Indian River Central School - Ojequack Yearbook (Philadelphia, NY)

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I remember . . . In 8th grade when Laura Brown, Linda Schmidt, Sheila and Shelly Thompson, and Terri VanTasscl went to a dance that look place in 1981. One of those girls dropped a bottle of Peppermint Schnopps in the hall. We all got into trouble. Who do you think dropped it? Love. Terri VanTassel I remember. . . Rhonda giving Bill Jesmore a shinner in the closing night of “Operation Ice Cube . I Bequeath . . . My ability to keep quiet while playing a tennis match toTami Hoover. Robyn Shippee I remember. . . All the great and wonderful times that I had at IR with all my friends and teachers. From. Jason Z. I remember. .. Mr. Guga and sick Polish jokes. But seriously I had fun in his class and picking on him. I would also like to thank Mr. Kettrick for being my friend all through my high school years. Love. Donna Hajdasz I remember... When all six of us wore our NARLY shirts to school and from that day on we never heard the end of it .. .(From you know who) LoveNARLYS. Carrie Patsy Kim Mary Jo Lesley Lynn P.S. M.J. lives on forever. I only have eyes for you... Well, it's finally happened . . . after years of being the guy with the classiest eyes, my title is taken away. I suppose it was bound to happen sooner or later. I’m not mad. Trisha Tucker and Doug Koerick have each got quite a set blinkers. Anyway, I'll get over it. Paul Newman Hollywood Your magazines should also recognize all the other people with great eyes . . . Laurie Dobson, Patty Edwards, Shelly Thompson, Reata Patterson, Jay Culbertson, Paul Biolsi, Mike Scheer, Todd Steele, Deb Taylor, Vickie Lancaster, Sheila Thomp- son, Tracy Felicia, Terri VanTassel, Kim Collins, and Denise Rose . . . Old Blue Eyes Palm Springs Poetry in Motion... Memories. .. Memories of the past I know how long they will last As long as the sun sets in the sky And the seasons change as clouds drift by You’ll turn your page and take a glance Then soon you’ll remember the past. By Kim Collins Looking Good! I know what your thinking, that I’m upset because Matt Toutant beat ME out for best looking guy of 1985. Really I’m not upset. Rick and TC helped me over the rough spots and I’m OK . . . really. I should congratulate Lisa Neville for get- ting best looking girl. Well, that little voice tells me I’ve got to go. Tom Selleck Hawaii Aye matic, Whimpy and me loves the choices ya made fet class eyes. And so does Olive and Bluto ... and espeskally me nephews .. . peepeye, poopeye, and pepeye. And remembers kids ... I’m strong to the finich, cause I eats me spinich. I’m popeye the sailorman. .. P.S. Toot, Toot. .. Time forgot to mention other beautiful le ... like Terri VanTassel, Mamie icMahon, Deb Taylor, Chris Sprague, Adriana Rincon, Melody Horton, Theresa Sullivan, Dale Eggleston, Robyn Shippee, Bill Jesmore, Sheila and Shelly Thompson. Harry Hunk 8 Time, June 1985

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Be a Clown!! Woo, Woo, Woo. Woo. Woo! Ahg, Ahg, Ahg! Ruff. Ruff, Ruff! Hey Moe, hch Larry! Yours truly. Curly Mick’s miffed! I leave to the library a book . . . but not just any book ... oh no ... see what I did was I found a really big book and then I got out the Black and Decker high speed scrolling saw and I cut out the whole mid- dle of the book .. . then I put a wind-up Big Ben alarm clock in the middle. ... so I sneak into the library 7th period . . . cause there's like a million people, in there then . . . and I hide the clock in next to Milton's Paradise lost, or found or something like that. So, like here's my problem ... the librarians moved the book and I forgot to wind-up the clock. Great joke, huh? Wayne Whipout Knockknock. Wisconsin I leave to anyone who hasn’t got one, that a slightly used nose. I’ve got two .. . really, no kidding! It’s not that unusal ... my whole family has two noses, except Uncle Fred (he has three). Anyway, this month I’m going to have a nosengotamy. I wanted to leave my nose to science, but no deal. I even called Harvard, but they're up to their ears in noses. If anybody wants it. I’ve got a nose that’s just crying for a face. Brent on Hooter Shnozola, New Jersey This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley ... Oliver Hardy Hhheyyy Abbott! I've got to know .. . you’ve got to tell me . . . Who’s on first? L. Costello That’s right. Bud Abbott I wish to congratulate Time for picking Greg Borders and Leslie Schneider for Clown of the Year. Especially when you consider all the clowns there arc in Washington. Speaking of which . .. what do McDonalds and the US Government have in common? Give up? They’re both run by a clown named Ronald!!! Mayor McCheese McDonald Land PS: Rabble. Rabble. Rabble . . The Hamburgler Hey, we’re funny . . . Jeff Hoffman, Patty Edwards, Bonnie Buckley, Robyn Shippee, Becky Treisc, Tim Hoistion, Denise Rose, Chris Coleman, Tom Gilmartin, Mike Lovett, and Tim Pickert. So there ... The other day I was walking down the street. Suddenly I looked down . . . and there it was ... a small box with yellow wrapping. So I open it up and there's this little man inside ... He says “don't hurt me and I’ll give you three wishes.’’ I think, “Hey, what a deal!” But I’m late for work and I blurt out “I wish I wasn’t so late for work, I need time to think’’.. the next thing I know I'm lying in my bed. it’s six AM and I’m already shaved and dressed. I guess I've got a lot of time to think, now. Delbert Dullard PS: If anybody finds a little yellow box, it’s mine! I want to leave all the dumb clothes I’ve worn for the past six years ... my duck shoes, penny loafers, knickers, stupid short boots, shirt with zippers, anything having a thing to do with Michael Jackson and my headband. Reg Dresser {former preppie) Hey mate, I was working on me new album the other day. We had a break be- tween takes, and since I’m sick of lookin. at me big lips all over the cover of People magazine, I picked up a Time. So, who do I find has been voted most musical? Ken Bcckstcad and Amy Turnbull? Not only that but the runners up were Duncan Lit- chenberg, Rcata Patterson, Tim Hoistion, and Tracy Felicia. Who are these people anyway? What am I, chopped liver? You can kiss those free tickets to my next con- cert goodbye! M. Jagger London, England Memories I look at you my friends and see the ladder of success we have climbed together. I look at you my friends and see the hope we have sustained for one another. 1 look at you my friends and see the love for one another’s friendship in your eyes. I look at you my friends and see the dreams we have forgotten and the dreams we now dream. I look at you my friends and see the memories of days gone by and days yet to be. But most of all, I look at you my friends, and thank you, just for being my friend. Love, Reata I remember. . . All the fun and laughs with the cafeteria ladies, the teachers, and especially my friends at IR through the years. From Belinda West Time. June 1985 7

