Indian River Central School - Ojequack Yearbook (Philadelphia, NY)

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Smart? I guess so! I taught I was smart . . . boy, did I get a wrong number on dat vun! Mine theory of relativity leafs me cold! Dcasc guys is real- ly a couple of shmarly pants! Mine hats off to Shcott Johnston ant Katie Andrews. Albert Hinestein Leave it to Them I bequeath ... To Kim B — I want to leave you my soccer skills (getting a team yellow card for stopping a goal), my knee pad (which always is on the wrong the knee), and my shin guards (which never helped me anyway). Have a better season next year! Sincerely. Rosy I leave my best joke to whoever wants it .. . wait! where is it? I had it with me just a minute ago. Ok, nobody leave this page un- til I get my joke back!... I’m waiting . . . Hugh Morris Popular People Tom Veivia and Connie Culbertson are tops . . they're the kind of people you can invite over to dinner and you know simpl EVERYONE will just die with envy. “Biff Smithington IV Nothing against Tom and Connie but there are a few other notables among the pop set. Virgil Bacon. Dale Eggleston, Vickie Lancaster. Shelly Thompson. Patt Edwards, and Reata Patterson Won Duk Lo Time, June 1985 3

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Letters Best Personality To the Editors: I really enjoyed your choice for best per- sonalities, David Eckert and Darcy Griffin arc the nicest people I know. Kent Hearyou Let's not forget all the other great people . . . Jeff Hoffman, Paul Biolsi. Bob Gleason, Bill Jesmore, Sheila Thompson, Patty Edwards, Tim Hoistion, Virgil Bacon, Mike Ives. Mark Hagan, Lynn Glcisncr. and Tracic Bartlett. Ophillia Kneecap Hey what’s the big deal ... I’m a great guy . I deserve to be voted best personality . OK, so I pushed those three old ladies down a flight of stairs, anybody can make one mistake. Come on. give me a break . .. I don’t get no respect ... I mean I’m so ug- lydme mother fed me with a slingshot . . . When I was born the doctor slapped my mother! Rodney Dangerous The Legend I Without a doubt, these arc four of the nicest legs I’ve ever seen. Please . . . can your magazine do a follow-up to this story? Wc’s like to sec the best ankles, toes, fingernails etc. Hugh G. Motion Jim Hewitt and Pcnni Shaw have the nicest gams I’ve ever seen . . . and I’ve seen ‘cm all sweetheart. Here’s lookin at you kid. H. Bogart Forrest Lawn Legs not forget Jeff “Legs” Hoffman, Mike “shins” Scheer, Theresa “LLLcg- ggs!” Sullivan, Malt “knees” Demel and Dale “Super Thigh” Eggleston. Legs Diamond Leggs Corporation I Remember... I remember one day in social studies when Mr. Kenney forgot to “xyzpdq” the day Mr. Gee took almost a full period to notice obscene picture on the periodical table; the day we had a fire in chemistry lab and when the rubber hose on the faucet nearly exploded. I remember the time Bill Jesmore was attacked during lunch by a certain girl. I remember Dave Eckert in study hall and all the fun we had. Signed, Chris Bodies Beautiful When it comes to athletics, our school should be proud of the likes of Brett Canell and Rhonda Bretch. They’re tough but nice. Great choice IRC! Way to go! Rah! Rah! Rah! I even wrote a poem: I like Brett . . and I like Rhonda. Even more . . . Then my dad’s Honda . . . Great huh? Patty O’Furniturc Let’s not forget the other excellent ex- amples of muscular and athletic aptitude . . . Dale Eggleston. Dana Burt, Lisa Dor- man. Becky Trerise and Trina Gale. A sinewy ensemble if ever there was one. A. Really Smart guy Hey, let’s hear it for all us wimps ... I mean guys like me with arms like spaghetti (No. 11) arc tough in a lot of ways. Just last week I beat up 12 Girl Scouts . .. OK, OK it was 12 Brownies but they started it. W Wimpington 2 Time. June 1985

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 Knock Me Out! Let’s Party! Wow, like awesome man. I'd be bummed to the max if my pals Bruce Walts and Billie Jo Smith weren't voted L.O.T.P. Gotta Go, like the pizza guy just got here. Larry Lampshade Partytown, USA Gosh, I mean really ... I thought I dressed to the nines. But Billy Crowder and Lisa Mead, you absolutely knock me out. My voice went up three octives when I saw your boffo picture. M. Jackson Everywhere, USA Hey man, don’t forget Shelly Thompson, Mike Scheer. Belinda West, Chris Col- eman, Robyn Shippee, Paul Biolsi, Tim Pickcrt, Tim Hoistion, Lynn Gleisner. and Laura Brown. Thanks man. Larry (again) Don't forget Paul Biolsi, Terri Vantassel, Mike Scheer, and Theresa Sullivan. V. Sasson Hairnet City, California Psss... wake up! Zzzzz . . . what! Oh wow! I guess I kinda dropped off for a few z’s. 1 thought I could relax! But Phil Makuch and Linda Schmidt! For the longest time I thought Phil was a coat in the corner of open studyhall. You should also mention a few of the other “sleepers”... like Drappo and Glinda, Lynn Gleisner, Melody, Scheer, Buckley, Lovett, Trerise. Rose, Brown, Gigi, and Vickie Lancaster. Perry Comotose 4 Time, June 1985