Indiana University School of Dentistry - Prognosis Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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Gllgefqevngunsts :p Siuntanaeibental Qtollege z-.1904 annual it 1. I l X QB: wn P,'E-'QI-E.-YDIrN-Q JLQTC In the roll-call Bachelor's name comes just after Miss Cluthe's. Dr. Hunt in calling the roll had a sheet Miss Davis had Written, and he co-uld not make out Bachelor's name. CMiss Davis is a good penman, thoughjj He asked Whose name cameafter Miss Cluthe's, and some Wise one answered, Bach- elor, and Dr. Hunt said that was a good place for a Bachelor, after Miss Cluthe. ' Widup, of the Junior class, after being told by Dr. Lucas to wash out the cavity with carbolic acid, took his Water syringe, filled it full of acid and squirted it in the patient's mouth. The patient rebelled and said: Dr. Widup, I can never stand that. Doctor said: I know it is hard, but you will have to stand it, for Dr. Lucas said so. Hurtyis definition of a man-A man is an animal, bulbular at one end and bifurcated at the other. X D Taylor's definition of a dentist-A dentist is neither a professional man nor a mechanical man. He is, in all probability, a sojourner who fills and cleans teeth.

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nga sof nan E he idly l ' The 19205110515 . gmmana Dental Qtullege A1904 annual PORCELAIN ROOM ' Q ' WHO THREW THAT BRICK? Woe unto the man who bought so late ' A porcelain outfit and a little plate, To mix and carve with artistic taste A tooth your honor made of paste. A The sun was sinking in the sink, The cows were chewing air, The violets turned a sky-blue pink, A I When CUNNINGHAM combed his Hair. Its size and shape both nice must be .- . - To please the eye of I. Q. B. - -HICKMAN. Rov MYER-Vinegar. DR. BYRAM-What is a good pickling solution ? Dr. Orville Van Kirk, alias Red , alias Sandy , in the extracting room, while attempting to disassociate an inferior molar from the contiguous tis- . sues, caught the patient's tongue in his forceps and pulled it out about two feet. Oh, Doctor, Doctor, dear Doctor, what have I done, what have I done? Will they hang me ? Q .

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Mt ake keel ich- iiss the and FFP, E to and nam md A 1 ui one '1avqgnusfB 1 gmniaua Dental eizpuegz : 1904iQIiII1I8tI tsa A+, DR. HURTY, the lecture room being wellventilated, asked MISS F ox-Do you believe in great standing armies? Wh0 did if- ' - Miss CLUTHE-N o, one armfyj sitting has been 'con- . HAPPY DAY says, Here y genial to me., ' DR. HURTY-What will we do- for him? Q ' UHAPPYH-Take me to the brewery. y DR. HUNT-Shaw, what is a germicide? g DR. HURTY-SOmC prefer one kind of 'a death--some SHAW-A germicide is a germ that causes disease. another. - r i R y . l y y WANTED! y Would that others might think of me as I think of my- MALTED MILK. self !-H award Tate. g r -DR. BYRAM. Some of the rural male folk who visit the Wor1d's Fair at St. Louis will doubtless get a souvenir spoon or two that their wives will never have to scour. R The hindsight is better than the foresight sometimesg but not when aa . ' 5 . f . t man goes into a saloon just as his wife is hurrying to overtake him. X 1 3 5 .1