Imbler High School - Golden Reveries Yearbook (Imbler, OR)

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A Look Into the Crystal Ball A cruise of the world is being organized. One thousand people are expected to go. leaving Miami. Florida, at 3:30 next Wednesday morning. In charge of the cruise will be Mr. Albert Hopkins. Scene: The -leading city at the south pole. There is a big cele- bration. They have just elected a mayor. How mayor Roy Wells can take it. And there’s his wife, our old friend, Celia V. Lloyd. My, she seems proud of the mayor. Scene: A night club on Broadway in New York. That head wait- er looks familiar. What do you know about it? There’s my old friend Charles Rhoads. That couple he is showing to a table looks much like Jean Ann Conrad, who used to go to Imbler high school. That must be her husband, the Count of Monte Cristo. Scene: An exclusive fashion shop in Chicago. Madame Aria Lan- man is the owner and active manager. That cute looking stylist who shows off all the latest Paris creations is Jessie Gillham. Scene: A meeting of the President’s cabinet in Washington. When we knew George Ragsdale as a boy no one would ever have guessed that one day he could be secretary of the treasury. Look at him now. with his top hat and cane, sitting there with all the big statesmen. Well, maybe there is a chance for all of us. Scene: A late afternoon in a tropical city. The owner of a large banana plantation sits on his porch. That face looks familiar. We used to know him as Edwin O’Mohundro. Scene: A fashionable beach resort. An afternoon tea is in prog- ress. The hostess for the afternoon is Donna Heisner, who is entertaining at her million dollar home4. It seems that she married a rich old fellow, and he died and left her his fortune. Can she spend it? Scene: A school building. Grown men and women dressed as boys and girls. A re-union is in progress. The members of the 1943 class of the Imbler high school have gathered for a re-union to renew old friendships of years gone by. What a happy scene! Aren’t they all having a wonderful time! And these previews you have just seen, ladies and gentlemen, are taken from the news reel which will bo shown at this theatre on September .1, fifteen years hence. We know that you will not want to miss the feature. Seats will sell at the usual customary price that seats in assembly arc4 sold to freshmen by upper classmen. o seats will be reserved. First come first served.

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Individual Bequests IV e, now, us itidizriduals, will the following: I, Celia Lloyd, being of sound mind and sound body, do hereby will my height to Billy Lanman. He needs it. I, Donna Heisner, having a weakness for student body presidents, will my ability to “pitch woo” to Duane Schwebke. I, Area Lanman, being of weak back and strong mind, do hereby will my 5' 3 of American Womanhood to Mary Furman. I, Jack Burton, being of strong back and lacking of mind, will my ability to whistle at the girls to Wesley Conrad. 1, Jessie May Gillham, having a weakness for track stars, do hereby will my perfect English to Kenneth Rollins. 1, Jean Ann Conrad, being of strong will power and a very stubborn mind, do hereby will my ability to hold two men at once to Annette Paroz. I, Dorothea Hopkins, being possessed of unstable equilibrium at moments, do hereby will my ability to get my own way to Lolita Smith. I, Bethel Vandermulen, having an unconquerable liking for fast and reckless drivers, do hereby will my bow legs and pretty knees to Arlene Reed. I, George Ragsdale, being both mindless and spineless, do hereby will my ability to sling paint and hang paper to Rose Marie Hopkins. I, Lloyd German, being in love with most office girls, do hereby will my full-wit to the half-wit Junior class. I, Jack Havecost, being of no mind and strong body, do hereby will my feminine charms to John Couzens. 1, Charles Rhoads, being light-headed and hollow chested, do hereby will my bashful ways and gentlemanly manners—when girls are around— to Don Hill. 1, Edwin O’Mohundro, having a weakness for blondes, do hereby will my ability to take the opposite viewpoint and win the argument, to Floyd Daniels, Jr. 1, Roy Wells, having just won third prize in a beauty contest, do hereby will my handsome features and good looks to Bob Ragsdale. 1, Robert Wilson, having a weakness for well-groomed hair, do hereby will my vasoline hair-oil and lucky tiger hair tonic to Marion Spencer. I, Curtis Roper, having an unconquerable love for the fat ladies, do hereby will my 5' G x 5' G blond lassie in La Grande to Orlin Fitzgerald.

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Class Prophecy PREVIEWS OF TOMORROW I am sure that you all like to go to a show and see the preview of coming attractions which are to be offered at the theatre. I believe also that you are interested in the coming events and attractions that are to have members of the senior class of 1943. Imbler high school, as the actors. The management of the class has therefore arranged for your enjoyment and entertainment at this time a description of coming attractions of the years as they affect the members of the worthy senior class, now graduating from the Imbler high school. Here we are in tin world of tomorrow. Walking down Broadway, New York, is the world’s greatest comedian, Bob Wilson. He has made a fortune just telling funny stories and making the world laugh. Over in radio city the broadcast of the gossip is going on. That rapid fire talker with the musical voice of the air is Bethel Vandermulen. It is said that she gets $3,(XX) a night for her broadcast, livery ether wave is full of her sayings. Better be careful. One might climb into your ear. Are you wanting a place to eat? Why not try the little cafe just around the corner. A good fish dinner for $5.(X), or a hamburger sandwich for $1.25. No wonder Curtis Roper gave up the title of the world’s welter weight to go in for feeding people at those prices. Why, at the hot cake stand back in the old home town, Jack Burton will sell you a sizzling hot hamburger for five cents. The medal of award for distinguished service is to be awarded we hear to Jack Havekost. That little bundle of brains discovered a way to extract energy from a snowflake, and make enough electric current to make the water flow uphill at Niagara Falls. Will wonders never cease? An advertisement in the Chicago paper says that you can buy cellophane suits made to order at the Dorothea Hopkins Cello-suit Company on Michigan Blvd. The suits arc quite popular. Save washing and cleaning bills. They sell for $17.98 and last a lifetime. The largest ranch in the world is said to be located between two undiscovered mountain ranges of Utah. On the ranch the largest seedless, juiceless, peelingless oranges in the world are grown. 9.135L carloads wore shipped out last week. The owner of the ranch is Lloyd Gorman. He made his money to buy the ranch by selling peanuts on tin street of a mid-western city at a penny a sack.