Illinois Institute of Technology - Integral / Lewis Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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GEORGE NOBLE CARMAN 1. Do you recognize this gentleman? 2. Did you ever see him before? 3. Does he ever appear in the halls of Lewis Institute? 4. Is he inaccessible? 5. Has he three or four secretaries who make appointments with you and at last conduct you down a long dark corridor to where you finally catch a glimpse of him sitting behind a roll top desk? 6. Does the office boy reluctantly carry your card to him after haughtily asking your business? 7. Does he take an interest in you? S. Does he try to give you a square deal? 9. Does he think you are just like all the rest? 10. Did you ever know a finer man? These ten questions are an examination, like those Dr. Lewis once in awhile gives, in show that Columbia University isn ' t the only place where they a k snappy questions. The right answers to these ten questions are a- follows: 1. Yes, you bet. 2. Sure. .Mike. 3. Yes, ma ' m. 4. No, dearie. 5. Nope. 6. Nay, not so. 7. Yes. S. S es. 9. No. 10. Never. Fift( en

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ANDREW ROLLINS DOLE All the men on the Board of Managers are men of deeds rather than of words, but this newcomer, this Mr. Dole, this Maine boy, is the shyest violet in the bouquet. He has never made a speech to us students — is the only manager who never has. We doubt if we could get him to address us unless we went in a body and carried him in on our shoulders, but we may do that yet, for what he doesn ' t know about glass and paint is not worth knowing. Also, besides being vice-president of the H. M. Hooker Glass and Paint Com- pany, he is president of a valve company of his own. So he might give us a lecture on valves, if he weren ' t so modest. We know several seniors who think they know all about valves, but still have something to learn. Mr. Dole is a special friend of Dr. Tcnney, who is the director of the choirs of the New First Congregational Church, where Mr. Dole worships. Uncle George says that he and Mrs. Dole are like a second father and mother to all the young folks in that church. Well, we students of the Institute feel a bit like orphans ourselves sometimes, and the Annual is not sure but the whole bunch — Catholics, Protestants, Chinese, and Hindus — had better go down and join the choirs of the New First. The oniy trouble is that Uncle George says we can ' t sing. Seventeen