Indiana Masonic Home High School - Ma Ho Hi Yearbook (Frankfort, IN)

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1 1 0 J. Pd G3 COOHOHII C9 FEW v X I Lucid Intervals Irene Slavey: Bucky, do you know The Sony In My Heart? Eugene Buchanan: What do you think I am-an ex-ray? Miss Coons: ftrying to teach man- ners inua Junior recitationb Wilma, use please in a sentence. Wilma Campbell: Cafter short hesi- tationj Charles Guinnup is a kitchen police. Mrs. Miller: fin Health classj Heydon, what are two functions of the blood? Heydon Buchanan: The bloofd carries waste. Mis. Miner: Is that all? fNo answer from H. BJ Someone else answers: It carries food also. Heydon: fto Mrs. Millerj Oh, I thought you knew that much. Mr. Thrams: fduring band reher- salj Emerson, didn't I tell you to play that strain in one flat? Emerson Boyd: I did. Mr. Thrams: It wasn't right that time. E. Boyd: Well, you didn't tell me which one and I've got my choice of four. Laura Duffy: Don't you put a silk worm in taffy? Miss Woollen: Why, no! Laura D.: I'll bet you do because right here it says to cook until it spins a thread. Miss Custer: Hubert, what was Edgar Allen Poe? Hub Griffy: He was a fiend. Miss C.: What kind of a fiend? Hub G.: Morphene. Hvelene Silvers: Martha, please hurry, it's six o'clock. Martha Hipkiss: Aw, you're nuts, it was five-thirty only half an hour ago. Emerson Boyd: Charlie, who in- vented the steam engine? Charles Irvine: fsleepilyj W'at? Robert Adams: fseriouslyj Fm getting along pretty good in printing. Last year at this time I didn't know anything, now I know twice as much. Mary Mae: What do you know about the price of peanuts? Freeda Terry: Latest quotations, Hubert Griffy and I were dancing and he stepped on my foot. He said he felt like two cents. H Claire Barnette: fseeing that Earl's watch had stoppedJ Earl, what is the matter with your watch? Earl Naylor: Oh, its just like its owner. Claire B.: How's that, too lazy to move? Earl N.: No, just in that tired and run down condition. Miss Woollen: Heydon, why are you taking Botany? Heydon Buchanan: Fm going to be an undertaken The Original Basket Ball Robert Pierson: Yeh, we used to pick oranges off the trees and bounce 'em on the way to school in Californy, me and my gang. In Need Of Old Age Pensions Claire Barnette: Some of Clay's ancestors are still living in his home- stead at Ashland. O DP QCA 'WC QC: i.

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E1 ' 19 Mflf1Qi'll QFHQ I FEDERAL SCHOOL INSPECTORS VISIT MASONIC HOME HIGH SCHOOL Unexpected Visit Finds School Offi- cials Unprepared-Day Saved by Botany Class The first annual school inspection tour by a delegation from the newly formed Department of Public Educa- tion has brought much astounding information to light. Through a recent inspection tour of the Indiana Masonic Home high school, located at Frankfort, Indiana, some twenty-one miles north of Indi- anapolis, the Department of Educa- tion of the United States has the following record. The Indiana Masonic Home high school building is a large structure of grey brick. It appears to be of quite ancient vintage. As one enters the building he is impressed with the clam and solemnity of that institu- tion. Indeed, were it not for the sweet chorus of bells that divide the day into periods of eighty minutes each, one would most certainly judge the building to be unused. At those intervals when calm and dignified looking scholars pass quiet- ly from room to room, one wonders at the nun-like stillness of the change. The first open door that was passed on the tour was heralded by a gold- edged placard to be that of Principal Sageser. There sat Prin. Fred M. Sageser serenely smoking a long mild- looking cigar. His feet were cocked upon his highly polished and beauti- fully furnished mahogany desk, and he was chuckling over the episodes of one Jesse James. A very harmonius scene for such a large city high school, many of the delegates ejacu- lated. Upon the kind offer of the Princi- pal to visit Mr. Cade's room, the members were greeted with the most surprising fas it proved to bel fea- ture of the entire school. The Geo- metry recitation was on. The great hubbub of voices that was heard by the visitors was suddenly quieted by their entrance. Here, very unlike the rest of the school, was a very unruly and astoundingly hilarious class. Everything seemed out of order, initials deeply carved on the desks, comic cartoons drawn over the board, and everything in general disorder. There were looks of mortification and chargin on the faces of Principal Sageser and Mr. Cade as the visitors withdrew in evident disgust. Principal Sageser, now in a great desire to make amends, pleaded with the delegation to visit with him the Botany class that was now in confer- ence. As the men opened the labora- tory door, the attending teacher, Miss Mary E. Woollen, had just asked the class a knotty question relating to plant life, every hand was quickly raised. The visitors stood transfixed during an interval of ten minutes while the teacher asked and had an- swered question after question by the dignified, attentive, and surprisingly well informed Botanists. The day was saved. The visitors pleaded to be allow. ed to attend the Foreign Language department, presided over by Mrs. J. A. H. Miller, where the first year Latin class was in session. KNote by the Editorl I had just begun to get interested in a report pertaining to the extraor- dinary intelligence and keen intellect of the Freshman class. It's a little hazy now but it seems that this class had recently taken all major prizes in a Latin contest held at Washington D. C. They were running off declen-