome 2) Vaginal bananaopathy 3) Vaginal dehydration 2 to prostaglandin secreting tumor of Bartholin gland 4) Chronic Drosophilities 5) That recently described syndrome that I'm sure Dr. Daly would want me to mention i.c. pscudodyspareunia 6) Finally, primary idiopathic urethral hypertrophy Concerning the first, I have, as already mentioned, disproved that obsurdity. The second diagnosis of Vaginal bananaopathy can be ruled out in this case by the vaginal K+ levels of less than 2.5 on 7 different occasions--in spite of the fact that bananas arc high potassium fruits; as opposed to New York hairdressers who are low K+ fruits. It is also noteworthy that this pt. did not have marked clitoral jaundice--a sine qua non of bananaopathy. The Bartholin prostaglandin tumor theory is a very interesting possibility. However, in the pt. the Skene gland cyclic AMP levels was less than 200. But more important the Bartholin gland vein prostglandin level was markedly low at 125. Therefore, this possibility is very unlikely. The physical finding of a Drosophilia colony on the external genitalia, I believe, is a red herring in this case. Unpublished results from the Bent Peter Brigham shows that the half-life of 4-legged drosophilia is only 30 minutes, while that of 5-legged fruit flies is one year. The differential count of 40 four legged and 9 five legged fruit flies makes the diagnosis of chronic drosophilities an impossibility in this pt. That, Dr. Driller, is what I mean by facts rather than shadows. Although pseudodyspareunia must be a consideration, and recent research done at this institution has confirmed that this disease is endemic to Central Indiana, upondiligent probing it was found, however, that it occured only in adolescent student nurses and is frequently called the I've never done anything like this before syndrome. Now we come to what I think is the diagnosis. We have thus far overlooked the ten minutes of anuria in this pt. Personal direct communication with Ham- burger has allowed me to gain information about a patient of his. This pt. had acute urinary retention of 10 minutes duration and chronic dyspareunia. At autopsy she was found to have complete obstruction of the urethra with secondary narrowing of the vaginal orifice caused by urethral hypertrophy. I believe this to be the case in this pt.: i.e. primary idiopathic urethral hyperplasia. firr-i The patient experiences incon- flA , . u . . rr , tinence of stool sixty times a And here we have the classic Hudepohl Sign : Dick Larmore as Boscoe Driller Shoeless minute : Jim Heinrich as H.B. Thank you very much. I certainly hope you've learned something from my enlightening presentation. My Cod, Doctor Shoeless, we almost forgot you, could we have your comments. HARRY SHOELESS, M.D: For the benefit of the Junior clerks I am standing up, so you can sec me. Having personally seen, while at the Hopkins and New Haven, over fifty of these cases, all private of course, I feel somewhat of an expert. Let me relate an interesting personal incident. May I ask the birthplace of this lady, for, and if I may digress a bit, there is a syndrome described by the late Harv Cushon that occurs only in people of eastern descent, who have trained, so to speak, in the East, and who have come to the attention of the Hopkins. Harv first described the syndrome in a lady similar to the one previously described. Cushon had an idea that the problem was the lady's questionable intellect. Cushon decided to test his hypothesis by presenting to the lady three photographs, one of her Virginia as she calls it (Robert E. Lee will never be the same) one of her rectum and one of the Grand canyon, the latter showing a remarkable resemblance to the former, both being wide, deep and be- coming increasingly polluted. Upon seeing these pictured and in following the normal procedure for Hopkins people, a double blind study was done. The three pictures were posted in Dr. Cushon's office. Dr. Cushon and the lady in question filled in their answer sheets and it was found that although the lady was unable to distinguish her Virginia from her rectum, the greater fault lay with Harv who couldn't tell her ass from the bole in the ground. Which may I ask you, is the worst? One the one hand Harv had no symptomatology, at least he was no different from the other Hopkins people, but on the other hand, extreme pain could result if this lady didn't know her orifices. If, as stated in the physical exam on this patient, the lady had thumb-sized hemorrhoids extreme dy- spareunia, or to coin a phrase, dyspareunia in a no, would be the result. What to do foe this lady. Will someone please help me!!! (Senior Student: What about surgery, Dr. Shoeless? ) Thank Cod for reminding me! Not having done surgery on more than forty of these ladies with dyspareunia, I can state that the operation of choice is the Big Shu Swing. The operation, If you're not all familiar with it by now, is done by preparing the fascia lata In the usual manner. A one way valve prosthesis is then formed by techniques I have previously described in my open heart cases, and the valve is inserted in ano, where I may interject, it does better than in the heart. The valve functions extremely well in one direction. The patient is able to defecate when ever she wants, and the valve does not permit any foreign bodies to enter the rectum. Mortality from this procedure is comparable to most, with three of forty sur- viving. There is an interesting complication of this operation if the pt. survives. It is the syndrome called the post- valve in ano replacement dumping syndrome. For some unknown reason the valve synchronizes with the heart, and the pt. experiences incontinence of