Indiana University School of Medicine - Caduceus Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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 It just HAS to be one of those seventeen California hospitals! I got it! The bad part's over--let's get back to the beer. Stat o. B. !

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Senior Day—March 10, 1969 G-os , fcwfc A o x CoiUOM'r JPtCl. Me LI CAL. S'TeuOiMf. Confidence Personified

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CLINICOPATHOLOGIC CONFERENCE EU.M.C. MARCH 10, 1969 Case No. 691969 The case for discussion today is that of Perry Anal, a 43-yr-old Caucasian male go-go dancer who was seen in the RW of Marion County General Hospital for the first time on 8 10 68 complain- ing of rather acute borborygmus, tenesmus, tris- mus, strabismus, meningismus, and merry x-mas. Physical examination recorded by the crack senior extern) revealed a mass in the neck, unilateral right gynecomastia, and 3+ pitting edema sur- rounding a Peyronie's plaque. A diagnosis of acute gonococcal quinsy and confirmed, and the patient was treated with IM Metubine and given a 10-day course of Premarin cream. He was re- leased that night, MHB with PHC. The patient was next seen in the ER at Robert Long Hospital on 10 8 68 bleeding profusely from a punctate stab wound in the left posterior flank. Mr. Anal stated that he was just leaving Coleman Hospital, where his wife (a 190-lb. achondro- plastic gargoyle and chronic Thalidomide addict) had just delivered a 7-lb. 3-oz. left ankle. He was walking toward his car when he was attacked by some hamburger running around the parking lot waving a renal biopsy needle and yelling, 'I'm a staffman, I'm a staffman. ' Unfortunately, the assailant's needle found its mark. In the ER, an incision was made and from the wound was withdrawn a 10-cm solid-gold biopsy needle Author Hillis Discussants: Drs. French 8 Nasser Discussants: Drs. Soper G Helmen . . . and we see from the x-ray exactly where the fracture occurred.