Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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' a , . s me qsmguqzm z gjuniaua Dental Qliullege 1 wmismnuat ley walk, a Newcomer, by the name of Anna, came upon the scene. Immediately upon realizing the lucky catch of her friend, she said: O'Dell, you saucy thing. I'll show you at merry Chase. So she began to Study the case and to Trinkle in the affair, which necessitated her writing some notes. She assumed the role of a Trayler, and, with her little dog Snyder in the Van, set' out to Hunt down the pair, but they seemed to be Masters of the situation and so successfully eluded Anna's efforts that she was left in the Myer. She soon realized that she had been foiled 3' so she sighed, Oh, Shaw ! , The couple was once more out of danger, and the little creature who had kept faith and fought a good fight threw herself upon his Craig and QMCQ Clung as the ivy to the wall, as she exultingly whispered, At last you are my per Simmonfdjsf' He soon became Bosfsj of the ice trust and sold that congealed product to Byers, and then they were married and' lived more or less happily ever afterward to a ripe old age, and left lots of money fo-r their many children to spend for Red Devils. How would you like to be the Icefrjman? R. L. SWINDLER. 1 . f An Arkansas editor, who' read that a young lady from New York s kneads bread with her gloves on, says: We need bread with our pants on, we need bread with our boots on, and if some of our subscribers in arrears don't pay up soon we shall need bread with nothing on. l ,ggi sam -mx: .As.r6.3n.i.'ba.m.

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itlge ro num nmana wtal r T' Q!37'f L iii ' E21 QIIDIIBQB : 1904 annual SENIOR HASH s l W X' i ' , NCB to every man and nation comes a moment to decide. Such was the so- I, X g ' liloquy of a coy' young Fox one 'hap- py Day in the good 'old Winter time N U A-ti when old mother earth was robed in a p mantle of spotless White. y ml . ' Now the exciting cause of this mo- lecular revolution of the gray matter of her anatomy was a certain modest Bachelor whom she had been .known to Ggleg so, this being leap year, sheset about to effect his capture. Dan Cupid with his. quiver of arrows im- pressed his personality so effectively that, after some slight maneuvers, a proposal was formally presentedlhim, .to which he readily acquiesced, and the time for his be- coming a benedict was near at hand. Time, however, di- vulged the fact that his betrothed was a Swindler. This discovery humiliated him very greatly, ashe sought out the Priest, who had been endowed with his pontifical func- tion on the day of Pentecost. In the presence of this rev- erend gentleman, he proceeded to- do penance, and all went well till his confessor demanded his Fee, when he declared it was' not Wright that he should make this second sacri- flce. Having implicit confidence in the strength and the agility of his pedal appendages, he lied to Anderson, thence to Oberlin, where he was apprehended and taken into- cus- tody by his creditor, who, ever ready to compromise small matters, said: judging from your appearance, I conclude you are a good Fensfterjmakerg so, if you have not the wherewith with which to liquidate, you may enclose my Balrnfieldf' I The gentleman, seeming to realize that there were other Wills besides his own, condescended to do this menial labor. True love being Blind, his lady love followed in his retreat, and as they were quietly tripping along the Shel-

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. . N The 'prognosis alumna zmmai QEDHBQB :www annual V x n l soon BYE Now to us the future beckons Onward, Upward, we must range 5 'Toward the higher life we're striving, r And our purpose must not change. ' We must leave thee, Alma Mater, h 'Tis la saddening thought, weknowg But thy spirit still shall guide us Wheresoever we may go. p i a Now, farewell, though loath to leave thee, We must other paths pursue, r l But will ho-ld thee in our memory W When at work in pastures new. a A. J. AUGHINBAUGH.