Imbler High School - Golden Reveries Yearbook (Imbler, OR)

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PROPHECY FOR '35 SE IORb One balmy spring morning in May the Senior Class of 1933 became weary of the trials and tribulations of high school studies. They piled into the fleet of Packards that was at their command and headed for Rock Wall. The day was hot and the sun's soft radiance made them hunt for a place to rest. They crawled in a huge cove ..here they were confronted by an old ,-ian. People call hi 1 Father Time. He took the class and their advisor r. King, into some inner rooms and showed them what was to come in the future years. The Seniors became quiet as he flashed it by the intercosmetic rays on a screen. Cub Wagoner — Ah, — we saw him in South America,, having deserted athletics for the quiet solitude of a coffee plantation. With him is ilary Richeson taking the chill out of chile, while in the background hovers George Rigg3 who clings to his ancient pite in preference to picking colfee beans. What's this? Oh, it is Gerald Masters studying the habits of angle v.orms in Alaska. Lyl-e Sanderson is giving lessons in being an efficient class president. (In his own usint v:ay.) Raymond. Munson returned missionary and Y. W. C. A. leader is trying in vain to persuade Marjorie ■ Perry to leave hbr adored and oelcved hot-dog-peanut stand. Clara End, international actor, wakes a personal appearance at this time but performance- is interrupted and almost broken up by one Sheldon Lloyd, Bolshevist leader. However Chad Pratt, a contented farmer, and Hugh Coffin, .[.eigfeild follies dir ector, interrupted the scene and saved the day because we forgot to mention that Sheldon had on only his red flannel underwear. The scene is changing. Lot and behold'. It is Dwight Conklin walking across the stage. He seems puffed up about something. Oh yes no wonder, because he has a badge pinned on him that says. Garter Inspector for the V.earua and Tce.rua Co.

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 fih 1 -Mi SENIOR CLASS WILL the class of ' 33 being of sound mind and body being aware of the termination of our brief Dut happy high school career, do hereby give, deal se and bequeath to various members of the stu-lent body, the following bequests: ARTICLE I first: To the Juniors the dignity of the Seniors. Second: To the Sophomores and Freshmen, nothing | j but the best of Inc1:. ! I ARTICLE II First: To the faculty: thanks for their consid- erate and patient dealings w.-’Jh the irresponsible members of the class of 33. Second: T Mr. Anderson: our deepest apprecia- ! j ft ion for his helpfulness throughout our high school career. ARTICLE III I, Raymond Munson, bequeath my courting ability to Charles Noyes. I, Marjorie Perry, bequeath my golden voice to Lor-ena Stewart. I, Carol Wagoner, bequeath my line to Roy Nieder-er, in hopes that he will do full justice to the cause, (and girls). 'Ml, Mary Richeson, bequeath my flirting ability to iNeta Wilson, although I hardly think she needs it. ; 11, Lynn Anderson, bequeath my bashfulness to any- ione who has an excess of boldness. boldner to any h ' I, Lyle Sanderson, bequeath my ■' 1 shy and down-trodden Freshie. ii I, Clara End, bequeath my silence to June Frizzel. 'I, Vilda End, bequeath my love for Math to Virginia Brock. I, May York, bequeath my satisfied nature to some' such person as John Friswolu. I, Lydia York, bequeath my dimples to Harold Wise. (I’ve heard Elva loves dimples.) I, Grover Hardy, bequeath my weakness for undergraduates to Bud Redman. I, Gerald Masters, bequeath my ability-to hunt and fish to Mr. King, in hopes that he will make good use of it. I, Jack Cole, bequeath my record as a farmer to Mr. Raskopf-r-on second thought Miss Andrew may be able to make better use of it. (Cont’d below Class Prophecy) k

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Ah, what i.s it wo hear now? It is the lively baritone-contralto voice of Winona VVestenskow. She is soothing the fretful patients at the Grande Ronde Hospital. May York and Vilda End are- on the State Police force, according to the television report. They are cooks to a couple of State troopers. Ah, we see Lydia in her dimple store, very busy. She charges 100 a dozen for dimples and blushes are free. My gracious what's this? Vihy it's Grover Hardy, publicity manager, and confidential secretary for the famous Intcrn:-tional I Sock 'Em Baseball Team, whose Executive offices are located on the tenth floor of the Wagoner Building, Summerville, Oregon. My, my, Lynn Anderson and Jack Cole are doing a very good business in selling Ford flivvers for antiques. The picture faded then revived and shoved us Mr. -Xing as Principal of the School System of the United States of America. At last the picture faded and the elated class of 1933 came home feeling very- gay because they knew of the success they were going to attain in their future life. CLASS WILL (COdT'D) I, Chad Pratt, bequeath my icustache to Dick H. I, Hugh Coffin, would bequeath ray horse to June Conrad, if I didn't think I would need it myself. I, Dwight Conklin, bequeath r flirtatous nature to Garth Bull. I, Geo. Riggs, bequeath my pipe to Keith McKinnis. I, Sheldon Lloyd, bequeath my Bookkeeping sets to Clifford Royes, in case he doesn't hrve as much time to spe-nd on it as I did. I, vvinona Westenskow, bequeath my idle chatter .to so'je tongue-tied frightened Freshman. In Aitntss whereof, I have hereunto . oscribed my name and affixed my seal this £6th day of May,1933. Winona Vvestenskow.