stool sixty times a minute. One very interesting pt. died in less than five minutes while having an attack of PAT. The pt. expired rapidly when she tried to break the attack by a Valsalva maneuver. Getting back to the pt. at hand, I feel Dr. Hotdog made a bold attempt at being complete by including the diagnosis of pscudodyspareunia. However, he did fail to mention pscudopscudodysparcunia. This syndrome is characterized by the primary target organ being the rectum instead of the vagina, or in other words, the pt. has orifices screwed up, as in the case presented. Although there is no known surgical cure for this affliction, I would beg your indulgence to propose a definitive surgical procedure. That being a complete surgical transpo- sition of die great orifices. This most unfortunate pt., I feel, suffered from this dread disease of pscudopscudodyspareunia and could have been saved by surgical transposition of her orifices had she only been sent to me in time. Dr. Edwing, might we now hear what the autopsy showed. Dr. JOSH EDWINC:Thank you, Mr. Scutmonger. A most interesting clinical presentation, gentlemen. However, as is usual, the final diagnosis awaits the pathologist. A brief pathological report on this patient reveals that the body—was gross! Examination of the body cavaties revealed that the thorasic cavity contained no free fluid and the thorasic viscera had their normal anatomic lo- cations. The pericardial cavity contained lOcc of clear yellow serous fluid and the great vessels entered and exited the heart in their normal anatomic fashion. Examination of the abdominal cavity revealed no free fluid was present, and the abdominal viscera had their normal anatomic location and relationships. Examination of the body organs revealed the following pathologic abnormalities: 1) Feces embedded under the right index fingernail just distal to splinter hemorrhage. 2) Mctastic Drosophil colonics to the major viscera. 3) Massive, thrombosed internal hemorrhoids. 4) Scleral yellowing. 5) Splenic hypertrophy. 6) A peculiar yellowish soft friable substance in the lung periphery. 7) i of a banana transversely oriented in the vagina; this banana was of undetermined brand ... at this point 8) One, slightly decomposed Hudepohl beer bottle, rusted cap intact, in the distal rectosigmoid. 9) Interestingly the urethra was markedly atrophied. 10) Most interestingly--riding the bifurcation of the great pulmonary arteries was a saddle-shaped, squishy soft, yellowish thrombus. Microscopic exam revealed a bluish-colored paper residue located on the external surface of the thrombus. Histologic study of step sections embedded in paraffin revealed the architecture of the squishy soft yellow thrombotic mass to be of South American origin. On further exam of the bluish-colored paper residue by gas chromatography, a diffusion pattern was found to be absolutely diagnostic. Therefore, the only possible cause of death in this poor unfortunate S6 year old woman is that of CHIQUITA BANANA EMBOLUS!! I thank you, suh! AWARDS The Small Town Boy as Toner O. Here I stand, stool in hand . . Gary Hippensteel I hope you are now beginning to get a glimmer of the station in life we arc about to achieve. Now that we have attained this pinnacle of our careers, it is only fitting that we honor those persons or group of persons who have most influenced our lives, and directed our footsteps toward this manifest destiny. Or to express it another way, we now sec clearly the paths before us only be standing-on the shoulders of giants who have gone before us. And stand we shall. We feel it only fitting that these giants should be honored today for their achievements. There have been many traditional awards presented, for which this year we find many deserving recipients. Nevertheless, outstanding achievement in other categories must also be recognized. Therefore, we are initiating several new awards. (Editor’s note: Unfortunately, we have only space to list the winners of the awards.) SMFTAMJ (or Sh—, man, F------, That ain't my job). MCGH nurses aides -- for excellence in lassitude and total disrespect or the patients' welfare and for vivid imagination in fabricating T, P, R and B P's. The JAUNDICED JOCKSTRAP AWARD for the Least Supporting Faculty. Dr. Diamond Jim Carter for outstanding achievement in the use of National Boards to flunk students (A man as useful as the top button on Bob Waters' shirt). The BEAUTYREST-SOMINEX-SEALY POSTUREFtDIC AWARD for Excellence in Soporific Lecturing. Representing the basic science department, that mask- like face, the keeper of the cupboard, Jesse Hubbard. The CORY JANE SERVAAS MEMORIAL GOLDEN PRICK AWARD for those women who arc associated with medicine and know the least, contribute ne least and need most the golden prick to while away the lonely hours. The sultry South African siren, Shirley Sicw, for her heretofore unmatched ability to interject Apartheid into a discussion of Rheumatic Fever. The PREVENTIVE MEDICINE AWARD for the doctor or group of doctors who has prevented the most medicine from being practiced during our clinical careers. Those sieves of admission, those titans of triage - the admitting doctors of the V.A. CAPIT IN ANO For explicit and detailed presentation of live patient at a Biochemistry CPC— Wolfgang Zieman The ZOLLINGER-OCHSNER-WACENSTEEN HUMILITY AND TACT AWARD for that staff man who seems the most humble at all times. Merrill Ritter, that lightening-booted lover of laminar flow, that prosthetic hip humself. The RATS DESERTINC THE SINKING SHIP AWARD. Behnke, Nassar, Shoemaker, Shires, Dequaseda, Tyler, Hickman, Vance, Trigstad C Ross. Winner. Reverend Roy ANUS EQUINUS For his mild-mannered, long-suffering, understanding