Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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151115 E THE SHKTIZIZN nicnxzwfr' 3193? servative little shingle hanging as a beckoning light for service to the public. E. H. Moss. In time to come, in our Zez Moss, we see Flora's political boss. S. L. MOUSER. The Doctor was found in an unconscious state in his laboratory lately, supposed to have been brought on from an over- dose of hair tonic, which, according to directions, was guaranteed to grow hair on wood. Upon being revived, the Doctor mounted his bicycle and started on his Star route, as he only practiced dentistry as a side line. J. HARROLD NAUS. Former traction magnate and feed king, upon graduation took up the general practice of dentistry in the capital of Grant County, Indiana. However, owing to the fact that the Doctor presented a much better aspect from a side view, rather . than front or back, he was forced into seclusion some four years later and the last word heard from him was to the effect that he was doing extensive research work and was about to submit to the profession definite tables on 'chow to plug gold a roll a minute. 77 VAN W. PILMORE. Dean eniiritus of Ann Arbor Dental Department, is now conducting a school training girls to be assistants in dental offices. The Doctor is highly recommended as an instructor among the female of the species. , J. WILL PRALL, JR. Former soap salesman, militiaman and stage manager, now a dentist, is enjoying a fine and lucrative practice in a southern city. Being a commercial man as well as professional, he has recently placed upon the market a home dental outfit at 48 cents, with full and complete instructions for mending your own teeth at home. J. C. RAGSDALE. Now an able-bodied practitioner from Franklin, Ind. He will surely be a success unless he loses some of the speed which he developed in the last year. STELLA RISSER. The first thing that you will want to know about Stella is-is she married? She is not. Stella says that she wouldn't marry the best man in the world. She couldn't, for he is already married, besides, she says she has all she can do to support herself. Her specialty is oral prophylaxis. Stella spends her vacation of six months each and twice a year in her monastery in Brown County. WILLIAM S. SALMON. Not now as a student, but as a member of the faculty of the I. D. C., is beloved by all the members for his novel idea of getting all students to be at roll call instead of being from five to fifteen minutes late. This plan consists of deducting S1 from tuition for each roll call answered by said student. VVILLIAM H. SCHAFFER. Doctors Schaffer 81 jones, specialists in all the latest strong-arm methods, stayed together because they were afraid to be separated, but together they are impregnable. It is expected they will make a hit with the populace of Laporte, Ind., the so-called village they desecrate. For the benefit of those who know not Laporte, it is a flag station on the L. S. 81 M. S. R. R. and beautifully located among a group of frog ponds and sand dunes, and inhabited mostly by wops, sand Fleas and mosquitoes. W. C. SECHR1-JST. Upon graduation the Doctor returned to his native clime and engaged in active practice. In 1918, however, he retired and is now engaged in the huckster business and lately formed a syndicate with a dusky neighbor for the wholesale breaking of colts.

