Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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The qevngnnsis ziglnniana mental Qtollege S1904 annual X And God spake this to man- Eat bread by the sweat of thy brow. But, to judge by the actions of some, they took the last word to be Frau. T If a man firmly believes that Providence favors fools only, he is under the impression that it has slighted him. Boys who steal jam generally feel a jar other than the one in which the fruit is stored. Ladies who have fleshy husbands are literally living on the fat of the land. A woman generally goes up in the air on her wedding tour. Silence is golden, but gold is' not silent, if money talks. Money makes the mare go, and 'vice versa. k Most boys are 'too green to thrash. We would like to believe the stories we hear of ninety- pound men who used to weigh about two hundred, but they are too thin. A i People say they can not get along with cranks: That's true. They generally stay several decades behind them. The woman who sits up late at night waiting to kiss her husband, who has the hiccoughs, is up to snuff. One sparker is sufficient to propel an automobile, but two can scarcely guide one. ' The greatest drawback to the use of the airship is gravity. 4 i It takes the man with cents to play the penny machine. One of the few lasting trades is shoemaking. Paris Green is a great thing for the blues. 1

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I1 Q ana qawgnuglga 1 Slnbiana Dental Qinllege : 1904211111181 Our friends tell us of our faults, because they are our .Beer may have made Milwaukee famous, but the picture friends, and our enemies tell us of the same shortcomings, of the girl in the advertisements certainly augmented the because they are our enemies. Prolonged silence, without embarrassment, existing be- fame of the beer to a great extent. The man who makes puns is like the wanton schoolboy tween two individuals is one of the symptoms oftrue friend- who puts pennies on the railroad track-he is often without ship. , the coppers. P SICK PHILOSOPHY . Dillon Hacker, the Marie Corelli of the junior class, writes: The devil sends the naughty winds to blow the girls' skirts high. The Lord is good, He sends the dust to blind the bad manls eye. HARVEY GLENN BOYD-Oh, Lizzie, are you Bizzie? y f .N Canfield is a great lover of dogs, but his knowledge of other animals is I 2 limited. The first time he visited a circus and saw a zebra he told a friend that . f he had seen a penitentiary mule that had its stripes on yet. C

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ang qmgnnsiszigmniaana Dental college 2Q1904rQIIlI1IHl My mother kissed ,me and I became a painterf' So says some old -gazabog but, on the most of us, our mothers might wear their kissers out and We would still be unable to do a barn justice. T It does little good to, say burny to the child who has never touched something hot, and afterwards' it is unneces- sary. l y Kissing is a commerce--an interchange of bugs fkissing bugsj that no one trust will ever control. Some people's idea of economy is to spend their money like a prodigal, but Worry more when it is gone. Almost everybody has a train of thought, and many are on fast lines. It is a burning shame to leave a gold crown in the iire too long. p The child who tries to mock is having a real mock trial. The Woman who makes a practice of kissing every de- fenseless child she meets is either very unthoughtful or has a most revengeful disposition. 'Bad habits, like Indianapolis girls, are easily acquired but hard to break away from. The fact that one vvants to know, by experience does not necessarily prove him to be a disbeliever. You can judge a man by his clothes--if he is a union man. y , ' Many people are so prudish that total innocence shocks them. To the one who would warn the wild young man: V 'T is no crime to be poor, but it isn't nice. W Adieu! Think I've imposed on yo-u 'long enough. 1 HOWARD R. RAPER.