and tolerant attitude toward the houstaffs inadequacies, that former gum-gardener him- self— Stuart Kleit. HONORABLE MENTIONS included: Dr. Warren Andrews for that famous advice on how to keep the stork from landing - shoot it in the air! Dr. Sherman Minton for his well-known line: Yes, Virginia, there is an endotoxin. Dr. Edward Shrigley: a platter of pasture patties for his infamous moo-cow questions. Dr. Dave Challoncr: for his suave pearly whites, a year's supply of Ultta-Brite. B-dc. B-dc, t-t-t-t-th-th-that's all, Folks! for Porky Powell. KEEP A STICKIN HARRY THE SHOE If a tendon's in your road Keep a stickin Forget the screaming little toad Keep a stickin For your sheets will not be parted Till you get the I.V. started So rather than be too faint-hearted Keep a stickin If the spine is ankylosed Keep a stickin And your needle is thrombosed Keep a stickin For though the Stroker's brain is gone Your res wants spinal fluid drawn If you have to stay up till dawn Keep a stickin Despite the vessel it may be Keep a stickin Be it vein or artery Keep a stickin The coulter counter doesn't care If the blood is full of air And your beer's at home in Frigedaire So keep a stickin I.V.'S IN THE NIGHT to the tune of STRANGERS IN THE NIGH I.V. 's in the night We're starting I.V.'s I.V. 's in the night We're starting I.V.'s Aiming in the dark To find a vein that's true We;ve been up all night, Exchanging curses Wondering in the night Where are the nurses When it's time to staff How will we make it through Internships are fun Exciting lives we live All day and all night too Without our wives and gals that we love oh so true To bad we never knew Residency's a year away We know we'll never see that day Our terns start the I.V. 's while we are sleeping Draw the TEC's While we are sleeping It turns out so right For interns in the night. The Morons” Perform The Ballad of Merrill Ritter Half an inch, half an inch, Half an inch through Straight through the sternum Cracked Harry the Shoe. OH! Lord, please help me guide this blade; I'm the only hope that's left, he said. Into the thorax Plunged Harry the Shoe. My God, this man is gonna die; Is there no one who can help but I? The students knew that Stocking had blundered. Theirs was not to make reply, Theirs was not to reason why. Theirs was but to retract or die. The pts. blood loss Approached thirteen hundred. Bleeders to the right of him, Bleeders to the left of him, Bleeders in front of him spurted and blew; The field obscured with red blood cells, Boldly he cut and well. Into the atrium Into the ventricle Stormed Harry the Shoe. Flashed he his scalpel bare, Flashed hemostats in laminar air, Bovieing the bleeders there; Changing a mitral valve While the internists mutter. Slicing sundry vegetations, Cracking grisly calcifications, Mitral leaflets Reeling from his wild gyrations Shattered and Sundered. The blood loss rapidly Approached nintccn hundred. Bleeders to the right of him, Bleeders to the left of him, Bleeders behind him spurted and blew. Still he fought on and on, Fought with wire and ethicron Back through the sanquine mess That was once a fairly normal chest Closed our noble hero, Harry the Shoe. When can his glory fade And those reckless Commissurotomies made As internist mutter! Honor all the vascular crew Honor more, Harry the Shoe, The Honeysuckle cutter. The Jaundiced Jockstrap Award Flutters Briefly in the Hot Air from Below THE FOUR-YEAR HINDSIGHT GUARANTEED MED-SCHOOL BLUES to the tune of YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE YOUR LOVE AWAY Here I stand, Stool in hand, Some more stuck on the wall; Kneeling down, I hear the sound, A hawker, being born.... Hey, you got to hide your face away Hey, you'll get your face and white coat sprayed. Later on the labs are drawn- Blue and pink and red. An aide comes in and steps on them; I beat him on his head— Hey, you got to hide your labs away Hey, you got to guard them where they lay A drunk comes in, you jump on him And save his worthless ass; Then you hear He's had some beer Home on his weekend pass. Hey, you got to blow those gomes away And hey, send them to Marion V.A. Some nurses come and some may go; Most of them hardly move. Whether there's a Bett cell there Is sometimes hard to prove. Hey, they'll cut your brand-new I.V. down Hey, they'll let it run out on the ground. Now I stand, M.D. in hand, Finally made the grade. So I hear that Nixon dear's Gonaa socialize my trade. Hey, you had it made but look again Hey, now you can work, but never spend. THOUGHTS OF VIOLENCE to the tunc of SOUNDS OF SILENCE Hello, Comer my old friend I've come to see you once again Because my bell boy loudly beeping Has once again kept me from sleeping And the nurse says you've eaten your IV So she calls me Provoking thoughts of violence This morning as you took your bath You pulled out your foley Oath As I attempted to rcanchor For urination you did hanker And vour mind set your bladder sphincter free You pissed on me Provoking thoughts of violence On a tragic and fateful night. He put his shoe beneath his bed, said his prayers and finally Planned to sleep till the dawn was bright. It was a Code 99 Yes, a Code 99. And Charlie awoke with a start (rather sudden) For he had been summoned to Comer Bay To start up a gomcr's heart Charlie swung rather wide past the cafeteria As he headed toward the ICU When he got there the nurse said it was a surg'ry patient; Charlie wasn't sure quite what to do. It was a Code 99 Yes, a Code 99. And Charlie awoke with a start at 1 a. m. For he had been summoned to Comer Bay To start up a gomer's heart Now all night long Charlie pounds on his thorax Crying, Please get the Isuprel; Please help