Illinois Wesleyan University - Wesleyana Yearbook (Bloomington, IL)

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An organist sang of what to do when she forgets to take her pillf' Third was a bad comedian. We were then confronted by the next entrant's tap dancing to Do Wa Diddy. One muscular embodiment was asked by Lujack, You've got a nice body. What do you do with it? We then suf- fered through IO one-handed pushups and two-handed warm-up pushups fol- lowed by muscleman poses. When ap- pealed to by the crowd to cause desist to this display, Super Jock shouted back, I'm not going to tell him to quit, did you see his arms? You tell him to quit. He can stay up here all night as far as lim concernedf, Following this display of epidermis came the one and only female contestant. Explaining that she had composed her poetic contribution that afternoon while taking a shower, Lujack commented, Probably if you came out as you were when you wrote it you'd have been a lot betterfl Next came an imitation of John Wayne's walk and voice as well as John- ny Cashls Orange Blossom Specialfl followed by another's struggle to walk like a chicken. Introducing the next entry, Lujack stated, Watch closely as these gentlemen pick their respective noses, or is it each other's? Two students then proceeded to do so, first touching their noses, then their chins with the tips of their tongues. Final act was of a Hampshire hog in heat which in actuality was a hog call. A run off of the top three contenders ended in the hog caller taking first place and the airplane balancer running a close second. Shotgun Expressn emerged playing a good instrumental version of I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends. The title was sung in high Tiny Tim fashion by one singer whose question, f'What would you do if I sang out of tune? was accompanied by a funeral dirge from the organ, perhaps prophetic of what we'd do if he did. One silver-slippered older woman was spotted doing something reminiscent ofa cross between the Twist, Frug and shak- ing ants out of her dress. Together she and her partner looked like they were Lujack again, here flanked at left by Chester Finney and on right by Lyle Schopp, both former Eewoo Security Officers, now County Sherriffs men. working out for the next track meet. Alice and Omer dared to show their faces again. Alice playing a cowbell, was accompanied by a guitarist who kept lifting his leg as if at a fire hydrant. Once, we actually heard singing voices. I couldn't make out what they were singing, but who cares, I heard them! My deceiving eyes noticed many bodies departing as Alice continued to gurgle at the mike. Near the end they beat out a good song and the drummer cooled it for awhile, but suddenly he rampaged, break- ing a drumstick in the process. Unfortunately, he had a spare. Just before I left they had a fairly good jam session with Alice smacking sticks together, the guitarist pounding amplified bongos, lead fingered Omar on the organ, a musician nimbly plucking guitar strings, and Drummer Boy doing his thing. My only comment of leaving was swiped from Larry Lujack: This whole experien has enriched my life immeasurablyf'

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