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IQHE 'Tn-as Suas'-irizrzm IDEM? Qlllliej EDW. G. LENHOFF. After an absence of three years we now find XVILLIAIM C. MCGRATH. In an exclusive eastern city modern Corporal Lenhoff back in the army, equipped with Weapons of dentistry instead of war. Says Edgar, It is easier to use a Gil- more attachment than any field artillery. dental surgery will be presented to the public in that modest pro- fessional way that not only brings the practice that counts but gives him a position in his professional association. j. R. LEVERON. Me thinks I see Leveron, the basketball star, smil- O. E. MCCREADY. Our own dear Mac, we think We see you driving ing and editing the Freelandville Star. a hack. , H. A. LILJA. The Doctor is making an extended tour of the coun- LUCIAN B. MERIWEATHER. Has opened a palatial suite of dental C. try in an effort to collect some of his outstanding accounts. He is traveling afoot for his health. But some are mean enough to insinuate that he could not get credit for a postage stamp at the postoffice or he would have mailed his bills. B. LUDNVIC. Is now employed as jordan's laboratory man. It is said that he has developed a new method of repairing bridges, and any other soldered appliances. This method consists of plug- ging the defects with amalgam and putting on a high polish. Still being vocally inclined he makes a little pin money singing solos in one of jordanls jitney shows of evenings. E. T. MCABOY. A man that can pass the state board at the end R. of his junior year and get his license is one among few and we recommended him very highly to his state not only for the practice of modern scientific dentistry but for the progress of the science itself. ul. MCELWEE. After graduation the Doctor engaged in active practice for five years in a northern city. But as his novocain technique was not perfect he was unable to eke out a miserable existence for self, wife and children. However, being a true son of Erin he did not give up and is now associated with the C. 81 O. Railroad in his former capacity as night agent and chief bouncer. C. parlors on Indiana avenue, Indianapolis, Ind. He intends to con- fine his practice to the 400 of the colored aristocracy and getting their money. There is a rumor aiioat on the avenue that strange sounds are emitted from his laboratory at night. Some insist that he is in debate with his colleagues on dental subjects, and that the sounds are scientific dental words and phrasesg others contend that he is committing to memory his dayls earnings. L. MILLER. The Doctor says that he makes more money than he would get as a Hoosier schoolmaster, for be it known that every one pays the Doctor. They say it would be a crime to keep the money. He has invested this surplus in a Ford. Poor old Ford! W. C. NIILLER. Alias Big Chief Noise. After following his huge L. spectacles through the portals of our noble halls of training out into the cruel, cold world, the Doctor made an unsuccessful attempt to establish a dental dispensary for aged and infirm bullfrogsf' He is now located at Lapeedoodle, Ind., where he is practicing his chosen profession along with being justice of the peace, city police and fire department and auctioneer for the surrounding rural dis- tricts. J. MoRAN. Dr. Hurty's ideal for flower pots on the street and for office hygienics won't be in it when across the street there is a con-

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fglllj? -i'L'1T1'.-as Six? Elini 'iirciizrixli'-ir g if AIAURICE B. SELLERS. Comedian and bass soloist, will appear as the next number of the Redpath Chautauqua Seriesl' which the students of the Indiana Dental College have been able to procure this season. Dr. Sellers is a former graduate of this institution, therefore much interest is manifested in his coming. LEo SHOUP. In Leo we look not only for a live wire in the admin- istration that goes to make up the highest class of dentistry, but an element to be counted upon in professional associations. CYRIL Q. SMYTI-I. Before Dr. Garrison's wonderful discovery our friend had amassed an immense fortune which he did not know what to do with, but now he, has stationed almshouses all over the country for the poor, unfortunate dentists. R. L. STEARMAN. In predicting for Stearman we are sorry to relate, at the head of a large family we see his fate. H. V. STEININIETZ. In the future we see Steinmetz at will, doing the Yiddish dance in vaudeville. JAMES S. STEWART. In the future we will find a first class dentist after the grind. IC. W. STOLTING. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith, henceforth there is laid up for me a diploma of sheepskin, which the dean, the righteous judge, shall give unto me on the 20th day of june, 1950. O. C. STOLTING. Showed his far-sightedness and belief in prepared- ness by locating near his kin. This, of course, insures three square meals per day at least. It is understood that he is interested out- side of his office hours in stock raising, specializing on ponies, as he has had special training with that particular animal. He has several varieties on hand at all times and for all occasions. URQUIOLA ORFILIO. A man coming so far to get what he wants is sure a type worth while. An operator of high professional stand- ing, with a clean office, a lucrative practice, and practical modern surgery for Cuba. ALBERT j. WARBPLR. We can see Warber our German friend mak- ing plates for the Kaiser, in the end. 7 Y H. A. NVARE. Enjoys an extensive practice at Washington, D. C. He has all of the high class practice. Plays golf with the president during his leisure hours. C. PAUL YVEIR. For Dr. Weir, the man of great repose, we prohpesy plumbing-now who knows? F. W. WVYATT. Short and heavy. After removing himself from our midst and practicing some years in a Northern city, he became very prosperous, owning the controlling interest in a first class butcher shop, and running this in conjunction with an ice cream parlor under a former partnership.