me restart this poor gomer's heart And get him on the path to health. It was a code 99 Yes, a Code 99. And Charlie awoke with a start (and started running) For he had been summoned to Comer Bay To start up a gomer's heart Charlie kept on massaging the poor gomcr's chest Till it was a quarter past two When into Gomer Bay burst the surgery resident, Crying, Who in the hell arc you? It is a Code 99 Yes, a Code 99 And I've been doing my part (quite a lot) For I have been summoned to Corner Bay to start up your Gomer's heart Now you class of '73, don't you think it's a scandal To spend all night in such a way Leave heroics to heroes Enter Radiology! And stay away from Gomer Bay... NIRMP Results Require a Special State of Mind At noon your liver seized your brain So from my lunch I did abstain As you turned a saffron yellow I thought of my uneaten jello During supper from your stomach I lavaged Some Dermassage As I had thoughts of violence And Those Who Could Still Eat Loaded Dr. Ritter Receives His Very Own Humility and Tact Award In the few hours you let me sleep One precious dream I fondly keep That your hand so wildly flapping Even now as I lay napping Is a sign that from my service soon you'll fly And wave good-bye Stopping my thoughts of violence BALLAD OF MERRIL RITTER to the tunc of THE BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT At IUPUI there is a doc Who dcfibrillatcs hearts without a shock Who can heal the blind and raise the dead And do a total hip while standing on his head Merril, Merril Ritter King of the orthopods Merril, Merril Ritter Second son of Got! Before Merril came, we had an awful state With America's worst infection rate But he's better than all; he'll tell you so 'cause he's got yellow-stripped boots and laminar flow! Merril, Merril Ritter Slicing in laminar flow Merril, Merril Ritter Never gets osteo. One day an old lady was crossing a street When a truck knocked her down and broke both her feet No infection set in cause Merril did his best But now one leg walks east and the other walks west Merril, Merril Ritter Surgeon without par Merril, Merril Ritter Doesn't even leave a scar Now you may laugh at Merril's clothes At his big green hood, and black exhaust hose But Merril Ritter doesn't give a care 'cause it helps blow out some of his hot air Merril, Merril Ritter Tells it like it fs Merril, Merril Ritter The right way is always his WON'T YOU COME HOME ROY BEHNKE to the tune of WON'T YOU COME HOME BILL BAILEY Won't you come home, Roy Behnke Won't you come home Glen moans the whole day long You'll chair the whole department, you'll be top man I know I done you wrong Larramore's an awful speaker, puts me to sleep Inspiring as a one pound stone Walt Daly, I'll fire Even George Lukemcyer Roy Behnke, won't you please come home We'll come to lecture (Roy Behnke, won't you please come come home) We'll fix your Valiant (Roy Behnke, won't you please come home) We'll spell you name right (Roy Behnke, won't you please come home) We'll take good historys (Roy Behnke, won't you please come home) We'll beat on bellies (Roy Behnke, won't you please come home) No shifting dullness (Roy Behnke, won't you please come home) We'll wear our white coats (Roy Behnke, won't you please come home) We're down on our knees, and Walters says: Please— Roy Behnke, won't you please come home Dean Irwin Is Probably Asking Gary for the Lyrics to Won't You Come Home, Roy Behnke? First Choice! With Only Two Available Telephones, the Lines Could Get a Little Long While One Waited to Tell the World Where He Would Be Next Year COMER BAY to the tune of THE MTA These arc times that try men's souls. In the course of our group's history the class of '73 has rallied bravely when- ever gomer's lives have been threatened. Tonight a new crisis has arisen; the Marion County Intensive Care Unit, better known as Comer Bay is attempting to break your spirit by calling codes at hours best used to dream in. Classmates, hear me out; this could happen to you! Well, let me tell you the story of a student named Charlie INTERNSHIP AS ClASS OF 1: Abram, Robert M. Acher, Charles W. Aguilar, John R. Akin, Daniel P. Babcock, George K. Banning, Rosemary Barber, Michael J. Barnes, David M. Barnes, Lawrence R., Jr. Bash, David L. Batti, James A. Beck, Robert D. Beesley, Richard R. Belanger, Robert A. Belshaw, James W. Bevers, Mark M. Black, Kenneth A. Blair, Keith D. Blakely, James P. 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Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 St. Joseph's Hospital, South Bend, Indiana Good Samaritan Hospital, Los Angeles, California 90017 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 University Hospitals, Columbus, Ohio 43205 University of Michigan Affiliated Hosps., Ann Arbor, Mich. Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, In. Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, In. Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Barnes Hospital, St. Louis, Missouri 63110 University of Miami Affiliated Hosps., Miami, Fla Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Marion County General Hospital, Indianapolis, In. 46202 University of Colorado Affiliated Hosps., Denver, Colo. St. Joseph's Hospital, South Bend, Indiana Maricopa County General Hospital, Phoenix, Arizona 85008 Oakland Naval Hospital, Oakland, California Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Marion County General Hospital, Indianapolis, In. 46202 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Marion County General Hospital, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Ball Memorial, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Sacred Heart Medical Center, Spokane, Washington 99204 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Akron General Hospital, Akron, Ohio 44327 University of Missouri Medical Center, Columbia, Mo. Marion County General Hospital, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Bronson Methodist, Kalamazoo, Michigan 49006 St, Francis Hospital, Peoria, Illinois St. Vincents Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Marion County General Hospital, Indianapolis, In. 46202 Bronson Methodist Hospital, Kalamazoo, Michigan 49006 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 SIGNMENTS 973 Foster, Richard W. Fuson, James A. Garnet, Douglas J. Garrett, John M. Gauder, John P. Genetos, Basil C. Gettle, David R. Glazier, Joseph G. Goldyn, James L. Golper, Thomas A. Goodman, Mason R. Green, Ivan R. Green, William D. Greenberg, Bruce A. Greenberger, Paul A, Greene, Carlton C. Greene, Joe S. Greist, Mary A. Greist, Timothy W. Hagstrom, Garry L. Hallal, Eli R. Hallam, Clifford C. Hamilton, Stanley R. Hamon, Donald L. Handley, Richard D. Hansell, Charles E. Hansen, Richard M. Hardin, Stephen L. Harris, Frank S. Hayes, John R. Heavrin, John S. Heinrich, James M. Helvie, Stephen J, Henney, Jane E. Hess, Paul J. Heubi, James F. Hilburn, Jeffrey W. Hiner, John M. Hippensteel, Gerry M. Hirons, William T. Hoff, Kenneth E. Holm, Byron M. Huddleston, P.G. Hunt, Loren W. Hurst, Stanley L. Iacuone, John J. Jahnke, Robert W. Jarrett, David G. Johnson, Steven H. Jones, Michael J. Karol, James B. Kelly, Michael T. Kiracofe, George R. Kircher, Christopher Kovach, Drew A, Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Butterworth Hospital, Flint, Michigan 48502 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Tampa General Hospital, Tampa, Florida Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, I University of Oregon Medical Hosps., Portland, Oregon Parkland Memorial Hospital, Dallas, Texas St. Vincent Hospital, Worchester, Massachuset 01610 Children's Hospital, Akron, Ohio 02115 Jewish Hospital, Cincinnati, Ohio 45229 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, In. 46202 Johns Hopkins Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland 20215 Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, In. Duke University Hospitals, Durham, North Carolina Duke University Hospitals, Durham, North Carolina Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 4620«. St. Elizabeth's Hospital, Covington, Kentucky 41014 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Johns Hopkins Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland 20215 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., Ind. 46202 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, In. Milwaukee County General Hospital, Milwaukee, Wisconsin Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, In. University of Florida Affiliated Hosps. Gainesville, Fla. Mayo Graduate School of Medicine, Rochester, Minnesota Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 University of Colorado Affiliated Hosps., Denver, Colo. St. Joseph's Hospital, Phoenix, Arizona 85013 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Grady Memorial Hospital. Atlanta, Georgia 30303 University of Colorado Affiliated Hosps., Denver, Colo. Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Mayo Graduate School of Medicine, Rochester, Minnesota Maricopa County General Hospital, Phoenix, Arizona 85008 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Miami Valley Hospital, Dayton, Ohio 4540 9 St. Vincents Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Madigan General Hospital, (Army) Tacoma, Washington University of California, San Francisco, California University of Minnesota Hosps. Minneapolis, Minnesota St. Elizabeth Hospital, Dayton, Ohio 45408 St. Joseph Hospital, Louisville, Kentucky 40217 St. Joseph's Hospital, Denver, Colorado 80218 Krueger, Gordon E. Kubley, James D. Kurtz, Robert S. Lake, Marjorie E. Landis, Frederick, III Lane, Patsy L. Larmore, Richard W. Larsen, Robert E. Linderman, Richard B. Lomax, James D Lowry, Andrew B. Lyon, William J. MacDonald, Charles C. Macy, Warren L. Manning, George W. Marchick, Nancy R. Marquart, Clark T. Maus, Ronald T. McCallister, John A. McDonald, Eugene W. Medwell, Steven J. Meshberger, Frank L. Mier, James W. Millbern, S. Michael Miller, Glenn G. Miller, Louise A. Miller, Marvin J. Miner, James A. Moore, Thomas O. Moore, William D. Morrell, Douglas W. Morris, Steve O. Mosby, James R., Jr. Mulford, Robert H. Munshower, John T. Myers, Joseph W. Mysliborski, Judith A. Nahmias, Harvan Nunn, Howard S. Owen, Hugh T. Parker, Charles L. Patterson, Carol Pennington, Kenneth L. Perez, John M. Perkowski, David J. Petit, James M. Petrin, Thomas J. Phillips, John F. Phillips, Richard J. L. Pinkerton, Cass A. Pollom, Stephen H. Queener, DanR. Ramsey, Don Edward Ransdell, Robert W. Rasmussen, David L. Rath, Roger Spartanburg General Hospital, Columbia, S. Carolina New Hanover Memorial, Wilmington, N. Carolina 28401 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Mercy Hospital, San Diego, California 92103 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Marion Co. General Hospital, Indianapolis, Ind. 46202 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 St. Marys Hospital, Evansville, Indiana Strong Memorial Hospital, Rochester, New York 14642 University of Michigan Affiliated Hosps. Ann Arbor, Mich. Marion County General Hospital, Indianapolis, In. 46202 St. Mary's Hospital, Evansville, Indiana 47715 University of Texas Medical Branch, Galveston, Texas St. Anthony Hospital, Denver, Colorado 80204 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 St. Joseph's Hospital, Phoenix, Arizona 85013 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Swedish Hospital, Seattle, Washington 98104 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Grady Memorial Hospital, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 U.S. Navy, San Diego, California University of Southern California Medical Ctr., L.A. Ca. Lincoln Hospital, Bronx, New York, 10454 LaRue Carter Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46202 University Hospital, Jacksonville, Florida 32203 Methodist hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Butterworth Hospital, Flint, Michigan 48502 Madigan General Hospital (Army), Tacoma, Washington Edward W. Sparrow Hospital, Lansing, Michigan 48902 University of Colorado Affiliated Hosps., Denver, Colo. Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 St. Josephs Hospital, Denver, Colorado 80218 Wilford Hall, Lackland Air Force Base, San Antonio, Tex. Strong Memorial Hospital, Rochester, New York 14642 Buffalo General-Meyer Memorial Hospitals, Buffalo, N.Y. Brooke General Hospital, (Army) San Antonio, Texas St. Mary's Hospital, Evansville, Indiana Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Grady Memorial Hospital, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Marion County General Hospital, Indianapolis, Ind. 46202 Barnes Hospital, Saint Louis, Missouri Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Marion County General Hospital, Indianapolis, In. 46202 Waterbury Hospital, Waterbury Connecticut 06720 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Akron General Hospital, Akron, Ohio 44327 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 University of Texas Medical Branch, Galveston, Texas Ray, Alan S. Ray, Joanne T. Raykovich, Timothy W. Rehme, Christopher G. Rendel, Jeffry C. Ripani, Albert, Jr. Rosenblatt, Randell L. Sacks, Harvey N. Sagalowsky, Arthur I. Schapker, Alan A. Scheurer, Susan L. Schoen, Richard G. Schwartz, Richard G. Seehausen, Tim F. Shipley, Frank E. Shultz, Theodore G, Skafish, Peter R. Skinner, Phillip H. Slack, John D. Slama, Thomas G. Sloan, James C. Smith, David J. Smith, Ernest E. Smith, Russell R. Snelson, David M. Sondgerath, Cliff J. Spear, Robert K. Spebar, Michael J. Spurgin, Gregory A. Stalter, Galen S. Steinkeler, Steven M. Stephens, Doyle L. Stewart, Kay L. Stoller, Steven E. Stonger, Tristen V. Street, Jamie S. Stroud, Paul Susott, Kirk L. Sutherland, Anne E. Swamer, John L. Taborn, James D. Terrell, Mervin D. Tielker, Richard E. Toth, Mark E. Trick, Thomas L. Twenty, John D. Voelkel, August G. Waters, Robert N. Webb, David M. Webster, Monica M. Whitaker, James W. Winn, Donna M. Wolfe, Randy L, Yerks, Thomas L. Zeckel, Michael L. Harrisburg Polyclinic, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania 17105 Harrisburg Hospital, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania 17101 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 St. Mary's Hospital, Evansville, Indiana 47715 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Parkland Memorial Hospital, Dallas, Texas University of Minnesota Hosps. Minneapolis, Minnesota Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 St. Joseph's Hospital, Phoenix, Arizona 85013 Michigan State University Affl. Hosps., E. Lansing, Mich. Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Virginia 23219 University of Arizona Affiliated Hosps., Tucson, Adz. Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Grady Memorial Hospital, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Akron City Hospital, Akron, Ohio 44327 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Good Samaritan Hospital, Los Angeles, California 90017 Grady Memorial Hospital, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Vanderbilt University Affiliated Hosps., Nashville, Tenn. Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Brooke General Hospital (Army), San Antonio, Texas Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Memorial Hospital, South Bend, Indiana 46601 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 University of Kansas Medical Center, Kansas City, Kansas Tallahassee Memorial Hospital, Tallahassee, Florida Grady Memorial Hospital, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 Good Samaritan Hospital, Los Angeles, California 90017 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 St. Vincent's Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 University of Michigan Affiliated Hosps., Ann Arbor, Mich. University of Colorado Affiliated Hosps., Denver, Colo. Fort Wayne Medical Education Program, Fort Wayne, Indiana Medical University of South Carolina, Charleston, S.C. Medical University of South Carolina, Charleston, S.C. Edward W. Sparrow Hospital, Lansing, Michigan 48902 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Los Angeles County U.S.C. Med. Ctr., L.A., California Grady Memorial Hospital, Atlanta, Georgia 30303 Methodist Hospital, Indianapolis, Indiana 46207 Mayo Graduate School of Medicine, Rochester, Minnesota University of Missouri Medical Center, Columbus, Missouri Miami Valley Hospital, Dayton, Ohio Ball Memorial Hospital, Muncie, Indiana 47303 Indiana University Medical Center, Indpls., In. 46202 Indiana University School of Medicine Class of 1973 ROBERT MICHAEL ABRAM, M.D. Bloomington, Indiana JOHN REXIS AGUILAR, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana DANIEL P. AKIN, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana GEORGE KENT BABCOCK, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ROSEMARY HYDE BANNING, M.D. Griffith, Indiana MICHAEL JAY BARBER, M.D. Connersville, Indiana DAVID MICHAEL BARNES, M.D. South Bend, Indiana LAWRENCE RAY BARNES, JR., M.D. Terre Haute, Indiana DAVID LOWRY BASH, M.D. Terre Haute, Indiana JAMES ANTHONY BATTI, M.D. Elkhart, Indiana