Independence Junior College - Inkanquil Yearbook (Independence, KS)

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Omtion Independence carried off honors in the junior college oration and declamation con- test staged at Parsons the evening of Fri- day, April 29, when Ted Potter of the home school was given first ranking by the judges in the oration event, and Miss Bernice Shile was given second place in the declamation event. Mr. Potter took as his subject Gov- ernment, as Applied to the Social Group, while in the declamation event, Miss Shile read The Anarchist,', whose author ih un- known. Mr. Potter was complimented highly by the judges of the contest upon his natural- ness and spontaneity. He had never memor- ized a set written speech, but for two Weeks before the contest, had been making a care- ful outline of the oration. Arkansas City, Fort Scott, and Iola junior colleges also en- tered contestants in the oration event, While four schools beside Independence had en- TED POTTER trants in the declamation contest. min: 1 QUICK SERVICE CO INC GOODYEAR TIRES VULCANIZING ATWATER KENT RADIOS Electric Referigeration Kelvinator --- Copeland Phone 332 Sixth and Myrtle 0-01014111 xiiiizixixiiiiiiiiiiii iii Page 28 LW gg at - .

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association they have come to see life in a broader and more comprehensive perspective. With the experience received as a member of this fraternity, the members will be better prepared to take the leadership in fratern- ities of higher schools of learning. The mem- bers believe it is a worthwhile organization. The Dark-Lantern Club was organized in March, 1926 and so has been in existence a little over a year. The club has grown stead- ily and now occupies a large room in the Laderer Clothing Company building. The members of the club here in Independence are as follows: David Argo, Howard Burns, Floyd Colburn, Jake Endres, James Gilmore, Rus- sell Greenlee, Charles Hoffman, Kenneth Leech, Jack Lugenbeal, Joe New'ell, Dale O'Brien, John Pinkston, Alford Prescott, Wallace Scott, Harold Shile, Leonard Stacy, and Paul O'Brien. A jolly young man from New York Went swimming with a belt made of cork. He dived gayly in, 'Twas surely a sin, In the air waved the feet from New York. -Mildred Newmaster. 50101 1 qe:Q1mfwr1wfv::,fQr: 1- api-1: 3- in :nz 5 Q Q : , Q 9 i 2 i CAREFULNESS AND ACCURACY D 5 Are Always Observed in H I. G. Fowler's Drug Store 6 0:41 1 ni lin: 1 101 1 wirrinininiozninia 9, According to recent advices from Longton, Kansas, a number of physiology quiz papers have been unearthed in the archives of the high school there, and the following interest- ing and remarkable statement is contained in a paper submitted by Merle Vaughn, local college man, when he was a student in the Longton school: 'tThe human body is divided into three parts-the head, the chest, and the stum- mick. The head contains the eyes and branes, if any. The chest contains the lungs and a piece of liver. The stummick is devoted to the bowels, of which they is 5-a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y. Jones was not a fisherman, but his friend Brown persuaded him to go, and Green lent him an outfit. After they had been fishing a few minutes Jones turned to Brown and said, What do you call that little do-dad that floats on the water ? That's the bob, said Brown. Well, I'll have to get Green another one, the one he loaned me has sunk. The only time a horse gets scared nowa- days is when he meets another horse. 2 Q ! Q Q Q TEXACO Q Q Q e Q L Q Q U 1 , ! E FACULTY and STUDENTS i p Q ARE INVITED TO Q Q . D Q CALL AT OUR New l A clerk who would try to fill an H ! order or a prescription sloppily or STATION WR g dishonestly in this store would be SERVICE ! out of a job the next minute. ' Q Q BOLES o1L AND GASOLINE co. Q 3 Q Q g TEXACO PRODUCTS zoiuzi- -------- Page 27

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