Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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LELHE'-EYTHE snxirzzm HIQENT Qbkj THE IDENT STAFF EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENT E. W. STOLTINC ............................,............................... Editor in Chief E. E. KINZIE .....,,,. ,.E...................E........,.............,....... B usiness A. R. BRADY .................. ........ A ssociate Editor W. ARMANTROUT Circulation F. G, BEHMLANDER ......... ......... J unior Editor H. V. STEINBIETZ .... ........ Advertisiizg D. H. WHITE ............. ....... F reshman Editor W. C. MILLER .......... ........ ' eldvertising C. P. NVEIR ............ ............... C artoonist K. H. KAX'SER ...... .....,.................. F. ' A. HANNING ........ ........ C artoonist .Ilanager Manager Jlaizager Alanager Treasurer

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fglllj? -i'L'1T1'.-as Six? Elini 'iirciizrixli'-ir g if AIAURICE B. SELLERS. Comedian and bass soloist, will appear as the next number of the Redpath Chautauqua Seriesl' which the students of the Indiana Dental College have been able to procure this season. Dr. Sellers is a former graduate of this institution, therefore much interest is manifested in his coming. LEo SHOUP. In Leo we look not only for a live wire in the admin- istration that goes to make up the highest class of dentistry, but an element to be counted upon in professional associations. CYRIL Q. SMYTI-I. Before Dr. Garrison's wonderful discovery our friend had amassed an immense fortune which he did not know what to do with, but now he, has stationed almshouses all over the country for the poor, unfortunate dentists. R. L. STEARMAN. In predicting for Stearman we are sorry to relate, at the head of a large family we see his fate. H. V. STEININIETZ. In the future we see Steinmetz at will, doing the Yiddish dance in vaudeville. JAMES S. STEWART. In the future we will find a first class dentist after the grind. IC. W. STOLTING. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith, henceforth there is laid up for me a diploma of sheepskin, which the dean, the righteous judge, shall give unto me on the 20th day of june, 1950. O. C. STOLTING. Showed his far-sightedness and belief in prepared- ness by locating near his kin. This, of course, insures three square meals per day at least. It is understood that he is interested out- side of his office hours in stock raising, specializing on ponies, as he has had special training with that particular animal. He has several varieties on hand at all times and for all occasions. URQUIOLA ORFILIO. A man coming so far to get what he wants is sure a type worth while. An operator of high professional stand- ing, with a clean office, a lucrative practice, and practical modern surgery for Cuba. ALBERT j. WARBPLR. We can see Warber our German friend mak- ing plates for the Kaiser, in the end. 7 Y H. A. NVARE. Enjoys an extensive practice at Washington, D. C. He has all of the high class practice. Plays golf with the president during his leisure hours. C. PAUL YVEIR. For Dr. Weir, the man of great repose, we prohpesy plumbing-now who knows? F. W. WVYATT. Short and heavy. After removing himself from our midst and practicing some years in a Northern city, he became very prosperous, owning the controlling interest in a first class butcher shop, and running this in conjunction with an ice cream parlor under a former partnership.

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IQHE 'Tre-1112, snxvzizw iiinierfmfir' QIQBEI Dentists, Alphabet A is for Arsenic, the dentists' friend, To kill your nerve is its general trend. li is for Buckley, whose desensiting paste, Will stop the pains, without any waste. C' is for cocaine, which puts your nerve to sleep, And we take it out before you can weep. D is for Dam, I'm not cussing, I say, For it surely keeps all the saliva away. , . In is for Engine, the patient's dread, You wiggle and squirm when you hear its tread. F if for Forcepts, oh, what a delight, If we extract your tooth without a iight. G is for Gold, a precious metal to fill, As you well know by the size of the bill. f . . , H is or Hypodermic, the patients joy, It stimulates your heart, though it may annoy. I is for Iodine, it sooths your gums, After they have been cut, when cleaning time comes. .I is for joker, I can't think of a thing That a dentist would use that has its ring. K is for Krumme, if he were not here, We would all be seniors again next year. I. is for License, the thing we all covet, If ever we get one we will think much of it. is for Matrix, we use them always, To build restorations anatomically. is for Novocaine, by means of which we prepare, The most sensitive cavities, and you do not care. is for Oxygen, which revives your life, After Nitrous Oxide has brought on a strife. is for Plate, by which we restore, The use of your teeth when you have no more. is for Quack-Ha plate without a roof, 'tWhalebone sets of teeth -from him stay aloof. is for Rubber, with which we make a plate, It's a good thing we have it at any rate. is for Sulphuric, an acid you like, Especially if there's a leak in the dike. is for Tray, in which we take your impression, The plaster that chokes you, produces vexation. is for Uvulae, the cute little thing, If we didn't have one we'd be on the bling. is for Wax, for many things employed, Without it we dentists would all be annoyed. Y and Z to show nothing tend, H, Except that this tale has come to an end. C. B. Lunwro