Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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71112 19170910515 Zp,SlI1U1Hl1E1 29211181 QEDUEQB IW904 311111181 A It FACULTY FACTS AND SOME MORE STUFF R. JoHN QUINCY BYRAM has a dou- I ble in the Freshman Class. It is a poor innocent by the name of Marxmiller. Dr. ,Q ij ' ' p -I Byram claims that, as he is the older, Marxmiller must have copied. Each ' r claims to be the better looking. We wish both were right. Gn looking at each other both wish that they could look different. A i Dr. Byram stood for being informed by the Freshmen that they had passed their technic at different stages with-e out punching their prosthetic ticket, and Mr. Marxmiller kept on passing their work without punching the cards, and enjoyed it. But the point was reached recently that no gentleman could stand. , A representative of a big book concern presented Marx- miller with a large, handsome sheep-bound copy of a new work on Prosthetic Dentistry, thinking it was being given to Dr. Byram. C X A 1 Patience had ceased to be a virtue, and the Doctor de- cided that 'something must be done. At last he hit it and decided to raise a beard, big and bushy. So he set about the task with a hearty good will, and time began to reward the nob-le effort by the appearance of a .few curly light brown hairs. And they multi- plied after their kind and grew and nourished fin ,now he is the fi. ., pro-ud and happy possessor of a . beautiful bunch of whiskers o-n his A , - Q sw- We l chin. If you don't believe this is .5 story, Dr. Byram still has the ' beard to show you. A P. S.-Hurry up, for an addi- in tion to the Byram -family has ar- K lp rived, and we don't' kno-w how Z long the beard will remain there. M y . Q - fl Q V ' C N. ?

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Qlilgziqerngnnsiz zgluniana Dental. QIDIIEQBAZ 1904 annual S FACULTY FACTS AND SoMF Moms STUFF ,R. HUNT has recently been to New York City, and we hear that Chauncey M. De- pew has lost some of his popularity on ac- count of the visit. The Senior class asked our Dean to tell 'em all about his trip. We I can't imitate Dr. I-Iunt, but this is about it: Every time I go to'New York they have the 'most remarkable weather they have had for yearsf Last time I went was in the winter of 1902, and men were sunstruck, when the coal dealers should have been getting rich, in- stead of the ice men. A This time it was so cold that East River froze over so-lid enough to- walk across. I didn't walk, though. I took the ferry. What are you laughing about? I donit mean that kind of a 'fairy'. Of course the tugs and ferry boats broke up the ice in pieces from the Size of cherries and oranges toigreat big chunks. It was a great sight, the fact is, that I never saw so much stuff that looked like high-balls in my life. I believe if they do very much business in New York they ought to pay me to stay away- and at the last lecture to this class I believe I was talking about the several stages of inHamm'ation, and I think I left off at the very appropriate stage of thrombosis, or was it no further than stasis? Does anybody know what I was talking about any- way ?,' 5 We ri If i . g , - g F . .., , . S, . F, . . , . . . . . .,, , . . , - .. .. . .

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2 ' 6,4 .ri rf! i -A .375 - ' . nun prognosis 1 gynninnn Dental Qtnunnn 1t1904.QiIUlI81 1 F FACULTY FACTS AND SOME SMORE STUFF V rs PROGNOSIS has been very fortunate .M - ' ,. 1n scooping Dr. E. Raymond Kibleris new A' . theory of cervical decay. The editor has 5 been given the exclusive right to put this , r theory 'in print. Dr. Kibler received his i clue from an old lady patient and is now trying to- take the credit for the discovery. The old lady saw the editor and explained that Dr. Kibler had confidentially expounded the theory to a few close friends and was claiming it was original with him. As the theory has not been made public as yet, we think this is a good chance to give the real discoverer the real credit. A T The old lady says that decay gets into the tooth and, of course, has to get out some way. fAnybody can see thatfj Of course it goes out by the path of least resistance and the enamel being thinnest near the gingival, 'decay breaks out there. It do be so simple. ' 'I' ' L A-a n ,f '-1 i 'alE -in i :.--, Y Y? 1 in 5 as f '-J' Ln We feel sure that the Doctor's conscience will be clearer now that we have forestalled him, than had we- permitted him to go on and undeservedly reap the glory that is due all great discoverers. . Dr. Lucas is new, but he is beginning to look shop- worn, and a look of care is beginning to settle on his face. We are glad something is being settled anyhow. He says he doesn't know whether he would rather have to answer juniors' silly questions or eat welsh rarebit out of some- body's new chahng-dish. y g Dr. Harry Weller still says darn. We wish to warn him that darn is only a forerunner to a much worse wo-rd, which we hope the little man will never say. Any- how, we think it is just as bad to say darn and mean something else, as to say something else and to mean darn T