ROBERT DAVID BECK, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana RICHARD ROY BEESLEY, M.D. Westport, Indiana ROBERT ALLEN BELANGER, M.D. Crown Point, Indiana MARK M. BEVERS, M.D. Seymour, Indiana KENNETH ALLEN BLACK, M.D. Hobart, Indiana THOMAS HOUSTON BLACK, III, M.D. Evansville, Indiana KEITH DAVID BLAIR, M.D. Springfield, Illinois JAMES PHILIP BLAKELY, M.D. Northridge, California 45 WILLIAM R. BOWERS, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ROBERTA THERESA BRACKEN, M.D. Elizabeth City, North Carolina MICHAEL C. BRAUN STEIN, M.D. Dayton, Ohio MARK STUART BROWN, M.D. Terre Haute, Indiana SAMUEL E. CHRISTEN, M.D. Decatur, Indiana DAVID LEE CLAYTON, M. D. LaPorte, Indiana ROBERT THOMAS CLAYTON, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana CHARLES L. COLIP, M.D. South Bend, Indiana W. LARRY CORBETT, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana RODNEY EUGENE CORSON, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana WILLIAM V. CROFT, M.D. Clarksville, Indiana PHILIP A. CROOKE, M.D. Claypool, Indiana ROBERT STOKE DALY, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana MICHAEL JOSEPH DEAL, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana BRUCE HOWARD DENTLER, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana LAWRENCE ALFRED DeRENNE, M.D. Bass Lake, Indiana STEVEN RUSSELL DRYDEN, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana DAVID ALAN DUDLEY, M.D. Charlottesville, Indiana WILLIAM A. EDWARDS, M.D. Brownsburg, Indiana DOUGLAS EDWARD EGLEN, M.D. Seymour, Indiana 47 ROBERT CARL ENSFIELD, M.D. Lebanon, Indiana JEFFREY HALE FERGUSON, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JOHN MARSTON FINLEY, M.D. Kendallville, Indiana STEPHEN FISHER, M.D. Peru, Indiana DOUGLAS JOHN GAMET, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JOHN MICHAEL GARRET, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JOHN PAUL GAUDER, M.D. East Chicago, Indiana JOSEPH G. GLAZIER, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JAMES L. COLDYN, M.D. Munster, Indiana THOMAS ALAN GOLPER, M.D. Kokomo, Indiana MASON ROSS GOODMAN, M. D. Indianapolis, Indiana IVAN ROBERT GREEN, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana PAUL ALLEN GREENBERGER, M.D. West Lafayette, Indiana CARLTON C. GREENE, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JOE STEPHEN GREENE, M.D. Pineville, Louisiana MARY ANGELA GRIEST, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana TIMOTHY WILLIAM GRIEST, M.D. Evansville, Indiana GARRY L. HAGSTROM, M.D. Evansville, Indiana ELI HALLAL, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana CLIFFORD CHARLES HALLAM, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana STANLEY RALPH HAMILTON, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana CHARLES EARL HANSELL, M.D. Lafayette, Indiana RICHARD MORRIS HANSEN, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana STEPHEN LEE HARDIN, M. D. Greenwood, Indiana JOHN ROBERT HAYES, M.D Shelbyville, Indiana JOHN SLOAN HEAVRIN, M. D. Indianapolis, Indiana JAMES MANNING HEINRICH, M.D. Evansville, Indiana STEPHEN J. HELVIE, M.D. Rensselaer, Indiana JANE ELLEN HENNEY, M.D. Woodburn, Indiana PAUL J. HESS, M.D. Michigan City, Indiana JEFFREY W. HILBURN, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana GERRY MILLS HIPPENSTEEL, M.D. Winamac, Indiana TIMOTHY W. HIRONS, M.D. Muncie, Indiana KENNETH EUGENE HOFF, M.D. Logansport, Indiana PATRICIA GAIL HUDDLESTON, M.D. Muncie, Indiana STANLEY L. HURST, M.D. Greencastle, Indiana JOHN JOSEPH LACUONE, M.D. Richmond, Indiana DAVID GEORGE JARRETT, M.D. Anderson, Indiana STEVEN HALL JOHNSON, M.D. Grand Rapids, Michigan 51 MICHAEL JAMES JONES, M.D. Bedford, Texas JAMES BENIS KAROL, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana GEORGE R. KIRACOFE, M.D. Richmond, Indiana DREW A. KOVACH, M.D. Gary, Indiana ROBERT STEPHEN KURTZ, M.D. Tipton, Indiana MARJORIE E. LAKE, M.D. Russiavillc, Indiana FREDERICK LANDIS, III, M.D. Logansport, Indiana PATSY LINN LANE, M.D. Warsaw, Indiana RICHARD WRIGHT LARMORE, M.D. Anderson, Indiana ROBERT ERIC LARSEN, M.D. Scarsdale, New York JAMES DOUGLAS LOMAX, M.D. Mishawake, Indiana CHARLES C. MacDONALD, II, M.D. Merrillville, Indiana EUGENE WILFORD McDONALD, M.D. South Bend, Indiana WARREN L. MACY, M.D. Berne, Indiana GEORGE WESTON MANNING, M.D. Clarksville, Indiana NANCY RUTH MARCHICK, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana RONALD T. MAUS, M.D. Denver, Indiana FRANK LYNN MESHBERCER, M.D. Columbus, Indiana JAMES WALTER MIER, M.D. Anderson, Indiana LOUISE A. MILLER, M.D. Angola, Indiana MARVIN J. MILLER, M.D. Middlebury, Indiana 53 JAMES ALLEN MINER, M.D. South Bend, Indiana THOMAS O. MOORE, M.D. Anderson, Indiana W. DAVID MOORE, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana DOUGLAS WAYNE MORRELL, M.D. Rush ville, Indiana STEPHEN OWENS MORRIS, M.D. Anderson, Indiana JAMES RICHARD MOSBY, JR., M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ROBERT HARRY MULFORD, M.D. Versailles, Indiana JOHN THOMAS MUNSHOWER, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JUDITH ANN MYSLIBORSKI, M.D. Cutchogue, New York HOWARDS. NUNN, M.D. Evansville, Indiana HUGH T. OWEN, M.D. Nashville, Indiana CAROL ANN PATTERSON, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana KENNETH LEE PENNINGTON, M. D. Frankfort, Indiana JOHN MICHAEL PEREZ, M.D. West Lafayette, Indiana JAMES MICHAEL PETIE, M.D. Terre Haute, Indiana THOMAS JOHN PETR IN, MD.D Butte, Montana JOHN FRANCIS PHILLIPS, JR., M.D. Brownsburg, Indiana RICHARD JAMES LEE PHILLIPS, M.D. Defiance, Ohio CASS A. PINKERTON, M.D. Hammond, Indiana STEPHEN H. POLLOM, M.D. Brazil, Indiana 55 DON EDWARD RAMSEY, M.D. South Bend, Indiana