Indian River Central School - Ojequack Yearbook (Philadelphia, NY)

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The American Scene Finding Out What It's All About... Senior Day is always something to see at Indian River. Seniors are given the (privilege punishment?) of tak- ing the place of teachers and staff for the day. Many of us found out that it’s not so easy facing a roomful of little “darlings.” In fact, we found teaching falls somewhere between utter confusion and pro wrestling! Actually, it wasn’t that bad and we did get to go into the faculty room (cough! cough!) Julie Call and Mike Schcer as Mr. Nuffcr The Fun Lunch Brunch 10 Time, June 1985

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Grin it and Bear it! Mike Hull and Jodie Culbertson cer- tainly do have beautiful smiles . . . much nicer than my former girlfriend Bculinda. She was so bucktoothed that Conrail used to hire her as a “cowcatcher on their freight train to Kansas. It literally broke up our relationship ... she just wouldn’t give up her career. Seymore Gumms Newimproved Crest. Idaho The American Federation of Dental Floss manufacturers would like to suggest you consider the following persons as alter- nates for nicest smile ... just in case either of the winners gets caught in some scandal (like not brushing after every meal, or go- ing more than six months without a check-up). Robyn Shippee. Adriana Rincon, Bob Gleason, Deb Taylor, Sheila Thompson, Vickie Lancaster, Terri VanTassel, Dale Eggleston, Chris Coleman, Brian Drappo, and Jeff Hoffman. AF of DF Bicuspid. Vermont I'd like to take this opportunity to clear up a little historical maccuracy that’s been bothering me for the past 200 years. It concerns my teeth. They are not made out wood . . . they’re real and so is the color of Ronald Reagan’s hair. We presidents are sick of being poked fun at. Ouch, I just got a silver in my tongue . . . gotta go. G. Washington Mount Vermin Can we talk? Oh grow up! Edgar says my mouth is so big that Elizabeth Taylor could play frisbee on my lips. Have you seen Liz lately? She just bought a new monogramed sweater with the golden arches on it. Really . . . she’s got a special bib she wears at McDonald’s that says: 5 million served ... to me.” Joan Rivers Flirting in America. You couldn’t have picked two people who would have better represented that principals of flirtation than Bill LaVallec and Julie Call. Both are members in good standing of The US Flirtation Association, The American Federation of Teasers, The New York Temptation Society, and Save the Flirts. Great choices! Rex Sit ement Lake Taunt. Utah Hey, there are lots of people who are good at flirting. Yee gadds you’ve got beautiful eyes (excuse me!). On some occa- sions I’ve been known to flirt . .. You're how old? You’re kidding . .. come on! (Whoops there I go again.) Anyway, don’t forget all the other great all time teasers ... Trina Gale, Tim Hoistion, Terri Van- Tassel, Tom Gilmartin, Glinda Coun- tryman, and Jason Zeller. Boh A loo The Bongo Congo Couples. . . Isn’t it simply smashing to see a happy young couple like Rick Honeywell and Patty Looker? Of course Charles and I are happy ... at least that’s what the Enquirer says. I do love him. I just wish people would stop making jokes about his nose. Just the other day we were standing in line at a movie, it was raining, and a particular rude woman asked if she could stand under his nose to get out of the elements. Princess Di There are a lot of great couples you guys forgot to mention .. . how about ... oh no. they broke up. Well there’s . . .no, they’ve been fighting lately. Aren’t whats-his- namc and Linda still ... no they split last fall. Well anyway. I'm still going out with . . . wait a minute, his name will come to me . . . it's right on the tip of my tongue. Happy birthday to you . . . happy birthday to you . . . happy birthday dear . . . Bill? Bob? Benny? Well, it starts with a “B”... Ann Nesia LETTERS TO THE EDITOR should be addressed to TIME, Time Life Building, Indian River Central, Philadelphia, N Y. 13673, and should in- clude the writer’s full name, address and marital status. Letters may be edited or thrown out as we wish. Time, June 1984 9

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Chris Hutchinson and Tim Hoiston as Mrs. McCormick Katie Andrews and Lisa Mead as Mr. G. Smith ‘I didn’t know teachers had this much fun!’ Phillip Makuch as Mrs. Landas Time, June 1985 11