Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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Mt ake keel ich- iiss the and FFP, E to and nam md A 1 ui one '1avqgnusfB 1 gmniaua Dental eizpuegz : 1904iQIiII1I8tI tsa A+, DR. HURTY, the lecture room being wellventilated, asked MISS F ox-Do you believe in great standing armies? Wh0 did if- ' - Miss CLUTHE-N o, one armfyj sitting has been 'con- . HAPPY DAY says, Here y genial to me., ' DR. HURTY-What will we do- for him? Q ' UHAPPYH-Take me to the brewery. y DR. HUNT-Shaw, what is a germicide? g DR. HURTY-SOmC prefer one kind of 'a death--some SHAW-A germicide is a germ that causes disease. another. - r i R y . l y y WANTED! y Would that others might think of me as I think of my- MALTED MILK. self !-H award Tate. g r -DR. BYRAM. Some of the rural male folk who visit the Wor1d's Fair at St. Louis will doubtless get a souvenir spoon or two that their wives will never have to scour. R The hindsight is better than the foresight sometimesg but not when aa . ' 5 . f . t man goes into a saloon just as his wife is hurrying to overtake him. X 1 3 5 .1

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Gllgefqevngunsts :p Siuntanaeibental Qtollege z-.1904 annual it 1. I l X QB: wn P,'E-'QI-E.-YDIrN-Q JLQTC In the roll-call Bachelor's name comes just after Miss Cluthe's. Dr. Hunt in calling the roll had a sheet Miss Davis had Written, and he co-uld not make out Bachelor's name. CMiss Davis is a good penman, thoughjj He asked Whose name cameafter Miss Cluthe's, and some Wise one answered, Bach- elor, and Dr. Hunt said that was a good place for a Bachelor, after Miss Cluthe. ' Widup, of the Junior class, after being told by Dr. Lucas to wash out the cavity with carbolic acid, took his Water syringe, filled it full of acid and squirted it in the patient's mouth. The patient rebelled and said: Dr. Widup, I can never stand that. Doctor said: I know it is hard, but you will have to stand it, for Dr. Lucas said so. Hurtyis definition of a man-A man is an animal, bulbular at one end and bifurcated at the other. X D Taylor's definition of a dentist-A dentist is neither a professional man nor a mechanical man. He is, in all probability, a sojourner who fills and cleans teeth.

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one qemgmnsis z gmnianal Mental Qtnmge 1 1904 Qmiual NOTICE! The whiskers which Swindler Wears T ' I WILTEET BE Are composed in a large measure of hairsg REsPoNs1BLE FoR MY I-1UsBAND,s DEBTS. That, then' hue he ll dlsgmse . With some dark Diamond Dyes A. H. CLUTHE. Is one of our mo-st permanent prayers. . It is said that some Juniors would make good acrobats because they go from bar to bar so easily. There are others! ' T I-Iappy7' Day will soon publish his late-st sentimental ballad entitled, Mingle your eyebrows with mine. - Tommy Hoppengarner consoled one of his U57 girls by saying: I'll love you when your money is all gone, but I'll not be with you. T Escaped from Hurty and Clark's Greatest Show on Earth.