ROBERT WADE RANSDELL, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana DAVID LOUIS RASMUSSEN, M.D. Hammond, Indiana ROGER RATH, M.D. Short Hills, New Jersey ALAN S. RAY, M.D. Richmond, Indiana JOANNE TRIXLER RAY, M.D. Huntington, Indiana CHRISTOPHER GAVIN REHME, M.D. Shelbyville, Indiana JEFFRY CHARLES RENDEL, M.D. Mexico, Indiana ALBERT RIPANI, JR., M.D. Newburgh, Indiana RANDELL LEE ROSENBLATT, M.D. Evansville, Indiana HARVEY NORTON SACKS, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ARTHUR I. SACALOWSKY, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ALAN A. SCHAPKER, M.D. Evansville, Indiana SUSAN L. SCHEURER, M.D. Fowler, Indiana RICHARD GARY SCHWARTZ, M.D. South Orange, New Jersey TIMF. SEEHAUSEN, M.D. Munster, Indiana FRANK EDWARD SHIPLEY, M.D. Clayton, Indiana THEODORE GRAHAM SHULTZ, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana THOMAS GEROGE SLAMA, M.D. Gary, Indiana JAMES CARLTON SLOAN, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana 57 DAVID JOHN SMITH, JR., M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ERNEST EDWARD SMITH, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana RUSSELL RAYMOND SMITH, M.D. Linton, Indiana CLIFF JOSEPH SONDGERATH, M.D. Lafayette, Indiana ROBERT KENNETH SPEAR, M.D. Evansville, Indiana MICHAEL JOHN SPEBAR, M.D. Whiting, Indiana GREGORY ALLAN SPURGIN, M.D. Speedway, Indiana STEVEN MICHAEL STEINKELER, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana DOYLE L. STEPHENS, M.D. Terre Haute, Indiana KAY LOUISE STEWART, M.D. Batesville, Indiana STEVEN EDWARD STOLLER, M.D. Fort Wayne, Indiana TRISTAN V. STONGER, M.D. Bunker Hill, Indiana JAMIE SUZANNE STREET, M.D. Bloomfield, Indiana PAUL EDWARD STROUD, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana KIRK LEE SUSOTT, M.D. Evansville, Indiana ANNE ELIZABETH SUTHERLAND, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JOHN LESTER SWARNER, JR., M.D. Valparaiso, Indiana JAMES D. TABORN, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana MERVIN DALE TERRELL, M.D. Kentland, Indiana MARK E. TOTH, M.D. South Bend, Indiana 59 THOMAS LEE TRICK, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana JOHN DOUGLAS TWENTY, M.D. Danvers, Illinois JORDAN M. USUNOV, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana AUGUST GENE VOELKEL, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana ROBERT NASH WATERS, M.D. Richmond, Indiana DAVID MORROW WEBB, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana MONICA MAE WEBSTER, M.D. Paris, Illinois JAMES WILLIAM WHITAKER, M.D. Muncie, Indiana DONNA MARIE WINN, M.D. Peru, Indiana THOMAS LEEYERKS, M.D. Indianapolis, Indiana Class Members Not Pictured Charles William Acher, M.D. James W. Belshaw, M.D. Michael Alan Blicden, M.D. Richard Bloch, M.D. Dale Loren Bruns, M.D. Tim Edward Byers, M.D. Rodney Eugene Corson, M.D. Daniels. Cotton, M.D. Thomas Clyde Dascoli, M. D. Mariellen Dentino, M.D. Thomas Edward Dittmer, M.D. Lawrence Richard Doss, M.D. Fred D. Drake, M.D. James Lewis Early, M.D. Jon Gregory Ellison, M.D. Richard William Foster, M.D. James Allen Fuson, M.D. Basil Chris Genetos, M.D. David R. Gettle, M.D. William Douglas Green, M.D. Bruce Alan Greenburg, M.D. Donald Lee Hamon, M.D. Richard Dwight Handley, M.D. Frank Stephen Harris, M.D. James Edward Heubi, M.D. John M. Hiner, M.D. Loren W. Hunt, M.D. Robert W. Jahnke, M.D. Michael Thomas Kelly, M.D. Christopher Kircher, M.D. Gordon E. Krueger, M. D. James Daniel Kublcy, M.D. Richard B. Linderman. M.D. Andrew Bryan Lowry, M.D. William Johathan Lyon, M.D. John Arthur McCallister, M.D. Clark Thomas Marquart, M.D. Steven Joseph Mcdwell, M.D. Steven Michael Millbcrn, M. D. Glenn Miller, M.D. Joseph Williams Myers, M. D. Harvan Nahmias, M.D. Charles Lawrence Parker, M.D. David J. Perkowski, M. D. Dan Robertson Queener, M.D. Timothy Raykovich, M.D. Richard G. Schoen, M.D. Peter Roger Skafish, M. D. Phillip Howard Skinner, M.D. John Damian Slack, M. D. David Mark Snelson, M.D. Galen Sheri Stalter, M.D. Richard Elmer Tielker, M.D. Randy L. Wolfe, M.D. Michael Lee Zecker, M.D. Marcus Welby, M.D., in: motto The Indiana University Medical Class of 1973 Wishes to Express Its Gratitude for the Generous Support of Its Patrons: Abbott Laboratories, Inc. Mr. Richard Conwell, Mr. Robert Roach and Mr. James Smith, Representatives The Lilly Research Laboratories, Eli Lilly and Company Mr. Gene Colville, Representative Sm ith -Kline - F rench Mr. Ed Povier, Representative Bristol Laboratories, Division of Bristol Meyers Co. Mr. Ron Fritz, Mr. Dick Pardun, Mr. Roger Grimes and Mr. David Whamby, Representatives Schering Products Mr. Rollan Perry, Representative Burroughs-Wellcome and Company Mr. Ken Hunter, Representative Dale Terrell, Editor Chris Rehme, Assistant Editor Mary Greist, Assistant Editor Bill Croft, Business Editor Jeff Hilburn. Artist Gary Hagstrom and Jane Henny prepared much of the copy; without them the book could not have been prepared. Special thanks is due to William Wright, Josten's American Yearbook Representative, for services above and beyond the call of duty. We could not have begun, let alone finished without his help. Thank you for bearing with us through the preceeding pages. We hope that you have found them amusing (in the appropriate places, that is). If you have, that makes our ef- fort all worthwhile. Condensing four years' experience into these few pages has obvi- ously forced us to omit many items which deserved mention. However, we have at- tempted to provide a series of pegs on which you can hang your own experiences and memories to refer to in the approaching years. Senior Class Yearbook Staff 63 So Teach Us To Number Our Days, So That We May Apply Our Hearts unto Wisdom.