Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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IQHE 'Tn-as Suas'-irizrzm IDEM? Qlllliej EDW. G. LENHOFF. After an absence of three years we now find XVILLIAIM C. MCGRATH. In an exclusive eastern city modern Corporal Lenhoff back in the army, equipped with Weapons of dentistry instead of war. Says Edgar, It is easier to use a Gil- more attachment than any field artillery. dental surgery will be presented to the public in that modest pro- fessional way that not only brings the practice that counts but gives him a position in his professional association. j. R. LEVERON. Me thinks I see Leveron, the basketball star, smil- O. E. MCCREADY. Our own dear Mac, we think We see you driving ing and editing the Freelandville Star. a hack. , H. A. LILJA. The Doctor is making an extended tour of the coun- LUCIAN B. MERIWEATHER. Has opened a palatial suite of dental C. try in an effort to collect some of his outstanding accounts. He is traveling afoot for his health. But some are mean enough to insinuate that he could not get credit for a postage stamp at the postoffice or he would have mailed his bills. B. LUDNVIC. Is now employed as jordan's laboratory man. It is said that he has developed a new method of repairing bridges, and any other soldered appliances. This method consists of plug- ging the defects with amalgam and putting on a high polish. Still being vocally inclined he makes a little pin money singing solos in one of jordanls jitney shows of evenings. E. T. MCABOY. A man that can pass the state board at the end R. of his junior year and get his license is one among few and we recommended him very highly to his state not only for the practice of modern scientific dentistry but for the progress of the science itself. ul. MCELWEE. After graduation the Doctor engaged in active practice for five years in a northern city. But as his novocain technique was not perfect he was unable to eke out a miserable existence for self, wife and children. However, being a true son of Erin he did not give up and is now associated with the C. 81 O. Railroad in his former capacity as night agent and chief bouncer. C. parlors on Indiana avenue, Indianapolis, Ind. He intends to con- fine his practice to the 400 of the colored aristocracy and getting their money. There is a rumor aiioat on the avenue that strange sounds are emitted from his laboratory at night. Some insist that he is in debate with his colleagues on dental subjects, and that the sounds are scientific dental words and phrasesg others contend that he is committing to memory his dayls earnings. L. MILLER. The Doctor says that he makes more money than he would get as a Hoosier schoolmaster, for be it known that every one pays the Doctor. They say it would be a crime to keep the money. He has invested this surplus in a Ford. Poor old Ford! W. C. NIILLER. Alias Big Chief Noise. After following his huge L. spectacles through the portals of our noble halls of training out into the cruel, cold world, the Doctor made an unsuccessful attempt to establish a dental dispensary for aged and infirm bullfrogsf' He is now located at Lapeedoodle, Ind., where he is practicing his chosen profession along with being justice of the peace, city police and fire department and auctioneer for the surrounding rural dis- tricts. J. MoRAN. Dr. Hurty's ideal for flower pots on the street and for office hygienics won't be in it when across the street there is a con-

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Lil1ElLl1i1, ir'HE SEX?-EENL ntsutzirw'-ir I that he is following in the footsteps of his famous predecessor, Don Roberts. His friends are hoping that he will not take the last step that Don took, no chance, Fred would talk Uncle Sam out of it. PERKINS F. H1NsoN. Three years in a dental college just gave the Doctor a wonderful inspiration to know more of the human anatomy, so he has made an extended study of the subject by taking a course in medicine, and is now doing a great work to get the two professions to understand the relationship between them. TROSSEAU P. HECK. Our captain conductor on the Fairmount street O. KEMP JOHNSON. Train caller apolis, Ind. When approached on the train for Harrodsburg was on Heck will look mighty fine as car line. at the Union Station, Indian- the subject of dentistry, insisted track 9 and left in 15 minutes. HARRY G. JONES. Has already proven his worth as a Workman in more times than one, and we know that success alone awaits his start, even if he is not guided by HARRY R. JONES. Co-mate of Dr. his time counting the money that the rest of the time we see him yellow back novels. We see him his own influence alone. W. H. Shaffer, spends most of the firm Shaffer 81 Jones make: attending matinees and reading at the railroad crossing twice a week, each time the Laporte limited train goes through. VICTOR JORDON. Who was president of the graduating class of 1916, and one of the instigators and perpetrators of this volume, is owner and manager of Sign of the Golden Molar at Evans- ville, Ind. It is rumored that his surplus earnings are invested in a chain