Indian River Central School - Ojequack Yearbook (Philadelphia, NY)

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Shy... To Steve Haggerty and Ann Ashley: I know how you feel! I’m so shy I can’t even talk to myself. Mr. Peepers Monty Tuttle, Chris Burns. Trade Bartlett, Vickie Lancaster. John Benwarc, Tim Pickert, Scott Stevens, and Bill Beckstead . .. Where are you? Knock three times on the ceiling Tie a yellow ribbon . . . something .. . anything. Tony Orlando and Dawn Yuck, Yuck! What sounds like a hampster with his tail caught in a blender? Give up? Mike Steria and Donna Hajdasz laughing. Personally, I don’t see what all the funny stuff is about! Oscar T. Grouch Ha! You think you can just laugh off all the other great giggleres of our time? How about Dottie Walsh, Matt Demcl, Kim Collins, Tim Hoiston, Bob Gleason, Becky Trerise, Robyn Shippee, Brian Drappo, Paul Biolsi, John Benware. and Jeff Hoffman. Laughers Anonomous Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!Ho!ho!ho!ho!ho!Tee!Hee! Stop it! Take it easy. I’m dying! Do I get a prize; I laugh a lot?.. . Bummer! Russel Leaves Picasso, Move Over What line, what texturb and form! What talent! Jerry Storey and Ann Matteson, you ought to be hung! (in a museum of course!) Art Fine Kuddos to Melody Horton, Becky Trerise, Mark Hagacn, Jeff Hoffman, Mike Lovett, Kim Collins, and Rcata Patterson. Mike Alangcllo Left Overs... A word of warning to anyone who plans to play basketball with Jana Cook — BEWARE of her feet — they may cause you a case of severe pain. I know! B.T. I bequeath . .. To Tim Ladison, my ability and wit to charm the teachers at l.R.C. To my little — the best of luck. Jason Z. I bequeath to the sophomore class the privilege of attending Mr. Guga’s history class, the year with is great. Vickie I bequeath to Kelly Booth my friendliness that helped me get through the times at IRC. Belinda West I bequeath my ability to be quiet to my dear friend who I know will take advan- tage of this, Bcv Stevens. I’ll never forget Mr. Kettrick’s green sneakers or the Happy Dick Fan Club in Mr. Guga’s class. Penni Shaw I bequeath a place in this school to my brothers — Rick (class of 87) and Sason (class of 92) and Ryan (class of 94). I hope the teachers enjoyed them as much as the teachers enjoyed me. Terri I bequeath to the sophomores the far end of the table in the senior cafe with the fiiece of chicken hanging over it on the ight. Kim P.S.: Really enjoy that great pizza. I bequeath my sach as IR cowqueen to anybody who’s worthy of it. Good luck on Mr. Kenney’s history regents tests, God knows I needed it. Lisa N. 6 Time, June 1985

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The Tall’n Small of it Come on, was there really any doubt? Chris Dingman should have been voted most likely to scrape all the hair off the top of his head from low ceiling. And Carrie Burr, I mean give me a break, my lunch was bigger than her. Great choice guys. Hey Chris, how's the air up there? Get any nose bleeds? Ha ha. Carrie! Stand up . .. what do you mean you are standing up. Ha ha. Annette Funnyjello P.S. Rod Raymon’s pretty tall too, and Patty Edwards could saddle up a collie and ride’em like seabiscuit! Poems, Poems... Dear Seniors, We are the class of 85! Our size is small, but our action is live! Our days are near done here at I.R.C., Many were fun; you must agree! First there was Landas And his glaring green socks. Than Guga’s head caused My eyes to see spots. Next let me mention Huntress’ Truly tasteless ties. My how we've suffered Horrid sights with our eyes! As our eyes regained sight and our heads stopped to swoon. It was awful to realize: “We’re in Kenny’s cold room!” A teacher downstairs had some Fun about those days. It was perfectly obvious: Coolidge's baby boom! You are enjoying this poem I hope. At least it’s not like An old Murray bad joke! Let me now end with a Wish that’s sincere; Fellow class: In the years ahead and All things that you do. May happiness and prosperity come To each and all of you! Scott Johnson Nothing Succeeds... Like success! These two could strike oil digging for clams. I’ve got a great idea . . . let’s get Whispell and Chris to buy a whole bunch of lottery tickets . . . like about three thousand or so. Hey, one of them is bound to be at least a two-dollar winner! Ferd Berferd PS: Hats off to Duncan, Biolsi, Hoiston, Denise Rose, Bill Jcsmorc, Deb Taylor and Rcata Patterson. (still) Ferd Time, June 1985

