Indian River Central School - Ojequack Yearbook (Philadelphia, NY)

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 Knock Me Out! Let’s Party! Wow, like awesome man. I'd be bummed to the max if my pals Bruce Walts and Billie Jo Smith weren't voted L.O.T.P. Gotta Go, like the pizza guy just got here. Larry Lampshade Partytown, USA Gosh, I mean really ... I thought I dressed to the nines. But Billy Crowder and Lisa Mead, you absolutely knock me out. My voice went up three octives when I saw your boffo picture. M. Jackson Everywhere, USA Hey man, don’t forget Shelly Thompson, Mike Scheer. Belinda West, Chris Col- eman, Robyn Shippee, Paul Biolsi, Tim Pickcrt, Tim Hoistion, Lynn Gleisner. and Laura Brown. Thanks man. Larry (again) Don't forget Paul Biolsi, Terri Vantassel, Mike Scheer, and Theresa Sullivan. V. Sasson Hairnet City, California Psss... wake up! Zzzzz . . . what! Oh wow! I guess I kinda dropped off for a few z’s. 1 thought I could relax! But Phil Makuch and Linda Schmidt! For the longest time I thought Phil was a coat in the corner of open studyhall. You should also mention a few of the other “sleepers”... like Drappo and Glinda, Lynn Gleisner, Melody, Scheer, Buckley, Lovett, Trerise. Rose, Brown, Gigi, and Vickie Lancaster. Perry Comotose 4 Time, June 1985

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Smart? I guess so! I taught I was smart . . . boy, did I get a wrong number on dat vun! Mine theory of relativity leafs me cold! Dcasc guys is real- ly a couple of shmarly pants! Mine hats off to Shcott Johnston ant Katie Andrews. Albert Hinestein Leave it to Them I bequeath ... To Kim B — I want to leave you my soccer skills (getting a team yellow card for stopping a goal), my knee pad (which always is on the wrong the knee), and my shin guards (which never helped me anyway). Have a better season next year! Sincerely. Rosy I leave my best joke to whoever wants it .. . wait! where is it? I had it with me just a minute ago. Ok, nobody leave this page un- til I get my joke back!... I’m waiting . . . Hugh Morris Popular People Tom Veivia and Connie Culbertson are tops . . they're the kind of people you can invite over to dinner and you know simpl EVERYONE will just die with envy. “Biff Smithington IV Nothing against Tom and Connie but there are a few other notables among the pop set. Virgil Bacon. Dale Eggleston, Vickie Lancaster. Shelly Thompson. Patt Edwards, and Reata Patterson Won Duk Lo Time, June 1985 3

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The Tall’n Small of it Come on, was there really any doubt? Chris Dingman should have been voted most likely to scrape all the hair off the top of his head from low ceiling. And Carrie Burr, I mean give me a break, my lunch was bigger than her. Great choice guys. Hey Chris, how's the air up there? Get any nose bleeds? Ha ha. Carrie! Stand up . .. what do you mean you are standing up. Ha ha. Annette Funnyjello P.S. Rod Raymon’s pretty tall too, and Patty Edwards could saddle up a collie and ride’em like seabiscuit! Poems, Poems... Dear Seniors, We are the class of 85! Our size is small, but our action is live! Our days are near done here at I.R.C., Many were fun; you must agree! First there was Landas And his glaring green socks. Than Guga’s head caused My eyes to see spots. Next let me mention Huntress’ Truly tasteless ties. My how we've suffered Horrid sights with our eyes! As our eyes regained sight and our heads stopped to swoon. It was awful to realize: “We’re in Kenny’s cold room!” A teacher downstairs had some Fun about those days. It was perfectly obvious: Coolidge's baby boom! You are enjoying this poem I hope. At least it’s not like An old Murray bad joke! Let me now end with a Wish that’s sincere; Fellow class: In the years ahead and All things that you do. May happiness and prosperity come To each and all of you! Scott Johnson Nothing Succeeds... Like success! These two could strike oil digging for clams. I’ve got a great idea . . . let’s get Whispell and Chris to buy a whole bunch of lottery tickets . . . like about three thousand or so. Hey, one of them is bound to be at least a two-dollar winner! Ferd Berferd PS: Hats off to Duncan, Biolsi, Hoiston, Denise Rose, Bill Jcsmorc, Deb Taylor and Rcata Patterson. (still) Ferd Time, June 1985