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Grin it and Bear it! Mike Hull and Jodie Culbertson cer- tainly do have beautiful smiles . . . much nicer than my former girlfriend Bculinda. She was so bucktoothed that Conrail used to hire her as a “cowcatcher on their freight train to Kansas. It literally broke up our relationship ... she just wouldn’t give up her career. Seymore Gumms Newimproved Crest. Idaho The American Federation of Dental Floss manufacturers would like to suggest you consider the following persons as alter- nates for nicest smile ... just in case either of the winners gets caught in some scandal (like not brushing after every meal, or go- ing more than six months without a check-up). Robyn Shippee. Adriana Rincon, Bob Gleason, Deb Taylor, Sheila Thompson, Vickie Lancaster, Terri VanTassel, Dale Eggleston, Chris Coleman, Brian Drappo, and Jeff Hoffman. AF of DF Bicuspid. Vermont I'd like to take this opportunity to clear up a little historical maccuracy that’s been bothering me for the past 200 years. It concerns my teeth. They are not made out wood . . . they’re real and so is the color of Ronald Reagan’s hair. We presidents are sick of being poked fun at. Ouch, I just got a silver in my tongue . . . gotta go. G. Washington Mount Vermin Can we talk? Oh grow up! Edgar says my mouth is so big that Elizabeth Taylor could play frisbee on my lips. Have you seen Liz lately? She just bought a new monogramed sweater with the golden arches on it. Really . . . she’s got a special bib she wears at McDonald’s that says: 5 million served ... to me.” Joan Rivers Flirting in America. You couldn’t have picked two people who would have better represented that principals of flirtation than Bill LaVallec and Julie Call. Both are members in good standing of The US Flirtation Association, The American Federation of Teasers, The New York Temptation Society, and Save the Flirts. Great choices! Rex Sit ement Lake Taunt. Utah Hey, there are lots of people who are good at flirting. Yee gadds you’ve got beautiful eyes (excuse me!). On some occa- sions I’ve been known to flirt . .. You're how old? You’re kidding . .. come on! (Whoops there I go again.) Anyway, don’t forget all the other great all time teasers ... Trina Gale, Tim Hoistion, Terri Van- Tassel, Tom Gilmartin, Glinda Coun- tryman, and Jason Zeller. Boh A loo The Bongo Congo Couples. . . Isn’t it simply smashing to see a happy young couple like Rick Honeywell and Patty Looker? Of course Charles and I are happy ... at least that’s what the Enquirer says. I do love him. I just wish people would stop making jokes about his nose. Just the other day we were standing in line at a movie, it was raining, and a particular rude woman asked if she could stand under his nose to get out of the elements. Princess Di There are a lot of great couples you guys forgot to mention .. . how about ... oh no. they broke up. Well there’s . . .no, they’ve been fighting lately. Aren’t whats-his- namc and Linda still ... no they split last fall. Well anyway. I'm still going out with . . . wait a minute, his name will come to me . . . it's right on the tip of my tongue. Happy birthday to you . . . happy birthday to you . . . happy birthday dear . . . Bill? Bob? Benny? Well, it starts with a “B”... Ann Nesia LETTERS TO THE EDITOR should be addressed to TIME, Time Life Building, Indian River Central, Philadelphia, N Y. 13673, and should in- clude the writer’s full name, address and marital status. Letters may be edited or thrown out as we wish. Time, June 1984 9