of Nickelodians in surrounding towns. He also carries a side line of Betz 81 Co.'s dental supplies. CARL H. IQAYSER. Like other poor unfortunates of the class of 1916 he did not have money enough to leave Indianapolis after graduating. But Dame Fortune was on to her job, Carl has made money so fast that he gives all the freshmen regular employment each year counting it. Carl still carries his Star route, as he says he needs the morning air and exercise, also making him enough money to pay his office girl. He has recently adopted the plan of the street car company and now conducts a pay-as-you-enter office. lNI.X H. KING. In 1920 the Doctor gave up the active practice of Dentistry. When interrogated on this decisive move, he intimated that it took too much of his time away from Tippecanoe where he is now running a summer hotel, catering to the fairer sex, possessing hair of the sunset hue and fair maidens from Jerusalem. It is also rumored that he has gone in for auto racing, as he was seen purchasing a speed demon from the Saxon agent. EARL KINZIE. Having broken his specs during the discharge of his duties, bad luck has pursued him relentlessly ever since. Hav- ing located in the village of Bippus, in a well equipped office over the blacksmith shop, he had hardly amassed sufficient surplus cash to replace the above mentioned specs when his wife pre- sented the disappointed Doctor with twin girls. EDXV. C. KOHLMAN. Has proven that Minnesota can produce a scientist in the art of extracting teeth as well as dollars. As yet they both come hard. ' JULIA A. ISIOLIN. At Chicago our dear little classmate is making rapid strides to become the leading lady dental surgeon of the state. All that she requires to be famous is to get the technic of submucous anesthesia.

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151115 E THE SHKTIZIZN nicnxzwfr' 3193? servative little shingle hanging as a beckoning light for service to the public. E. H. Moss. In time to come, in our Zez Moss, we see Flora's political boss. S. L. MOUSER. The Doctor was found in an unconscious state in his laboratory lately, supposed to have been brought on from an over- dose of hair tonic, which, according to directions, was guaranteed to grow hair on wood. Upon being revived, the Doctor mounted his bicycle and started on his Star route, as he only practiced dentistry as a side line. J. HARROLD NAUS. Former traction magnate and feed king, upon graduation took up the general practice of dentistry in the capital of Grant County, Indiana. However, owing to the fact that the Doctor presented a much better aspect from a side view, rather . than front or back, he was forced into seclusion some four years later and the last word heard from him was to the effect that he was doing extensive research work and was about to submit to the profession definite tables on 'chow to plug gold a roll a minute. 77 VAN W. PILMORE. Dean eniiritus of Ann Arbor Dental Department, is now conducting a school training girls to be assistants in dental offices. The Doctor is highly recommended as an instructor among the female of the species. , J. WILL PRALL, JR. Former soap salesman, militiaman and stage manager, now a dentist, is enjoying a fine and lucrative practice in a southern city. Being a commercial man as well as professional, he has recently placed upon the market a home dental outfit at 48 cents, with full and complete instructions for mending your own teeth at home. J. C. RAGSDALE. Now an able-bodied practitioner from Franklin, Ind. He will surely be a success unless he loses some of the speed which he developed in the last year. STELLA RISSER. The first thing that you will want to know about Stella is-is she married? She is not. Stella says that she wouldn't marry the best man in the world. She couldn't, for he is already married, besides, she says she has all she can do to support herself. Her specialty is oral prophylaxis. Stella spends her vacation of six months each and twice a year in her monastery in Brown County. WILLIAM S. SALMON. Not now as a student, but as a member of the faculty of the I. D. C., is beloved by all the members for his novel idea of getting all students to be at roll call instead of being from five to fifteen minutes late. This plan consists of deducting S1 from tuition for each roll call answered by said student. VVILLIAM H. SCHAFFER. Doctors Schaffer 81 jones, specialists in all the latest strong-arm methods, stayed together because they were afraid to be separated, but together they are impregnable. It is expected they will make a hit with the populace of Laporte, Ind., the so-called village they desecrate. For the benefit of those who know not Laporte, it is a flag station on the L. S. 81 M. S. R. R. and beautifully located among a group of frog ponds and sand dunes, and inhabited mostly by wops, sand Fleas and mosquitoes. W. C. SECHR1-JST. Upon graduation the Doctor returned to his native clime and engaged in active practice. In 1918, however, he retired and is now engaged in the huckster business and lately formed a syndicate with a dusky neighbor for the wholesale breaking of colts.