Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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I1 Q ana qawgnuglga 1 Slnbiana Dental Qinllege : 1904211111181 Our friends tell us of our faults, because they are our .Beer may have made Milwaukee famous, but the picture friends, and our enemies tell us of the same shortcomings, of the girl in the advertisements certainly augmented the because they are our enemies. Prolonged silence, without embarrassment, existing be- fame of the beer to a great extent. The man who makes puns is like the wanton schoolboy tween two individuals is one of the symptoms oftrue friend- who puts pennies on the railroad track-he is often without ship. , the coppers. P SICK PHILOSOPHY . Dillon Hacker, the Marie Corelli of the junior class, writes: The devil sends the naughty winds to blow the girls' skirts high. The Lord is good, He sends the dust to blind the bad manls eye. HARVEY GLENN BOYD-Oh, Lizzie, are you Bizzie? y f .N Canfield is a great lover of dogs, but his knowledge of other animals is I 2 limited. The first time he visited a circus and saw a zebra he told a friend that . f he had seen a penitentiary mule that had its stripes on yet. C

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crlgelqawgnnzfs : gmniauap Dental Qtnuege zu 1904 annual If brevity is the soul of wit, the Freshman class surely y Money talksl' is an old expression, out of date. I, P. has the so-ul. Morgan talks is used by the more enlightened classes. Laugh and the World laughs with you, i Everything comes to him! who waits -providing he Cry and the World laughs at you. is the only child and is Waiting for his parents to die. People who give you a piece of their mind generally do The chief attraction in Indianapolis on Sunday is gravi- themselves an injustice. p up - ' tation. BYRAM+Clarence, what do you do at night? DOBSON-I sleep. Q BYRAM-What do you do in the daytime? DoBsoN-Rest up for the night. l DR. H-. I don't know the formula forHBlack's I, 2, 3. A. E-L W-T-. Well, ho-W old is Ann, then? Dr. Conrad, from Royal Centre, alias Grandaddy , alias Slippery Elm , spells it with a capital I-T. l

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The qevngnnsis ziglnniana mental Qtollege S1904 annual X And God spake this to man- Eat bread by the sweat of thy brow. But, to judge by the actions of some, they took the last word to be Frau. T If a man firmly believes that Providence favors fools only, he is under the impression that it has slighted him. Boys who steal jam generally feel a jar other than the one in which the fruit is stored. Ladies who have fleshy husbands are literally living on the fat of the land. A woman generally goes up in the air on her wedding tour. Silence is golden, but gold is' not silent, if money talks. Money makes the mare go, and 'vice versa. k Most boys are 'too green to thrash. We would like to believe the stories we hear of ninety- pound men who used to weigh about two hundred, but they are too thin. A i People say they can not get along with cranks: That's true. They generally stay several decades behind them. The woman who sits up late at night waiting to kiss her husband, who has the hiccoughs, is up to snuff. One sparker is sufficient to propel an automobile, but two can scarcely guide one. ' The greatest drawback to the use of the airship is gravity. 4 i It takes the man with cents to play the penny machine. One of the few lasting trades is shoemaking. Paris Green is a great thing for the blues. 1