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Be a Clown!! Woo, Woo, Woo. Woo. Woo! Ahg, Ahg, Ahg! Ruff. Ruff, Ruff! Hey Moe, hch Larry! Yours truly. Curly Mick’s miffed! I leave to the library a book . . . but not just any book ... oh no ... see what I did was I found a really big book and then I got out the Black and Decker high speed scrolling saw and I cut out the whole mid- dle of the book .. . then I put a wind-up Big Ben alarm clock in the middle. ... so I sneak into the library 7th period . . . cause there's like a million people, in there then . . . and I hide the clock in next to Milton's Paradise lost, or found or something like that. So, like here's my problem ... the librarians moved the book and I forgot to wind-up the clock. Great joke, huh? Wayne Whipout Knockknock. Wisconsin I leave to anyone who hasn’t got one, that a slightly used nose. I’ve got two .. . really, no kidding! It’s not that unusal ... my whole family has two noses, except Uncle Fred (he has three). Anyway, this month I’m going to have a nosengotamy. I wanted to leave my nose to science, but no deal. I even called Harvard, but they're up to their ears in noses. If anybody wants it. I’ve got a nose that’s just crying for a face. Brent on Hooter Shnozola, New Jersey This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanley ... Oliver Hardy Hhheyyy Abbott! I've got to know .. . you’ve got to tell me . . . Who’s on first? L. Costello That’s right. Bud Abbott I wish to congratulate Time for picking Greg Borders and Leslie Schneider for Clown of the Year. Especially when you consider all the clowns there arc in Washington. Speaking of which . .. what do McDonalds and the US Government have in common? Give up? They’re both run by a clown named Ronald!!! Mayor McCheese McDonald Land PS: Rabble. Rabble. Rabble . . The Hamburgler Hey, we’re funny . . . Jeff Hoffman, Patty Edwards, Bonnie Buckley, Robyn Shippee, Becky Treisc, Tim Hoistion, Denise Rose, Chris Coleman, Tom Gilmartin, Mike Lovett, and Tim Pickert. So there ... The other day I was walking down the street. Suddenly I looked down . . . and there it was ... a small box with yellow wrapping. So I open it up and there's this little man inside ... He says “don't hurt me and I’ll give you three wishes.’’ I think, “Hey, what a deal!” But I’m late for work and I blurt out “I wish I wasn’t so late for work, I need time to think’’.. the next thing I know I'm lying in my bed. it’s six AM and I’m already shaved and dressed. I guess I've got a lot of time to think, now. Delbert Dullard PS: If anybody finds a little yellow box, it’s mine! I want to leave all the dumb clothes I’ve worn for the past six years ... my duck shoes, penny loafers, knickers, stupid short boots, shirt with zippers, anything having a thing to do with Michael Jackson and my headband. Reg Dresser {former preppie) Hey mate, I was working on me new album the other day. We had a break be- tween takes, and since I’m sick of lookin. at me big lips all over the cover of People magazine, I picked up a Time. So, who do I find has been voted most musical? Ken Bcckstcad and Amy Turnbull? Not only that but the runners up were Duncan Lit- chenberg, Rcata Patterson, Tim Hoistion, and Tracy Felicia. Who are these people anyway? What am I, chopped liver? You can kiss those free tickets to my next con- cert goodbye! M. Jagger London, England Memories I look at you my friends and see the ladder of success we have climbed together. I look at you my friends and see the hope we have sustained for one another. 1 look at you my friends and see the love for one another’s friendship in your eyes. I look at you my friends and see the dreams we have forgotten and the dreams we now dream. I look at you my friends and see the memories of days gone by and days yet to be. But most of all, I look at you my friends, and thank you, just for being my friend. Love, Reata I remember. . . All the fun and laughs with the cafeteria ladies, the teachers, and especially my friends at IR through the years. From Belinda West Time. June 1985 7