Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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2 ' 6,4 .ri rf! i -A .375 - ' . nun prognosis 1 gynninnn Dental Qtnunnn 1t1904.QiIUlI81 1 F FACULTY FACTS AND SOME SMORE STUFF V rs PROGNOSIS has been very fortunate .M - ' ,. 1n scooping Dr. E. Raymond Kibleris new A' . theory of cervical decay. The editor has 5 been given the exclusive right to put this , r theory 'in print. Dr. Kibler received his i clue from an old lady patient and is now trying to- take the credit for the discovery. The old lady saw the editor and explained that Dr. Kibler had confidentially expounded the theory to a few close friends and was claiming it was original with him. As the theory has not been made public as yet, we think this is a good chance to give the real discoverer the real credit. A T The old lady says that decay gets into the tooth and, of course, has to get out some way. fAnybody can see thatfj Of course it goes out by the path of least resistance and the enamel being thinnest near the gingival, 'decay breaks out there. It do be so simple. ' 'I' ' L A-a n ,f '-1 i 'alE -in i :.--, Y Y? 1 in 5 as f '-J' Ln We feel sure that the Doctor's conscience will be clearer now that we have forestalled him, than had we- permitted him to go on and undeservedly reap the glory that is due all great discoverers. . Dr. Lucas is new, but he is beginning to look shop- worn, and a look of care is beginning to settle on his face. We are glad something is being settled anyhow. He says he doesn't know whether he would rather have to answer juniors' silly questions or eat welsh rarebit out of some- body's new chahng-dish. y g Dr. Harry Weller still says darn. We wish to warn him that darn is only a forerunner to a much worse wo-rd, which we hope the little man will never say. Any- how, we think it is just as bad to say darn and mean something else, as to say something else and to mean darn T

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71112 19170910515 Zp,SlI1U1Hl1E1 29211181 QEDUEQB IW904 311111181 A It FACULTY FACTS AND SOME MORE STUFF R. JoHN QUINCY BYRAM has a dou- I ble in the Freshman Class. It is a poor innocent by the name of Marxmiller. Dr. ,Q ij ' ' p -I Byram claims that, as he is the older, Marxmiller must have copied. Each ' r claims to be the better looking. We wish both were right. Gn looking at each other both wish that they could look different. A i Dr. Byram stood for being informed by the Freshmen that they had passed their technic at different stages with-e out punching their prosthetic ticket, and Mr. Marxmiller kept on passing their work without punching the cards, and enjoyed it. But the point was reached recently that no gentleman could stand. , A representative of a big book concern presented Marx- miller with a large, handsome sheep-bound copy of a new work on Prosthetic Dentistry, thinking it was being given to Dr. Byram. C X A 1 Patience had ceased to be a virtue, and the Doctor de- cided that 'something must be done. At last he hit it and decided to raise a beard, big and bushy. So he set about the task with a hearty good will, and time began to reward the nob-le effort by the appearance of a .few curly light brown hairs. And they multi- plied after their kind and grew and nourished fin ,now he is the fi. ., pro-ud and happy possessor of a . beautiful bunch of whiskers o-n his A , - Q sw- We l chin. If you don't believe this is .5 story, Dr. Byram still has the ' beard to show you. A P. S.-Hurry up, for an addi- in tion to the Byram -family has ar- K lp rived, and we don't' kno-w how Z long the beard will remain there. M y . Q - fl Q V ' C N. ?

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nzne qawgnnsfs : gmnfanasmmal QEDIUBQB 1 1904 annual - FACULTY FACTS AND SOME MQRE STUFF 1 Dr. Jackson is so quiet and cautious that We have north- A ing to tell about him, but as We have to hll this space, We will at least say that he deserves a better fate than to have to- teach Chemistry to that stupid Junior class. A nine-year-old nevvsboy presented himself to Dr. W. A. Chapman to have a tooth extracted and insisted on having fertilized air. He refused to- have anything else g till he was informed that the price of fertilizer-had gone up to fifty cents. . A. EARL WHITE.i Bachelor from the Ohio school is with us, And he was greeted With a Welcome, But the man has shown dishonor tonhis name- A For with him a wife did come. i 'Tis hard to tell which 'is the more foolish-one Who always. tells the truth, or one who never tells it. 'if